tank_effing_johnson
@tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social
Hi, I am a fat, Midwestern woman in my 30's who likes weird cross stitch and my dogs. This is the same me that is the me on IG. I pinky swear.
https://ko-fi.com/tankeffingjohnson <--- patterns
https://ko-fi.com/tankeffingjohnson <--- patterns
I think it goes hard.
Missing the first "but" is an accident. Changing to "trans" was on purpose. Pattern (even a version where I added the "but") available on my Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/9168119134
#crossstitch #embroidery #fiberart #furry
Missing the first "but" is an accident. Changing to "trans" was on purpose. Pattern (even a version where I added the "but") available on my Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/9168119134
#crossstitch #embroidery #fiberart #furry
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think it goes hard.
Missing the first "but" is an accident. Changing to "trans" was on purpose. Pattern (even a version where I added the "but") available on my Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/9168119134
#crossstitch #embroidery #fiberart #furry
Missing the first "but" is an accident. Changing to "trans" was on purpose. Pattern (even a version where I added the "but") available on my Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/9168119134
#crossstitch #embroidery #fiberart #furry
Doing my favorite current favorite thing and stitching a bsky post that someone said "this should be a cross stitch" under
September 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Doing my favorite current favorite thing and stitching a bsky post that someone said "this should be a cross stitch" under
Christian Zionism is a hell of a drug. Pattern available here: ko-fi.com/s/c41504006e It's pwyw, which can mean free. #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Christian Zionism is a hell of a drug. Pattern available here: ko-fi.com/s/c41504006e It's pwyw, which can mean free. #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
If you see this, quote with your green art
July 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you see this, quote with your green art
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky.
June 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky.
I don't know how to make you care about other people. Pattern available here: ko-fi.com/s/d5c06403e3 It's pwyw, which can mean free. #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
June 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I don't know how to make you care about other people. Pattern available here: ko-fi.com/s/d5c06403e3 It's pwyw, which can mean free. #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
I love quilts. I search thrift stores for them constantly. Always quilts. So, for my birthday my best friend and the most amazing person on the planet made me this quilt. I'll treasure it forever.
May 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love quilts. I search thrift stores for them constantly. Always quilts. So, for my birthday my best friend and the most amazing person on the planet made me this quilt. I'll treasure it forever.
When the cops come calling, what do you do? Yes girl, give them nothing. ko-fi.com/s/4cb204aad5, it's pwyw, which can mean free #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When the cops come calling, what do you do? Yes girl, give them nothing. ko-fi.com/s/4cb204aad5, it's pwyw, which can mean free #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
Finished! Pattern is from @ansitru.bsky.social who has a wonderful eye for colors. I salute you. Also, hey, welcome to my workdesk 💖🫠💖 #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #nomorespoonsonlyknives
May 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Finished! Pattern is from @ansitru.bsky.social who has a wonderful eye for colors. I salute you. Also, hey, welcome to my workdesk 💖🫠💖 #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #nomorespoonsonlyknives
This is indeed going faster than I thought it would. Time to move the Q snap. And here's a shot of the backside, which is none of my business. 💅😄 #wip #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
April 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This is indeed going faster than I thought it would. Time to move the Q snap. And here's a shot of the backside, which is none of my business. 💅😄 #wip #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
Hey y'all, here's an update. Really starting to feel good about how this is going. What are your WIP's looking like? #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #wip
April 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey y'all, here's an update. Really starting to feel good about how this is going. What are your WIP's looking like? #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #wip
Well, this is what I've been able to stitch since this last photo. Still not sure if it's making things go faster or not. Oh well 🤷♀️ #wip #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
April 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well, this is what I've been able to stitch since this last photo. Still not sure if it's making things go faster or not. Oh well 🤷♀️ #wip #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
I came to a cross roads when it comes to in hand stitching and have to give the q snap another go, EVEN THOUGH I did not have a good time with it the first go around. But we'll see. I already owned it, so no harm no foul. #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
April 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I came to a cross roads when it comes to in hand stitching and have to give the q snap another go, EVEN THOUGH I did not have a good time with it the first go around. But we'll see. I already owned it, so no harm no foul. #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky
Hey y'all. What's up?
April 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hey y'all. What's up?
Progress. Please forgive the colors, I took it late at night and definitely was not paying enough attention.
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Progress. Please forgive the colors, I took it late at night and definitely was not paying enough attention.
I have a stack of samples for my patterns and I'd like them to find homes. What I want to know is would any of you purchase them? Would you get them as seen here? Would you want them to be framed or made into hangers? Do you have another secret other thing you've been dying to tell me? Let me know!
March 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a stack of samples for my patterns and I'd like them to find homes. What I want to know is would any of you purchase them? Would you get them as seen here? Would you want them to be framed or made into hangers? Do you have another secret other thing you've been dying to tell me? Let me know!
I promised my best friend I would make this for her and she is such a beautiful and deserving human that this is just what I'm doing with my life until it's done. #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #fiberart #wip pattern by @ansitru.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I promised my best friend I would make this for her and she is such a beautiful and deserving human that this is just what I'm doing with my life until it's done. #crossstitch #stitchsky #craftsky #fiberart #wip pattern by @ansitru.bsky.social
You're not an embarrassed millionaire. You're just embarrassing. ko-fi.com/s/fd938c3f8f, it's pwyw, which can mean free #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
March 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You're not an embarrassed millionaire. You're just embarrassing. ko-fi.com/s/fd938c3f8f, it's pwyw, which can mean free #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crafting
Ok, I think I found a solution... sort of...
March 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ok, I think I found a solution... sort of...
One day maybe flowers will grow through the cracks of the skulls we used as paving stones. (ko-fi.com/s/960c8eed37, it's pwyw, which can mean free) #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #craftivism
March 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One day maybe flowers will grow through the cracks of the skulls we used as paving stones. (ko-fi.com/s/960c8eed37, it's pwyw, which can mean free) #crossstitch #fiberart #subversivecrossstitch #craftivism
Sometimes it pays to swatch colors 😅 Guess I'm going to have to do a bit of a rework. There's just not enough contrast for me.
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sometimes it pays to swatch colors 😅 Guess I'm going to have to do a bit of a rework. There's just not enough contrast for me.
Good news everyone! I found my extremely old post-it with the pastel colors I used for this stitch on it!
March 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Good news everyone! I found my extremely old post-it with the pastel colors I used for this stitch on it!
ẗ̶̟̬͙͓̳̘͚́̆̃͂̓̕͠ḩ̴̫̩͙̿̿ë̵̠̠̆̾͠ͅ ̷̗̲̠͕̩́̐̽ͅś̴̬̹̫̂́k̶̖̥̝̟̿u̶̢̼̮͋̽͂͠ľ̴̲̤̥͉͎͔͛̌l̶̛̤̗̼͚͔̎͛͂̊ͅ ̸͙̰̋͂͝i̵͚͋̽̅̓̏͒͆t̸̩͒͘ ̷̢̰̓̔ģ̸̦͖̥̝̘̤̏̊̎͐̋͝r̶̡̧̢̛̹̗̫̹͑͊̎̅̇o̶̬͒͛͌̀w̵̟̤̠͊s̷̟̯̽ͅ
(I'm sorry if you find the glitch text annoying, I'm just enamored with it right now, it says: the skull it grows)
(I'm sorry if you find the glitch text annoying, I'm just enamored with it right now, it says: the skull it grows)
March 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ẗ̶̟̬͙͓̳̘͚́̆̃͂̓̕͠ḩ̴̫̩͙̿̿ë̵̠̠̆̾͠ͅ ̷̗̲̠͕̩́̐̽ͅś̴̬̹̫̂́k̶̖̥̝̟̿u̶̢̼̮͋̽͂͠ľ̴̲̤̥͉͎͔͛̌l̶̛̤̗̼͚͔̎͛͂̊ͅ ̸͙̰̋͂͝i̵͚͋̽̅̓̏͒͆t̸̩͒͘ ̷̢̰̓̔ģ̸̦͖̥̝̘̤̏̊̎͐̋͝r̶̡̧̢̛̹̗̫̹͑͊̎̅̇o̶̬͒͛͌̀w̵̟̤̠͊s̷̟̯̽ͅ
(I'm sorry if you find the glitch text annoying, I'm just enamored with it right now, it says: the skull it grows)
(I'm sorry if you find the glitch text annoying, I'm just enamored with it right now, it says: the skull it grows)
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March 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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