Ben
@tallbubba.bsky.social
Well hopefully this doesn't go to shit! All my socials are the same username, but just in case... https://linktr.ee/tallbubba
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Ben
@tallbubba.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I don’t know who’s pack I got added too but welcome new followers. Not much going on here. Just my rants, pictures of my dog, and selfies.
So I’m just your average #basic #millennial who happens to be #gay, #gaymarried, #adhd, an #educator, and my most redeeming quality, only kinda snarky. 😉
So I’m just your average #basic #millennial who happens to be #gay, #gaymarried, #adhd, an #educator, and my most redeeming quality, only kinda snarky. 😉
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
I am changing my will say,
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am changing my will say,
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
Can I just say how much I love the fact that my Instagram algorithm right now is all about heated rivalry and not political or Christmas. It brings so much joy of my life.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Can I just say how much I love the fact that my Instagram algorithm right now is all about heated rivalry and not political or Christmas. It brings so much joy of my life.
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
Phoenix stores and restaurants have one temperature regardless of how cold it is outside. Icebox. Damn every bone in my body is freezing. Still drinking an iced coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Phoenix stores and restaurants have one temperature regardless of how cold it is outside. Icebox. Damn every bone in my body is freezing. Still drinking an iced coffee.
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
I have no one at work I can trust to talk to about things that are work related. No one to commiserate with, no one to really collaborate with on problems. People I thought I could trust at my same level I couldn’t and well… it bit me on the ass.
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I have no one at work I can trust to talk to about things that are work related. No one to commiserate with, no one to really collaborate with on problems. People I thought I could trust at my same level I couldn’t and well… it bit me on the ass.
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
Why is it such a challenge to find a good scone? I don’t want a muffin or a cake. I want a scone. Is that too much to ask for.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why is it such a challenge to find a good scone? I don’t want a muffin or a cake. I want a scone. Is that too much to ask for.
My uncle’s death was not that hard. It’s the family stuff. It’s the stuff he collected and figuring out what to do with it all when no one really wants any of it and it has no value except to him. There is also the knowledge that if I donate this stuff, most of it will end up in a landfill.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My uncle’s death was not that hard. It’s the family stuff. It’s the stuff he collected and figuring out what to do with it all when no one really wants any of it and it has no value except to him. There is also the knowledge that if I donate this stuff, most of it will end up in a landfill.
Any recommendations for non political and not true crime podcasts? Something fun, light, easy to listen to.
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Any recommendations for non political and not true crime podcasts? Something fun, light, easy to listen to.
An unintentional consequence of being so tall, when you’re walking in the neighborhood, you can look over peoples fences.
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
An unintentional consequence of being so tall, when you’re walking in the neighborhood, you can look over peoples fences.
Where are all the ethical hackers in this world? The ones that could just take down systems for like a couple hours or a day. No real motive, other than to disrupt the hellscape we’re in right now. No plan, no warning, it just happens.
#takebackcontrol
#takebackcontrol
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Where are all the ethical hackers in this world? The ones that could just take down systems for like a couple hours or a day. No real motive, other than to disrupt the hellscape we’re in right now. No plan, no warning, it just happens.
#takebackcontrol
#takebackcontrol
Fuck this government! This is going to hurt so many people, including the companies that rely on paying their employees so little that they have to qualify for food stamps so they can turn around and spend that food stamp money at that company.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck this government! This is going to hurt so many people, including the companies that rely on paying their employees so little that they have to qualify for food stamps so they can turn around and spend that food stamp money at that company.
Dear people who have trees that hang over sidewalks, please trim them so people taller than 6 foot can walk under them. I should not have to walk bent over the entire time just to be able to walk a damn sidewalk.
Thank you. #tallrant
Thank you. #tallrant
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dear people who have trees that hang over sidewalks, please trim them so people taller than 6 foot can walk under them. I should not have to walk bent over the entire time just to be able to walk a damn sidewalk.
Thank you. #tallrant
Thank you. #tallrant
Oh the lies a picture can tell.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh the lies a picture can tell.
I’m still sitting in my car and I don’t want to go in. The decision fatigue from this week is hitting me HARD!!
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m still sitting in my car and I don’t want to go in. The decision fatigue from this week is hitting me HARD!!
I’ve had the same email address for over a decade and it’s 95% spam. I’m tempted to say funk it and start over with a new email. It’ll take some work but also a clean inbox sounds like bliss.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’ve had the same email address for over a decade and it’s 95% spam. I’m tempted to say funk it and start over with a new email. It’ll take some work but also a clean inbox sounds like bliss.
Serious question, how can I practice #ethicalconsumerism when all the companies are shit? I still need groceries. I still need necessities. I can go to the library and get books and music but then how does that support the artists? I can’t thrift my clothes because I’m a giant.
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Serious question, how can I practice #ethicalconsumerism when all the companies are shit? I still need groceries. I still need necessities. I can go to the library and get books and music but then how does that support the artists? I can’t thrift my clothes because I’m a giant.
When I come to the dog park with my kids I’m reminded of two things.
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When I come to the dog park with my kids I’m reminded of two things.
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad