Tani Hilfagger
@tani-heart.bsky.social
🔋Flattery Operated🔋
30 | They/Them | Philly
Anarcho✡️ | ♒️ | 🔞
Girlypop 🌞 /Circus freak🌛/ Homebody Rising
IG: tani.heart
30 | They/Them | Philly
Anarcho✡️ | ♒️ | 🔞
Girlypop 🌞 /Circus freak🌛/ Homebody Rising
IG: tani.heart
For having very few places in my room to put things, I sure do misplace stuff a lot 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
For having very few places in my room to put things, I sure do misplace stuff a lot 🤔
I got asked when I'm moving to New York, the answer being: if I can ever afford it
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I got asked when I'm moving to New York, the answer being: if I can ever afford it
If Bentley Robles and Zee Machine have no fans, it's because I've died
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If Bentley Robles and Zee Machine have no fans, it's because I've died
Last night was beyond anything ive yet experienced and I cant wait to keep having nights like that, photos to come
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Last night was beyond anything ive yet experienced and I cant wait to keep having nights like that, photos to come
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Me before having chocolate > me after having chocolate
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Me before having chocolate > me after having chocolate
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It’s 2026 luvs
1. Fascists are not hot
2. Gays need to stop being friendly or having sex with fascists because they think they are hot (see pt 1)
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
1. Fascists are not hot
2. Gays need to stop being friendly or having sex with fascists because they think they are hot (see pt 1)
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It’s 2026 luvs
1. Fascists are not hot
2. Gays need to stop being friendly or having sex with fascists because they think they are hot (see pt 1)
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
1. Fascists are not hot
2. Gays need to stop being friendly or having sex with fascists because they think they are hot (see pt 1)
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Apologies in advance for how insufferable I'm gonna be this week
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Apologies in advance for how insufferable I'm gonna be this week
Money is fake, joy is real, and the country is falling apart
See that show, visit that friend, max out your cc!!
See that show, visit that friend, max out your cc!!
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Money is fake, joy is real, and the country is falling apart
See that show, visit that friend, max out your cc!!
See that show, visit that friend, max out your cc!!
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“I’m bulking” “I’m cutting” ok well I have a job
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“I’m bulking” “I’m cutting” ok well I have a job
What's a bitch gotta do to find some cute lil face gem stickers in this daggum city 😭 ive tried 3 cvs, a target, and a beauty supply shop
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What's a bitch gotta do to find some cute lil face gem stickers in this daggum city 😭 ive tried 3 cvs, a target, and a beauty supply shop
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Entire city of Philadelphia is miserable today, the vibes are rancid I fear
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Entire city of Philadelphia is miserable today, the vibes are rancid I fear
Panic! In the bed instead of getting ready for work
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Panic! In the bed instead of getting ready for work
Philly Sherriff made a statement telling 🧊 we're not afraid to arrest them, whose public reply was "try it and see what happens"
Picking up a whistle tomorrow, it's just a matter of time before these soulless pigs show up here. If their wives had any decency left they'd poison the bastards first.
Picking up a whistle tomorrow, it's just a matter of time before these soulless pigs show up here. If their wives had any decency left they'd poison the bastards first.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Philly Sherriff made a statement telling 🧊 we're not afraid to arrest them, whose public reply was "try it and see what happens"
Picking up a whistle tomorrow, it's just a matter of time before these soulless pigs show up here. If their wives had any decency left they'd poison the bastards first.
Picking up a whistle tomorrow, it's just a matter of time before these soulless pigs show up here. If their wives had any decency left they'd poison the bastards first.
"When you get the message, hang up the phone." 🙂↕️🙂↕️
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"When you get the message, hang up the phone." 🙂↕️🙂↕️
If I ever rewatch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I'm probably doing very bad, take me to the funny farm.
a woman wearing a pink heart shaped hat is making a funny face and saying blam .
Alt: Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch busting her face though a pink heart shaped hat with her crush's picture on it
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January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If I ever rewatch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I'm probably doing very bad, take me to the funny farm.
What happened to the version of me that'd make out with cute strangers at sketchy warehouse raves after the stranger's bestie dumped biodegradable glitter on me (with enthusiastic consent)
I'm determined to reconnect with that side in Brooklyn this week 🙂↕️
I'm determined to reconnect with that side in Brooklyn this week 🙂↕️
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What happened to the version of me that'd make out with cute strangers at sketchy warehouse raves after the stranger's bestie dumped biodegradable glitter on me (with enthusiastic consent)
I'm determined to reconnect with that side in Brooklyn this week 🙂↕️
I'm determined to reconnect with that side in Brooklyn this week 🙂↕️
I know rest and recovery is important but I'm so capitalism-poisoned and have so little time during the week that I cant shake the "I wasted an entire day sleeping" feeling
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I know rest and recovery is important but I'm so capitalism-poisoned and have so little time during the week that I cant shake the "I wasted an entire day sleeping" feeling
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Hey does anyone have the answers
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Hey does anyone have the answers
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Yall goop and gag today?
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Yall goop and gag today?
Just had a dream where Pinocchio (the Shrek version) was Sisyphus rolling his giant detached head up a roller coaster track and it came down and crushed me, which is when I woke up
This shit's why I imbibe to suppress my dreams, and dont watch horror. 😩
This shit's why I imbibe to suppress my dreams, and dont watch horror. 😩
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Just had a dream where Pinocchio (the Shrek version) was Sisyphus rolling his giant detached head up a roller coaster track and it came down and crushed me, which is when I woke up
This shit's why I imbibe to suppress my dreams, and dont watch horror. 😩
This shit's why I imbibe to suppress my dreams, and dont watch horror. 😩
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Staying inside where I can't spend money.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Staying inside where I can't spend money.
Wdym I'm 31 next month??
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Wdym I'm 31 next month??
Ticket secured to Brooklyn next week 🥰
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ticket secured to Brooklyn next week 🥰
I'll never take for granted being able to breathe through my nose again (I absolutely will)
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I'll never take for granted being able to breathe through my nose again (I absolutely will)
Hey Google how am I awake after 2 hours on nyquil
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Hey Google how am I awake after 2 hours on nyquil