Tanie Claus
@tanabenner.bsky.social
Midwest divorce lawyer, practicing in other people’s drama, cooking, cat cuddling, reading, trying
I hope your Yuletide is gay. I keep texting that to my loved ones and no one likes it.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hope your Yuletide is gay. I keep texting that to my loved ones and no one likes it.
The Yuletide is not gay. :(
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Yuletide is not gay. :(
Reminders with Bukowski
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Reminders with Bukowski
Jeffy wants to decolonize Christmas.
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Jeffy wants to decolonize Christmas.
Huey likes the tree
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Huey likes the tree
When I got married 17 years ago, I hoped against hope that the leaves would still be golden and red on the autumn trees. They were not. Today, thanks to global warming, they are a beautiful sight!
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I got married 17 years ago, I hoped against hope that the leaves would still be golden and red on the autumn trees. They were not. Today, thanks to global warming, they are a beautiful sight!
I love I love la, but the vocal fry is amazing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love I love la, but the vocal fry is amazing.
I broke my teeniest tiniest toe. Finally, I am get the attention I crave. Might break another.
October 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I broke my teeniest tiniest toe. Finally, I am get the attention I crave. Might break another.
Huey Lewis is checking out the news outside.
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Huey Lewis is checking out the news outside.
“You should tell your friends
about Pearl Jam” by my buzzed husband to my sober 16-year-old.
about Pearl Jam” by my buzzed husband to my sober 16-year-old.
September 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“You should tell your friends
about Pearl Jam” by my buzzed husband to my sober 16-year-old.
about Pearl Jam” by my buzzed husband to my sober 16-year-old.
I’m sick- not physically but psychically. I’m not psyched.
September 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m sick- not physically but psychically. I’m not psyched.
My cat died. After weeks of mourning. I have this goofball. 😻 He hasn’t been named- could be Guy, could be Kevin, or Huckleberry.
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My cat died. After weeks of mourning. I have this goofball. 😻 He hasn’t been named- could be Guy, could be Kevin, or Huckleberry.
I’m eepy, as my kid says.
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m eepy, as my kid says.
My bubba is leaving me for heaven.
August 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My bubba is leaving me for heaven.
Are all teenage boys not into music these days or just my kid? It’s bananas to me.
July 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Are all teenage boys not into music these days or just my kid? It’s bananas to me.
I’m just here for the silly jokes.
June 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m just here for the silly jokes.
Elephants are aliens.
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Elephants are aliens.
Getting mad in the Midwest.
June 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Getting mad in the Midwest.
Husband to our son: you would have loved Radio Shack.
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Husband to our son: you would have loved Radio Shack.
Reposted by Tanie Claus
“come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove”
June 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove”
Reposted by Tanie Claus
IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY
June 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY
I bought this shirt because I thought it said, “Santa is a Woman. “ Instead, I am a dyslexic, militant, feminist type, staging a tender Tennessee Christmas!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I bought this shirt because I thought it said, “Santa is a Woman. “ Instead, I am a dyslexic, militant, feminist type, staging a tender Tennessee Christmas!!