Pinned
Hello Bluesky. you are probably wondering who I am.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
Reposted by Morris the Horse
"My return is irrelevant, but what is is the fact that your chicken is getting cold."
The chicken is 'telepathically' floating beside the horse.
The chicken is 'telepathically' floating beside the horse.
“Uh—… Thanks? But, that didn’t answer… My question..?”
"I brought you a rotisserie chicken from costco."
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"My return is irrelevant, but what is is the fact that your chicken is getting cold."
The chicken is 'telepathically' floating beside the horse.
The chicken is 'telepathically' floating beside the horse.
"I brought you a rotisserie chicken from costco."
“Hey, uh… So. Dad told me you were banished. Haha… So, were you like. Granted permission to leave or…”
"Hello Charlie."
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
"I brought you a rotisserie chicken from costco."
"Hello Charlie."
“Wait, is that uncle Morris?”
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
"Hello Charlie."
Hello Bluesky. you are probably wondering who I am.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Hello Bluesky. you are probably wondering who I am.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
I am Morris
Morris the Horse.
Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up.
I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell
Good day.
"Your Choice, I am patient."
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"Your Choice, I am patient."
"Your carrot does not appease me, I am the bringer of destruction and death trapped inside of a four legged mammal. My name strikes fear into the heart of gods."
"I am Morris the Horse."
Please read this in a Morgan Freeman voice, thank you.
"I am Morris the Horse."
Please read this in a Morgan Freeman voice, thank you.
"HORSEY!"
Offers GIANT CARROT.
"I also got apples, malt and other things."
Offers GIANT CARROT.
"I also got apples, malt and other things."
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
"Your carrot does not appease me, I am the bringer of destruction and death trapped inside of a four legged mammal. My name strikes fear into the heart of gods."
"I am Morris the Horse."
Please read this in a Morgan Freeman voice, thank you.
"I am Morris the Horse."
Please read this in a Morgan Freeman voice, thank you.
@lightningsfury.bsky.social I know where you live
a horse is standing in the rain and looking at the camera
ALT: a horse is standing in the rain and looking at the camera
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February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
@lightningsfury.bsky.social I know where you live