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A weird skunk/cow/mom hybrid! | 32 | she/her | occasional NSFW, minors get out!
For real though, Isabelle is near or even ahead of several characters that I'm pretty sure everyone knows that furries are into in terms of "how much porn of her is out there", so it's weird that anyone online is apparently just now finding out that people are into Isabelle.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
For real though, Isabelle is near or even ahead of several characters that I'm pretty sure everyone knows that furries are into in terms of "how much porn of her is out there", so it's weird that anyone online is apparently just now finding out that people are into Isabelle.
Hot take: if you were between the ages of 8 and 18 at any point during the 90s and 2000s, I literally do not believe you if you're gonna sit there and claim you never had a crush on an non-human character. Like, you seriously expect me to believe none of these were even a little interesting?
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hot take: if you were between the ages of 8 and 18 at any point during the 90s and 2000s, I literally do not believe you if you're gonna sit there and claim you never had a crush on an non-human character. Like, you seriously expect me to believe none of these were even a little interesting?
New favorite crack ship, hear me out:
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
New favorite crack ship, hear me out:
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
It's actually Chrimbus
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's actually Chrimbus
My puppygirl ass finally getting around to watching Chainsaw Man and WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT HOW HARD THEY GO ON THE PETPLAY IN THIS
September 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My puppygirl ass finally getting around to watching Chainsaw Man and WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT HOW HARD THEY GO ON THE PETPLAY IN THIS
Who had a better glow-up: werewolves or witches?
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Who had a better glow-up: werewolves or witches?
Hey Google uhhhh what the fuck?
August 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey Google uhhhh what the fuck?
Was assigned to make an extremely dry PowerPoint for work about "synergy" and other buzzwords, and my boss asked me to add pictures to it.
Guess what picture I used for the slide about "excellence"?
Guess what picture I used for the slide about "excellence"?
August 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Was assigned to make an extremely dry PowerPoint for work about "synergy" and other buzzwords, and my boss asked me to add pictures to it.
Guess what picture I used for the slide about "excellence"?
Guess what picture I used for the slide about "excellence"?
Lmao what is this ad I saw on reddit
"Are you a depressed zoomer? Wear this fitbit for a year and send us everything it learns about you and we'll give you some gift cards and let you keep the fitbit as payment (it's been soaking in your sweat for a year and we do not want it back)"
"Are you a depressed zoomer? Wear this fitbit for a year and send us everything it learns about you and we'll give you some gift cards and let you keep the fitbit as payment (it's been soaking in your sweat for a year and we do not want it back)"
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lmao what is this ad I saw on reddit
"Are you a depressed zoomer? Wear this fitbit for a year and send us everything it learns about you and we'll give you some gift cards and let you keep the fitbit as payment (it's been soaking in your sweat for a year and we do not want it back)"
"Are you a depressed zoomer? Wear this fitbit for a year and send us everything it learns about you and we'll give you some gift cards and let you keep the fitbit as payment (it's been soaking in your sweat for a year and we do not want it back)"
Oh boy I love getting charged $250 for a service I was told would be covered at no cost to me and then not being able to pay the bill because the payment website is broken. Anyone wanna join me for a protest outside of L*bcorp HQ? All trans bitches invited.
August 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh boy I love getting charged $250 for a service I was told would be covered at no cost to me and then not being able to pay the bill because the payment website is broken. Anyone wanna join me for a protest outside of L*bcorp HQ? All trans bitches invited.
Outstanding thrift store find for this puppygirl, cannot wait to start making some treats in this thing
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Outstanding thrift store find for this puppygirl, cannot wait to start making some treats in this thing
I straight up do not understand how you can come up with a take as vile as "r*ape basically never happens and anyone who pretends it's even remotely common is just being political" unless parts of your brain are literally rotting in your skull
July 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I straight up do not understand how you can come up with a take as vile as "r*ape basically never happens and anyone who pretends it's even remotely common is just being political" unless parts of your brain are literally rotting in your skull
Hot take: this idiot (the original Samsung Galaxy Note) destroyed half the tech landscape
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hot take: this idiot (the original Samsung Galaxy Note) destroyed half the tech landscape
Talking about your own dysphoria to friends who are trans but in the opposite direction:
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Talking about your own dysphoria to friends who are trans but in the opposite direction:
Gf convinced me to watch the Lego movie and this was absolutely my reaction to the Joker when he showed up
July 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Gf convinced me to watch the Lego movie and this was absolutely my reaction to the Joker when he showed up
Every time I see one of those absolute monstrosities I can't help but assume it's owned by someone whose "villain origin story" was not getting one of these for Christmas as a kid
June 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every time I see one of those absolute monstrosities I can't help but assume it's owned by someone whose "villain origin story" was not getting one of these for Christmas as a kid
Why is nobody talking about how Wario's missing ass was given to the cow in Mario Kart World??? She is absolutely caked up
June 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why is nobody talking about how Wario's missing ass was given to the cow in Mario Kart World??? She is absolutely caked up
I bet this feels good as hell if you're a piece of meat
April 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I bet this feels good as hell if you're a piece of meat
Is it just me or does every Chinese buffet have this exact same teapot when you get hot tea with your meal? I've been to them all across the country and it's always this teapot or an extremely similar one.
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is it just me or does every Chinese buffet have this exact same teapot when you get hot tea with your meal? I've been to them all across the country and it's always this teapot or an extremely similar one.
Otherwise level-headed Christians when the subject of ouija boards are mentioned, apparently:
April 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Otherwise level-headed Christians when the subject of ouija boards are mentioned, apparently:
Can't believe someone actually tried to break into my car. They didn't get in, but they bashed the hell out of it >.<
March 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Can't believe someone actually tried to break into my car. They didn't get in, but they bashed the hell out of it >.<
Me trying to put the Costco hotdog in the Costco bun:
March 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me trying to put the Costco hotdog in the Costco bun:
A friend of mine asked me why modern conservatives (especially the ones you see doing shows and podcasts like Matt Walsh) dress like 2010-era hipsters, and I came up with a theory:
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A friend of mine asked me why modern conservatives (especially the ones you see doing shows and podcasts like Matt Walsh) dress like 2010-era hipsters, and I came up with a theory: