Ben
@tallbubba.bsky.social
92.45% asshole | 2.55% sugar | 5% dumb bitch | 17.343% weird
All vibes, trauma, and incorrect math.
Influencer? Sadly, yes. Of what? Who knows?
https://linktr.ee/tallbubba
All vibes, trauma, and incorrect math.
Influencer? Sadly, yes. Of what? Who knows?
https://linktr.ee/tallbubba
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Ben
@tallbubba.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I don’t know who’s pack I got added too but welcome new followers. Not much going on here. Just my rants, pictures of my dog, and selfies.
So I’m just your average #basic #millennial who happens to be #gay, #gaymarried, #adhd, an #educator, and my most redeeming quality, only kinda snarky. 😉
So I’m just your average #basic #millennial who happens to be #gay, #gaymarried, #adhd, an #educator, and my most redeeming quality, only kinda snarky. 😉
Started coming to EOS (a gym) since there is one by work. At the one by my house, it’s so weird working out in a former call center you used to work in. I actually think the piece of equipment I was on is where I used to sit.
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Started coming to EOS (a gym) since there is one by work. At the one by my house, it’s so weird working out in a former call center you used to work in. I actually think the piece of equipment I was on is where I used to sit.
This week, month, year, called for a beverage…
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This week, month, year, called for a beverage…
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
What I think the man who drives this truck thinks “I have a tiny penis, I can’t park too far away from the store, everyone might know I have a tiny penis, and I have to make a quick getaway.”
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What I think the man who drives this truck thinks “I have a tiny penis, I can’t park too far away from the store, everyone might know I have a tiny penis, and I have to make a quick getaway.”
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
Please somebody help Robyn get out of the corner. www.instagram.com/reel/DTOiUAX...
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January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Please somebody help Robyn get out of the corner. www.instagram.com/reel/DTOiUAX...
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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If I stare at the sun long enough I might see what I’m missing? That or I will go blind, and then I won’t see all the stupid in the world any more. Either way I’ll be winning.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
If I stare at the sun long enough I might see what I’m missing? That or I will go blind, and then I won’t see all the stupid in the world any more. Either way I’ll be winning.
UFO in the western sky of Phoenix tonight January 2, 2026. Did our alien overloads finally come visit, saw what was going on, and then turned around and left?
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
UFO in the western sky of Phoenix tonight January 2, 2026. Did our alien overloads finally come visit, saw what was going on, and then turned around and left?
Their world is back in order. Also “there’s booms 🎆 outside dad!”
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Their world is back in order. Also “there’s booms 🎆 outside dad!”
Stopping for food but minutes away from being home. I tip my hat to over the road truckers. I know their trucks are lightyears better than a U-Haul, but my short 9 hour drive nearly killed me. #notfitforthatlife #sogladthatsover
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Stopping for food but minutes away from being home. I tip my hat to over the road truckers. I know their trucks are lightyears better than a U-Haul, but my short 9 hour drive nearly killed me. #notfitforthatlife #sogladthatsover
This is me before 6-8 hours on a u-haul, I will keep you updated on my back, knees, and hips. Not looking good. #badroadtrip
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is me before 6-8 hours on a u-haul, I will keep you updated on my back, knees, and hips. Not looking good. #badroadtrip
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
I am changing my will say,
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am changing my will say,
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
“Light a match, burn it all, roast some marshmallows, and kiss my ass goodbye.”
Can I just say how much I love the fact that my Instagram algorithm right now is all about heated rivalry and not political or Christmas. It brings so much joy of my life.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Can I just say how much I love the fact that my Instagram algorithm right now is all about heated rivalry and not political or Christmas. It brings so much joy of my life.
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
Phoenix stores and restaurants have one temperature regardless of how cold it is outside. Icebox. Damn every bone in my body is freezing. Still drinking an iced coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Phoenix stores and restaurants have one temperature regardless of how cold it is outside. Icebox. Damn every bone in my body is freezing. Still drinking an iced coffee.
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
I have no one at work I can trust to talk to about things that are work related. No one to commiserate with, no one to really collaborate with on problems. People I thought I could trust at my same level I couldn’t and well… it bit me on the ass.
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I have no one at work I can trust to talk to about things that are work related. No one to commiserate with, no one to really collaborate with on problems. People I thought I could trust at my same level I couldn’t and well… it bit me on the ass.
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
The job is okay, the leadership and culture is…
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
Why is it such a challenge to find a good scone? I don’t want a muffin or a cake. I want a scone. Is that too much to ask for.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why is it such a challenge to find a good scone? I don’t want a muffin or a cake. I want a scone. Is that too much to ask for.
My uncle’s death was not that hard. It’s the family stuff. It’s the stuff he collected and figuring out what to do with it all when no one really wants any of it and it has no value except to him. There is also the knowledge that if I donate this stuff, most of it will end up in a landfill.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My uncle’s death was not that hard. It’s the family stuff. It’s the stuff he collected and figuring out what to do with it all when no one really wants any of it and it has no value except to him. There is also the knowledge that if I donate this stuff, most of it will end up in a landfill.