It's actually Chrimbus

The "I cannot picture you topping but damn I hope you do"/"never would have expected it but damn they had me drooling" vibe

"I don't get it either, she found out what I was and actually asked me if I could drink a bit of her blood and taste how much estrogen was in it, but I guess it works out for both of us."

Seriously, the air conditioner scene is scarier than most horror movies for adults and it happens in the first act of a kids' movie about talking appliances