hahaha dude your friends only like you because you radiate joy and two minutes in your company is enough to brighten their day significantly lol. they only keep you around because they love you dearly and cherish the place you have reserved for them in your heart Imao

(menacingly) true love will find you in the end

smoking weed that looks suspiciously like crack

Sped up versions of songs keep going viral on tiktok (like teenage dirtbag) is this the new nightcore?

it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary

I got a sewing machine for christmas. So far I have made a tote bag and an apron. I just successfully altered a pair of pants to make them fit better!

lowkey feel like I'm going insane and the world is falling apart
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I got to rescue a very cold frog, some lizards, and a large spider I work today 🐸🦎🕷

I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

Just tested it, can confirm pornhub has been banned in my state

First poop of 2025 locked in

Read the first 7 books of legend of drizzt, got bored.
Starting discworld lmao