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reading a thread of teachers giving each other tips for lockdown drills and a popular one is to keep a container of suckers on hand to give kids to help 1) keep them quiet and 2) calm them down. Gosh bless America I guess
September 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
reading a thread of teachers giving each other tips for lockdown drills and a popular one is to keep a container of suckers on hand to give kids to help 1) keep them quiet and 2) calm them down. Gosh bless America I guess
got a talking to from my boss’s boss about saying “It’s the asbestos” every time someone says or does something weird
August 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
got a talking to from my boss’s boss about saying “It’s the asbestos” every time someone says or does something weird
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the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the founding fathers failed to anticipate how stupid we’d get
just got accused of being heterophobic
May 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
just got accused of being heterophobic
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Autism is not a mental illness. It's a neurodevelopmental brain wiring difference that causes clinically significant impairment in daily functioning. It's not an illness that needs to be cured. It's a disability that needs to be accommodated.
#AutismAwarenessMonth
#AutismAwarenessMonth
April 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Autism is not a mental illness. It's a neurodevelopmental brain wiring difference that causes clinically significant impairment in daily functioning. It's not an illness that needs to be cured. It's a disability that needs to be accommodated.
#AutismAwarenessMonth
#AutismAwarenessMonth
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I cannot stress enough that the American people protested, donated, subscribed, and voted in record numbers in 2018 and 2020 and then those institutions that they propped up in opposition to Trump sought to accommodate him instead. And here we are.
I continue to think that we won’t see a 2017-style liberal media addiction/subscription surge. Anger at how the media covered this, no more sense that something could break and end his presidency… I just see a lot of people tuning out for a bit.
November 6, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I cannot stress enough that the American people protested, donated, subscribed, and voted in record numbers in 2018 and 2020 and then those institutions that they propped up in opposition to Trump sought to accommodate him instead. And here we are.
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(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
March 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
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The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things
February 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things
thinkin bout how many microplastics I consumed as a kid when I would chew on Polly Pocket’s clothes 🤔
February 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
thinkin bout how many microplastics I consumed as a kid when I would chew on Polly Pocket’s clothes 🤔
went to see the last time a mod I downloaded for The Sims 2 was updated and read that the original creator passed away over a decade ago
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
went to see the last time a mod I downloaded for The Sims 2 was updated and read that the original creator passed away over a decade ago
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imagine being born with the evolutionary gift that is opposable thumbs and using them for evil 🤢🤢🤮
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
imagine being born with the evolutionary gift that is opposable thumbs and using them for evil 🤢🤢🤮
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The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly
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my little cousins are old enough to have phones now and they’re so cute in the family groupchat 🥹🥹🥹
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
my little cousins are old enough to have phones now and they’re so cute in the family groupchat 🥹🥹🥹
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forming a support group for people who got traumatized by getting eaten by the sea monster in Spore
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
forming a support group for people who got traumatized by getting eaten by the sea monster in Spore
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