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tank_effing_johnson
@tankeffingjohnson.bsky.social
Hi, I am a fat, Midwestern woman in my 30's who likes weird cross stitch and my dogs. This is the same me that is the me on IG. I pinky swear.

https://ko-fi.com/tankeffingjohnson <--- patterns
He's perfect
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I've been stitching for like 6 years straight now and this'll be my first cone. So, you're probably fine for a while, lol.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's DMC 310 (black) 6 strand embroidery thread that weighs in at 100 grams and about 450 yards. And it is shaped like -the cone-. It's good to have if you've been in deep on embroidery because everyone runs through black so fast and a regular skein is only like 8.7 yards.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'll have to see if Starlight will restock before I run out. It looks like they have -the cone-.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Unfortunately I don't think I can justify the price of the gigantic cone yet 😅 but I'll take a look at the shop, thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh yeah baby, show me those clean stitches 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I thought this was supposed to be rage bait? Why did you just say something that's true?
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Usually stuff about movies and books. Sometimes political and sociological stuff when I can stomach it. Of course it dips into straight up drama sometimes 😅 Recently it was a Thomas Flight video on art vs. artifice and a Girl On Film deepish dive on the film genre of feminine revenge.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I usually watch video essays and commentary channels on youtube.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, yeah, it might. This is a small pattern so it would be worth giving it a go and see if you like it better. My perspective is a little skewed. I've stitched everything on 18 or 20 ct for a few years now. It's really neat to see your stitching and I hope you stick with it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, nothing quite like calling into question your ability to count to do you in. But if you're struggling, then go slow. It's a slow craft. Recount as many times as you need to.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It looks cute! What makes you say you need higher count aida?
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Absolutely, I encourage people to do it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM