Tallulah Shark
@tallulahshark.bsky.social
Motto: Wow. That really snuck up on me.
I made moussaka
January 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I made moussaka
My first wake-up alarm going off in two weeks is honestly rude.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My first wake-up alarm going off in two weeks is honestly rude.
Goal was 30 but I read 45
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Goal was 30 but I read 45
I want to play a ghoul in Fallout. You could have super high hit points and regenerate health but maybe slower reaction speed and also you’re locked out of some quests because people hate ghouls. But then you could have extra quests you could only do as a ghoul, like in super irradiated areas.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want to play a ghoul in Fallout. You could have super high hit points and regenerate health but maybe slower reaction speed and also you’re locked out of some quests because people hate ghouls. But then you could have extra quests you could only do as a ghoul, like in super irradiated areas.
I got a book nook puzzle for Christmas. Step 1: assemble 110 teeny tiny books. I’m so happy!
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I got a book nook puzzle for Christmas. Step 1: assemble 110 teeny tiny books. I’m so happy!
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It’s not “losing money” any more than air traffic controllers or public highways or street lights or fire departments are “losing money.” It is a government service. It’s not SUPPOSED to make money. It’s supposed to reliably deliver to anywhere in the US, even the unprofitable places.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s not “losing money” any more than air traffic controllers or public highways or street lights or fire departments are “losing money.” It is a government service. It’s not SUPPOSED to make money. It’s supposed to reliably deliver to anywhere in the US, even the unprofitable places.
I’ve always admired the way 2-yo E decided to go off script and make a sad, confused, jumbled snowman.
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’ve always admired the way 2-yo E decided to go off script and make a sad, confused, jumbled snowman.
People at the grocery store in shorts and flip flops two days before Christmas. Meanwhile I’m reading a novel set in the future after global warming has borked us, and I’m going to be thinking hateful thoughts at the next person who says “Hot Christmas” like it’s a good thing.
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
People at the grocery store in shorts and flip flops two days before Christmas. Meanwhile I’m reading a novel set in the future after global warming has borked us, and I’m going to be thinking hateful thoughts at the next person who says “Hot Christmas” like it’s a good thing.
Me: I’m making lasagna, Cesar salad, and cheesecake for Christmas.
Mom: Sounds good. I’ll bring green bean casserole.
Me: … You really don’t have t—
Mom: It’s ok. I already bought the stuff.
Mom: Sounds good. I’ll bring green bean casserole.
Me: … You really don’t have t—
Mom: It’s ok. I already bought the stuff.
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me: I’m making lasagna, Cesar salad, and cheesecake for Christmas.
Mom: Sounds good. I’ll bring green bean casserole.
Me: … You really don’t have t—
Mom: It’s ok. I already bought the stuff.
Mom: Sounds good. I’ll bring green bean casserole.
Me: … You really don’t have t—
Mom: It’s ok. I already bought the stuff.
My cat will pee on dirty laundry or wet towels left on the floor. Simple enough fix— we don’t leave those things on the floor anymore. Last year she decided the tree skirt was a great place to pee. It was already old and a little musty from storage so we threw it away.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My cat will pee on dirty laundry or wet towels left on the floor. Simple enough fix— we don’t leave those things on the floor anymore. Last year she decided the tree skirt was a great place to pee. It was already old and a little musty from storage so we threw it away.
Froggy wanted to be grilled
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Froggy wanted to be grilled
E: Hey mom, I got an 88 on my Spanish test.
Me: That’s great, BB!
E: And I didn’t even study.
Me: …
E: …
Me: So if you had studied—
E: A B is good enough, mom!
Sigh.
Me: That’s great, BB!
E: And I didn’t even study.
Me: …
E: …
Me: So if you had studied—
E: A B is good enough, mom!
Sigh.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
E: Hey mom, I got an 88 on my Spanish test.
Me: That’s great, BB!
E: And I didn’t even study.
Me: …
E: …
Me: So if you had studied—
E: A B is good enough, mom!
Sigh.
Me: That’s great, BB!
E: And I didn’t even study.
Me: …
E: …
Me: So if you had studied—
E: A B is good enough, mom!
Sigh.
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dear father christmas
i just want one thing for christmas and I think you know what it is. if you make this thing happen, i'll never pester you for anything ever again.
i just want one thing for christmas and I think you know what it is. if you make this thing happen, i'll never pester you for anything ever again.
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
dear father christmas
i just want one thing for christmas and I think you know what it is. if you make this thing happen, i'll never pester you for anything ever again.
i just want one thing for christmas and I think you know what it is. if you make this thing happen, i'll never pester you for anything ever again.
We’re in the initial stages of maybe possibly creating a new job for me at work and I’m so excited about it! I doubt it would be more money, but it’ll be more of my favorite thing to do at work (academic advising) and much less travel (recruiting). Wish me luck that they like the proposal!
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We’re in the initial stages of maybe possibly creating a new job for me at work and I’m so excited about it! I doubt it would be more money, but it’ll be more of my favorite thing to do at work (academic advising) and much less travel (recruiting). Wish me luck that they like the proposal!
Oh my god we just finished rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I forgot about the hair-trimmed pope hat.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh my god we just finished rewatching Schitt’s Creek and I forgot about the hair-trimmed pope hat.
I bought this skirt (I can’t take a decent pic of myself in it), and I really like it. I wore it into the living room to show off to my husband. “That’s nice!” he said. “You can say you’re one of those religious ladies.”
Babe. “You look like a Mennonite” is not a compliment.
Babe. “You look like a Mennonite” is not a compliment.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I bought this skirt (I can’t take a decent pic of myself in it), and I really like it. I wore it into the living room to show off to my husband. “That’s nice!” he said. “You can say you’re one of those religious ladies.”
Babe. “You look like a Mennonite” is not a compliment.
Babe. “You look like a Mennonite” is not a compliment.
The hepa filter always runs on high all night whenever I make blackened chicken. It’s so hard to cook the chicken through before the blackened seasoning starts seriously smoking. I even tried pounding the chicken flat but one of them plumped back up while cooking and took forever to get to 165.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The hepa filter always runs on high all night whenever I make blackened chicken. It’s so hard to cook the chicken through before the blackened seasoning starts seriously smoking. I even tried pounding the chicken flat but one of them plumped back up while cooking and took forever to get to 165.
Blackened chicken, roasted root veggies, and peas
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Blackened chicken, roasted root veggies, and peas
Why did I still enjoy automatic car washes like a little kid?
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Why did I still enjoy automatic car washes like a little kid?
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A competent opposition party would call a presser and explain that while their party believes that voters should choose politicians and not the other way around, the Republican Supreme Court majority had previously said that extreme gerrymandering was legal if it was about partisanship but...
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A competent opposition party would call a presser and explain that while their party believes that voters should choose politicians and not the other way around, the Republican Supreme Court majority had previously said that extreme gerrymandering was legal if it was about partisanship but...
Reposted by Tallulah Shark
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
I could hear them all the way across campus in my office. They were serious out there. I had meetings I couldn't miss or I would've been there myself. www.oudaily.com/news/protest...
Protesters march in support of graduate instructor placed on leave for Bible-based essay grade
Protesters march in support of graduate instructor placed on leave for Bible-based essay grade
www.oudaily.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I could hear them all the way across campus in my office. They were serious out there. I had meetings I couldn't miss or I would've been there myself. www.oudaily.com/news/protest...
In front of a church in a nice suburb.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
In front of a church in a nice suburb.
E is starting to get migraines. I can’t remember any good treatments and ibuprofen isn’t cutting it today. The Internet is like, idk lavender oil??
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
E is starting to get migraines. I can’t remember any good treatments and ibuprofen isn’t cutting it today. The Internet is like, idk lavender oil??