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𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔬 ✨𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 ✨𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰 ✨ 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔴𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 🏊‍♀️ 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔲𝔪 𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔡
she yule on my log til I longest night
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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omg
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
our fucking infrastructure is so delicate. Sheesh
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
had myself a merry krampusnacht last night, though this mask isn’t finished so I left it at home.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
republican ass Pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
RIP BABY this is bad
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bah!
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
One team two Currys. Wow
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Going to start fighting with the dogs so I too can be put in a separate room from the family to cool off.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Perfect book. Thank you, Ling Ling Huang for another incredible read. 📚
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This week I also saw Frankenstein which is beautiful and lovely (for creeps who need a Crimson Peak x Call Me By MY Name VIC-TOR fantasy). Lordy Lordy, Jacob Elordi.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Bugonia was so much fun, which is saying something for how it ends. 📽️🎞️
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you’re in line for the moon stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don’t trust you if you don’t have an aunt or uncle you’re not related to.
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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America’s pastbedtime
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
lol I can’t believe these guys have to do this again tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
this fucking game
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
dray 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I bought a half pint of guacamole and a can of refried beans at the market to day and it was $15. sticker shock on the simplest of meals. jfc. (spoiled by growing up with avocado trees, born with a scoop of guac in my mouth!)
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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slow drip learning about Platner like
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike.

(via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)
October 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I read an article about McMahon gutting the special education department last week. (Horrible stuff, what a vicious way to disregard families across the nation.) the following detail really hit me: “The education department is the smallest cabinet-level agency in the U.S. government.” I mean…
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM