From the perspective of an English teacher, it's cool the Trump Administration keeps proving the eternalness of Shakespeare. Unfortunately for the administration, they seem to be echoing the wrong parts of Henry V.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
From the perspective of an English teacher, it's cool the Trump Administration keeps proving the eternalness of Shakespeare. Unfortunately for the administration, they seem to be echoing the wrong parts of Henry V.
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
What a marketing disaster for Kohler. Not naming the thing “The Chuck Berry Model”, I mean. varlogsimon.leaflet.pub/3m6zrw6k2bs2...
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted” - /var/log/simon
Claimed end-to-end privacy doesn’t fully conceal your rear-end data
varlogsimon.leaflet.pub
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
What a marketing disaster for Kohler. Not naming the thing “The Chuck Berry Model”, I mean. varlogsimon.leaflet.pub/3m6zrw6k2bs2...
How come "Tumble Dry Low" is the most liberal dryer permission I ever get? Where's the clothing label that says, "Tumble Dry Whatever" or "Forget the dryer, bro: next time you got the broiler going, throw me on a baking sheet with those tasty pizza rolls you love, let's FUCKING GOO-HO!"
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How come "Tumble Dry Low" is the most liberal dryer permission I ever get? Where's the clothing label that says, "Tumble Dry Whatever" or "Forget the dryer, bro: next time you got the broiler going, throw me on a baking sheet with those tasty pizza rolls you love, let's FUCKING GOO-HO!"
“When the AI crash comes, we may all lose our retirement savings, but at least these guys will also lose their girlfriends.” www.garbageday.email/p/your-kids-...
Your kids are watching nazislop on TikTok
Read to the end for a 15-pound cabbage
www.garbageday.email
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“When the AI crash comes, we may all lose our retirement savings, but at least these guys will also lose their girlfriends.” www.garbageday.email/p/your-kids-...
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The writer and illustrator who created the Franklin character are Paulette Bourgeois and Brenda Clark, who are Canadian and still living. I hope they still own the IP rights, and bring a legal action against Hesgeth.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The writer and illustrator who created the Franklin character are Paulette Bourgeois and Brenda Clark, who are Canadian and still living. I hope they still own the IP rights, and bring a legal action against Hesgeth.
Gee, I wonder why my Amazon review didn't get approved.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Gee, I wonder why my Amazon review didn't get approved.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
I am obscenely jealous of whomever works at our local frou-frou grocery because apparently they've never had an intrusive thought. Way to ruin my day.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am obscenely jealous of whomever works at our local frou-frou grocery because apparently they've never had an intrusive thought. Way to ruin my day.
Of the many reasons I did not excel at athletics, I have relatively small hands. I wish I had taken up small engine repair much earlier in life as I now feel like I have the thumb and forefinger of your average ogre having had to thread some bolts backwards and upside down to put a carb back.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Of the many reasons I did not excel at athletics, I have relatively small hands. I wish I had taken up small engine repair much earlier in life as I now feel like I have the thumb and forefinger of your average ogre having had to thread some bolts backwards and upside down to put a carb back.
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" describes every Florida home built between 1940 and 1996 after a hurricane comes through
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" describes every Florida home built between 1940 and 1996 after a hurricane comes through
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Know the risks. Be safe.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Know the risks. Be safe.
Quick way to make Claude use more enjoyable: add/ update ~/.claude.md with "Whenever you are tempted to tell me "You are exactly right!" or similar, please respond with some weird onomatopoeia sound effect and move on to the actual details."
The BOING! stuff hasn't gotten old yet.
The BOING! stuff hasn't gotten old yet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Quick way to make Claude use more enjoyable: add/ update ~/.claude.md with "Whenever you are tempted to tell me "You are exactly right!" or similar, please respond with some weird onomatopoeia sound effect and move on to the actual details."
The BOING! stuff hasn't gotten old yet.
The BOING! stuff hasn't gotten old yet.
@dovernh.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @dovernh.bsky.social I added a feed for Dover posts at bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@dovernh.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @dovernh.bsky.social I added a feed for Dover posts at bsky.app/profile/did:...
Another test for Dover NH
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Another test for Dover NH
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November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
Nothing I read about RFK and the FDA has disabused me of the idea Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveler who was bad with details. When they relaunched Quantum Leap, they should have made Sam an idiot who was to blame for our current timeline.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Nothing I read about RFK and the FDA has disabused me of the idea Sirhan Sirhan was a time traveler who was bad with details. When they relaunched Quantum Leap, they should have made Sam an idiot who was to blame for our current timeline.
Ha, I spent a few hours with Claude making my first bsky feed for posts tagged #crypticclueaday so I could find them easily. After a lot of back and forth, it's working which led me to discover everyone else using that hashtag here stopped doing so a year ago or more. Ah well.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ha, I spent a few hours with Claude making my first bsky feed for posts tagged #crypticclueaday so I could find them easily. After a lot of back and forth, it's working which led me to discover everyone else using that hashtag here stopped doing so a year ago or more. Ah well.
The german bastard: ruined. #crypticclueaday (publishing two in a day to test my new feed setup -- well technically the two posts are a day apart EST)
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The german bastard: ruined. #crypticclueaday (publishing two in a day to test my new feed setup -- well technically the two posts are a day apart EST)
On the same level as ILLAMATIC or worse? #crypticclueaday
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
On the same level as ILLAMATIC or worse? #crypticclueaday
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This was a joke on Veep back in the day.
Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This was a joke on Veep back in the day.
Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.