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tbech.bsky.social
@tbech.bsky.social
the lonely stoner seems to blue his sky at night
he’s in your dms I’m at the bar trying to pay with coins and the bartender is asking me to leave
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Aquib Talib retired and now receivers wanna run around like they Pac
I know I sound like a boomer but I really wanna know how much money Justin Jefferson is wearing out his neck in a live football game
September 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
just heard thunder but its not even raining. fleetwood mac is in shambles
June 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
it has been far too long since I’ve had a pancake
June 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Some days the coffee doesn't work
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
oreo speedwagon
May 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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time to rate some sums of money

$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
we need to figure out a way to make volleyball a contact sport
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 AM
you can steep your tea for as long as you want it doesn’t actually matter
November 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM