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Tommy 3pac
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just here because I never made it as a wise man
how am I supposed to act civilized during flight safety instructions when they keep saying "inflate"
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
theres an older driver at my job that occasionally slips me Peets gift cards for helping him with issues. like, im literally just doing my job.
If I live to be old I look forward to slipping young folx little gifts, simply for existing lmao. the cycle continues.
im not allowed to have favorites but
August 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
need a massive funding campaign to cover me in tattoos. its a noble cause, pls donate
June 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think furries are brave tbh.
Reformed furry hater turned furry defender here
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I've yet to come across a squash I didn't like
May 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
rookie numbers
“Our ICE officers are facing 300% increase in assaults while carrying out enforcement operations.”
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
about to locally run as a c0mmun1st politician just to start some drama

🎶let's give em something to talk abouut🎶
April 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you can really learn a lot about someone by opening and reading their mail
April 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bombardilo crocodilo
April 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
bro lit a cigarette with a comically large blowtorch at the bus stop

there goes my hero
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
mustaches are reserved for sluts and golden retrievers. no in betweens allowed
April 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
okay am I crazy or is middle shelf whiskey way better than top??

like bulleit over Macallan 12 all day
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I cannot continue to be a gamer AND a musician
I need to pick a struggle
April 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Reposted by Tommy 3pac
Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
losing my shit

I think I need to rewatch the entirety of Lost again for literally the 6th time
April 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
AYYY YO WHENS THIS SHIT GET EASIER HAHA 🤪🤪🤪
April 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
love getting a notification on my phone saying "remember this from 8 years ago?" and it's a photo of a work schedule

dude I couldn't even remember it at the time
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
idk what to do!? what do I even put as my bio??
March 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
my boss just told me that I sneezed at the exact same time today as I did yesterday

are you in love w me or what?
March 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
she Anthony on my keides until I flea
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I need one of those psychotic breaks from my late teen years. Life made more sense in my gang stalking era fr
March 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I do be bullying empty waymos on the road
March 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I hate that alex g is so heavily associated with someone that hurts to think about, when I'm helplessly rabid for his music
March 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
sorry liberals, I'm gonna wear a wrinkly t shirt today 😤
March 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
4th day off the silly juice because I'm a petty mf trying to make my therapist understand that the issue is deeper than the alcohol. Cut back? nah, I'll cut it out completely. NOW HELP ME MF
March 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM