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Fat, Acid, Skeet.
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I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out.

Total idiot. Go Phillies.
GTA Mastermind? Damn, that *is* an impressive achievement. Almost as cool as this real world achievement.

_pulls out the biggest dork ass loser pepe challenge coin_

Yeah, I got it when I was a drone operator.
No, no, not this one, this one I got for carpet bombing a cancer ward.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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There is a Flash Flood warning from the National Weather Service in Seattle. People living in Tukwila and Kent along the Green River need to evacuate immediately. There is a failure of the Green River levee. Get to higher ground as soon as possible. This is a life threatening situation.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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happy harmonica
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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We elected the TV rich guy to make us rich and now all his friends from TV land are here, squatting torpidly in the halls of power, farting out newsletters and videos about how we all suck. In a sense they're right I guess
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
I don’t know a lot.

But I know a lot about dinosaurs.

Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?

But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?

Lets get a little perspective.

Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Louis CK has reformed and ceased jerking himself off now that the New Yorker is doing it for him
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, I usually start making stock the weekend before. This year I'm dealing with an injury and while I'm very thankful to be home from the hospital for the holiday, not getting to participate is hitting me pretty hard.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My recent YouTube history
"Bird mistakes"
"Funny birds"
"Ferret bloopers"
"10 hours funny animals"
"Funny pets"
"Fletching definition"
Instead of reading weird pseudo-journalistic nightmare fuel, have you tried videos of watching dogs getting spa baths
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Feet are coming to Fortnite
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Calvin and Hobbes is one of a handful of pieces of art that I sort of expected to leave behind when I grew into adulthood but instead continue to point at in increasingly desperate ways to beg people to increase their humanity
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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god I hate how funny this rotten nazi fuck is
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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why did i assume this would be about ralph nader
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sam DarNOld.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Lots of players in the Madrid game choosing to use the medical tent for non-football related ailments because it’s free.
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
God dammit, I'm going through a personal rough patch right now, and I've been revisiting some old favorite albums while I'm stuck in bed.

Todd Snider has been getting a lot of plays. It's heartbreaking to hear he died. I'm glad I got to see him live as often as I did, I wish I'd seen him live more.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.

www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM