Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
But that’s not my grandmother, darling, that’s a demon.
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
tr*mp with his little medal or whatever is giving Buster Bluth with his awards from army
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
tr*mp with his little medal or whatever is giving Buster Bluth with his awards from army
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate 🥰💕
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate 🥰💕
I just got a text that had a 🎉 emoji in it and my f word ass self was like WTF DO YOU MEAN but then I realized this person was straight and they meant an actual party
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just got a text that had a 🎉 emoji in it and my f word ass self was like WTF DO YOU MEAN but then I realized this person was straight and they meant an actual party
I just had to send a “per my last email” email
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I just had to send a “per my last email” email
IT IS AMERICA THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 AND WOKE IS SO DEAD WE ARE ASLEEP AT OUR DESKS DURING MEETINGS
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
IT IS AMERICA THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 AND WOKE IS SO DEAD WE ARE ASLEEP AT OUR DESKS DURING MEETINGS
Miss Venezuela is like a full work week long and it’s filled with mad fluff but as a Miss Dominican Republic every other weekend I do fw the rubby perez tribute rn
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Miss Venezuela is like a full work week long and it’s filled with mad fluff but as a Miss Dominican Republic every other weekend I do fw the rubby perez tribute rn
My posts are random af because my brain is random af. Like I could be vagueposting and yall will be like oooh who’s this about and like… it’s about Queen Victoria 🥴
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My posts are random af because my brain is random af. Like I could be vagueposting and yall will be like oooh who’s this about and like… it’s about Queen Victoria 🥴
This and never hearing one of those AI voiceovers ever again
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This and never hearing one of those AI voiceovers ever again
I said I was done with MU after the mess that was this past Miss Universe but like apparently Miss Venezuela is tonight so… SER CORONADA MISS VENEZUELA EN UNA NOCHE TAN LINDA COMO ESTAAAAAA
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I said I was done with MU after the mess that was this past Miss Universe but like apparently Miss Venezuela is tonight so… SER CORONADA MISS VENEZUELA EN UNA NOCHE TAN LINDA COMO ESTAAAAAA
I honestly feel and fear that the more fillers someone gets as they get famous, the more rotten their personality also gets. Every time. Someone goes from a micro-influencer, gets noticed, gets fillers, and then it turns out they commit war crimes
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I honestly feel and fear that the more fillers someone gets as they get famous, the more rotten their personality also gets. Every time. Someone goes from a micro-influencer, gets noticed, gets fillers, and then it turns out they commit war crimes
Good afternoon to Spain, Ireland, the Netherlands, and Slovenia ONLY
Breaking News: Spain, Ireland, the Netherlands and Slovenia said that they were boycotting next year’s Eurovision Song Contest over Israel’s participation. Eurovision fans who support Palestinian rights have for years expressed concern at Israel’s involvement in the contest.
Eurovision Is in Turmoil as Israel’s Participation Leads to Boycott
The Netherlands and Slovenia also said they would not take part in next year’s contest, meant to be its celebratory 70th edition.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Good afternoon to Spain, Ireland, the Netherlands, and Slovenia ONLY
Have yall read that OU heifers essay? “God said man is man. Woman is woman. Woman is rib. God said that is good so it is good. God is good. Gender is good. God makes me so happy and safe. Man is woman does not.” Like I’d have laughed in her face with that complaint please bffr
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Have yall read that OU heifers essay? “God said man is man. Woman is woman. Woman is rib. God said that is good so it is good. God is good. Gender is good. God makes me so happy and safe. Man is woman does not.” Like I’d have laughed in her face with that complaint please bffr
Idk yall I’m starting to think literally everyone has simply gone batshit insane
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Idk yall I’m starting to think literally everyone has simply gone batshit insane
Bought Christmas gifts for @imaaronrobert.bsky.social but more importantly I’ve bought Christmas gifts for myself
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bought Christmas gifts for @imaaronrobert.bsky.social but more importantly I’ve bought Christmas gifts for myself
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
‘The Comeback’ Season 3 follows Valerie Cherish (Lisa Kudrow) booking a role in the first sitcom ever written by AI.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Yeah we’re out ✌️
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yeah we’re out ✌️
@imaaronrobert.bsky.social telling me we should get new phones
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
@imaaronrobert.bsky.social telling me we should get new phones
I’ve become an Apple Music girly because of sp*tify’s fascist foolishness but my most played song was PIToRRO DE COCO and my most played album was DeBÍ TiRAR Mas FOToS and my most played artist was Bad Bunny iktr
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’ve become an Apple Music girly because of sp*tify’s fascist foolishness but my most played song was PIToRRO DE COCO and my most played album was DeBÍ TiRAR Mas FOToS and my most played artist was Bad Bunny iktr
This is me if you even care
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is me if you even care
If we get rid of all pronouns then how can we be ch*rlie kirk? How can we carry the flame? How can we fight for the gospel? How will we honor his name?
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If we get rid of all pronouns then how can we be ch*rlie kirk? How can we carry the flame? How can we fight for the gospel? How will we honor his name?
I had a protein shake for lunch today
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I had a protein shake for lunch today
This bleak midwinter has made me swing like a pendulum from sorta kinda depressed to inconsolably horny. What’s next? Insurmountable rage? Manic jubilation?
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This bleak midwinter has made me swing like a pendulum from sorta kinda depressed to inconsolably horny. What’s next? Insurmountable rage? Manic jubilation?
The Travel Channel’s Samantha Brown is an underrated gay icon and I hope the diva is THRIVING
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Travel Channel’s Samantha Brown is an underrated gay icon and I hope the diva is THRIVING
As yall know whenever you vague post, imma be in the comments like “tag them” but last night was the first time that I was like “tag them” and the person was very seriously like “well it’s you so…”
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
As yall know whenever you vague post, imma be in the comments like “tag them” but last night was the first time that I was like “tag them” and the person was very seriously like “well it’s you so…”
Anyone who thinks any US intervention anywhere is a good idea needs to look at… well… *gestures around vaguely*
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Anyone who thinks any US intervention anywhere is a good idea needs to look at… well… *gestures around vaguely*