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someheifer.bsky.social
Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
310 followers 140 following 950 posts
We are in the middle of the Bronx, in the middle of the projects, in the middle of the night. 📍Chicago
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
BABY COME INTO VIP
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
👅
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
ADDISON RAE TONIGHT DIVAS
ALL RAECISTS RISE!!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
DIVA DOWN!!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
SAAAAAME
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
She did that for us 💕
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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 2d
She did not need to serve this hard.
And yet she did.
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
The crowd at the alternate half time show
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
AND JESUS CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO GIVE EVERYONE A HANDJOB LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LMAO
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE PARSONS ON CLARK IS NOW GONNA BE A TGI FRIDAYS????
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
Z72.53 💕 😘
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Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social · 4d
the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
DOLLY PARTON LIVES!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
I’m feeling existential about the world today so imma get tattooed 🥰
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
For me it’s tattoo
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
I’m still haunted by the fact that taylor sw*ft has a song about travis k*lce’s RED colored dick??? WHY IS IT RED TAYLOR GET HIM TO A DOCTOR YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR HEALTHCARE!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
So help me god if Dolly Parton dies imma be absolutely gutted like throw this entire year away
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
h word
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
Holy shit CTA I could’ve sooner walked downtown
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 5d
People who don’t live in Chicago talking to other people who don’t live in Chicago about what it’s like to live in Chicago
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 5d
Happy belated! 💕
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 5d
An alternate, preferable universe
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 5d
Some of yall are so cute and I just wanna kiss yall right on the mowf
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 6d
I understand that the world overall is disgusting and scary but have we considered that the world will be a much better, safer, happier place if ryan m*rphy would just stop
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