Ben
@tallbubba.bsky.social
92.45% asshole | 2.55% sugar | 5% dumb bitch | 17.343% weird
All vibes, trauma, and incorrect math.
Influencer? Sadly, yes. Of what? Who knows?
https://linktr.ee/tallbubba
All vibes, trauma, and incorrect math.
Influencer? Sadly, yes. Of what? Who knows?
https://linktr.ee/tallbubba
This week, month, year, called for a beverage…
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This week, month, year, called for a beverage…
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
Barrio Bomba:
Patrón Silver tequila, Cointreau, pineapple and fresh squeezed orange juice, with grenadine and a sugared rim.
Very good.
What I think the man who drives this truck thinks “I have a tiny penis, I can’t park too far away from the store, everyone might know I have a tiny penis, and I have to make a quick getaway.”
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What I think the man who drives this truck thinks “I have a tiny penis, I can’t park too far away from the store, everyone might know I have a tiny penis, and I have to make a quick getaway.”
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
Also he need needs to park like a douchecanoe and block traffic.
If I stare at the sun long enough I might see what I’m missing? That or I will go blind, and then I won’t see all the stupid in the world any more. Either way I’ll be winning.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
If I stare at the sun long enough I might see what I’m missing? That or I will go blind, and then I won’t see all the stupid in the world any more. Either way I’ll be winning.
UFO in the western sky of Phoenix tonight January 2, 2026. Did our alien overloads finally come visit, saw what was going on, and then turned around and left?
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
UFO in the western sky of Phoenix tonight January 2, 2026. Did our alien overloads finally come visit, saw what was going on, and then turned around and left?
Their world is back in order. Also “there’s booms 🎆 outside dad!”
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Their world is back in order. Also “there’s booms 🎆 outside dad!”
Stopping for food but minutes away from being home. I tip my hat to over the road truckers. I know their trucks are lightyears better than a U-Haul, but my short 9 hour drive nearly killed me. #notfitforthatlife #sogladthatsover
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Stopping for food but minutes away from being home. I tip my hat to over the road truckers. I know their trucks are lightyears better than a U-Haul, but my short 9 hour drive nearly killed me. #notfitforthatlife #sogladthatsover
This is me before 6-8 hours on a u-haul, I will keep you updated on my back, knees, and hips. Not looking good. #badroadtrip
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is me before 6-8 hours on a u-haul, I will keep you updated on my back, knees, and hips. Not looking good. #badroadtrip
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t know why people keep trusting me with these things? Also U-haul could you give like 2 more inches of space in the passenger cab? Come on. #tallpeopleproblems #verticallychallenged
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is this considered DEI? Is MAGA gonna lose their shit over this? Nah…
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m a content creator now. Deal with it.
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Apparently, the White House is doing tours again. <weeps into country’s shoulder>
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We are in the WORST timeline. I am an educator and this is just embarrassing.
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon and Facebook must think I am in a completely different tax bracket than I actually am because I don’t have to click on this link to know I can’t afford this.
Fuck this government! This is going to hurt so many people, including the companies that rely on paying their employees so little that they have to qualify for food stamps so they can turn around and spend that food stamp money at that company.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck this government! This is going to hurt so many people, including the companies that rely on paying their employees so little that they have to qualify for food stamps so they can turn around and spend that food stamp money at that company.
Oh the lies a picture can tell.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh the lies a picture can tell.
When I come to the dog park with my kids I’m reminded of two things.
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When I come to the dog park with my kids I’m reminded of two things.
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
1) human don’t deserve dogs.
2) there are still good humans in this world.
#labradoodle #goldendoodle #dogdad #gaydogdad #dinkwad
If I started doing drag, my name would be Epstein.
They’re as against drag as they are against releasing those files.
They’re as against drag as they are against releasing those files.
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If I started doing drag, my name would be Epstein.
They’re as against drag as they are against releasing those files.
They’re as against drag as they are against releasing those files.
Every single time.
I’m also so thankful they haven’t remade this movie. I don’t think anyone else could capture the magic.
I’m also so thankful they haven’t remade this movie. I don’t think anyone else could capture the magic.
September 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Every single time.
I’m also so thankful they haven’t remade this movie. I don’t think anyone else could capture the magic.
I’m also so thankful they haven’t remade this movie. I don’t think anyone else could capture the magic.
Is this a normal sized parking space. I don’t have a big car and I have issues parking here. And if anyone with a “big American sized truck” parks in space they take up at least 2.
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Is this a normal sized parking space. I don’t have a big car and I have issues parking here. And if anyone with a “big American sized truck” parks in space they take up at least 2.
Be an adult they said. It’ll be fun they said. My body as it falls apart… “here, hold my beer.”
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Be an adult they said. It’ll be fun they said. My body as it falls apart… “here, hold my beer.”
Well here we go again. 👁️👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Well here we go again. 👁️👁️
