Gee, I wonder why my Amazon review didn't get approved.

I am obscenely jealous of whomever works at our local frou-frou grocery because apparently they've never had an intrusive thought. Way to ruin my day.

Me after I tell my dad maybe capitalism sucks.

I buy all my booze based on the level of plausible deniability if it’s an open container in my car. This could go either way I suppose.

I haven’t heard those fateful words since I went to the doctor at sixteen.

Out of all the misdirected Gmail I get, this is one of them. Sorry to miss out.

No idea if anyone at work will get the reference or even be amused, but they don't show up for another couple of hours anyway, so this is really just for me.

Tina couldn't go on her hike today because she had a vet appointment (because her legs are all jacked up) and the sounds that came out of this dog . . . I feel like Clarice talking about the silence of the lambs. It was an experience on the same scale as Watership Down.

If I could just have this version of Kitten every day instead of Murder Isis Agent, that would be nice.

@lilygeller.bsky.social thanks for the AVCX puzzle. I was only a little disappointed my original idea for this question was wrong.

The hairline vs head and the suit coat vs shorts reminds me of when you would purposely combine the worst set of panels in one of these www.samstoybox.com/toypics/Migh...

Giving me "Chief Wiggum, PI" vibes.