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someheifer.bsky.social
Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
But that’s not my grandmother, darling, that’s a demon. IG -> @someheifer

📍Chicago
DISNEYWORLD
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO
I think I need to take a mental health day
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“If [mel*nia] was being shown on a plane, people would still walk out.”

Ohmygod.
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Carlos B. Eaton
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Noooo just realized Amy Madigan missed out on the BAFTA nom 💔

Congratulations (soon to be) Academy Award winner Teyana Taylor
January 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I woke up at 3 AM
My uber reserve showed up 45 min early
I had a Chicago hot dog at 5 AM
I am currently in Florida
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

Why not
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Out of office message up. Laptop closed until next Monday.
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Oh yall know they FUCK
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If I was a politician, my first order of business would be drafting legislation to REQUIRE YouTube videos to include the names of the song(s) they use. PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

I can’t find this damn music and I’m beside myself.
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I KNOW THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED UP BUT UNCLENCH YOUR JAW, DIVA
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Me after ripping @imaaronrobert.bsky.social’s head off just because I was kinda hungry
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Lushious Stop Being Mother Challenge FAILED
Good morning!
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
There’s gonna be sports at the bad bunny concert like idgaf tell me when bad bunny walks on and I’ll turn the tv off the moment he walks off
The New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks will face off at the 2026 Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Nintendo got me fucked up because if you have ONE switch and you share it with someone else and you have animal crossing, then you gotta share the damn island

Yall I don’t even know what @imaaronrobert.bsky.social is doing on his side of the island and I’m scared 😫
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Now why does animal crossing have a rim chair
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I HIT 5K!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
*phaedra parks cackle*
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The New York Times:
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Can we stop casting chr*s pr*tt in movies or tv shows pls
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Carlos B. Eaton
January 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Love this city
Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in.

Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Logging onto my United app and seeing multiple trips *chefs kiss*
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
If I hit 5k I’ll post hog
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM