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Tea Berry-Blue
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She/they. Queer. Parent. Executive Editor at BOOM! Studios. Goofy as heck. Opinions my own.
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“This is the freezer to keep my coconuts nice and cold”
A cardboard box from a salt and pepper mill set on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The toddler built a house and gave me a tour, I have labeled the rooms.

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A bunch of random stuff laid out on the floor with two rectangles that are supposed to be rooms. One is labeled “bedroom” and one is labeled “coconut room.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The Turkey Situation has progressed
A bunch of turkey stickers in a very weird metastatic blob A bunch of turkey stickers in a very weird metastatic blob A bunch of turkey stickers in a very weird metastatic blob A bunch of turkey stickers in a very weird metastatic blob
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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My mom bought our kid some turkey dress-up sticker sets for Thanksgiving, I think the toddler did a good job @edidin.bsky.social
Turkey stickers before, with a turkey body and lots of body parts and props to add to the turkey. Turkey after which looks like a biblically-accurate angel.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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“Look! One is Ama, and one is a giraffe!”
—the toddler

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Two stickers, one giraffe and one raccoon in a trash bag
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
The boy band “Sev’ral Timez” from Gravity Falls
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Okay I know I’m a little late to the game but
“Lives for The Master,” a quote from Dracula, done to look like the Zohran for New York City poster
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I was inspired by @runwithskizzers.bsky.social to go look up my old LJ icons here are four
A cute icon of a smiling person with big poufy hair Kyle MacLachlan as Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks, holding a coffee cup. It says “damn fine” in white text on a black background Max Von Sydow in a white suit pointing a gun at another man in a white suit whose head is facing away from the camera. It says “lucky” in white on black A black square that says “...ODD. I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING THAT SOMETHING DREADFUL IS HAPPENING.” In white stencil text
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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E…ex…cuse me?
A map showing a location called “Skincare Sommelier”
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Spooky spooky civic duty 🐦 👻
A picture of a sticker with a trick or treating pigeon on it that says HALLOWEEN VOTER 2025
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only
The Beagle Boy from Ducktales
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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BAN TRANS PEOPLE FROM FENCING? BUT
Audra McDonald kissing Anne Hathaway in drag while pointing a sword at Raúl Esparza who is leaning against Anne’s shoulder, a promo shot for Twelfth Night
October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
The flying peach from James and the Giant Peach
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Oh it’s not just that I have an answer to this, I have an entire series of creepy rewritten lyrics to go with it.
Do you remember when we met? The band played Sea of Love, I know I can't forget I wanna tell you just how much I love you You were always a quiet child But your sea, your sea ran dark and wild I wanna tell you just how much I love you Do you remember when we met? And don't you lie to me, it hasn't happened yet I wanna tell you just how much I love you Come with me To the sea Of love Come with me My love Cause when you kiss her I'm the one you're thinking of I wanna tell you just how much I love you Come with me And make a pact I'll go to hell for you You swear you won't look back I wanna tell you just how much I love you Come with me To the sea Of love Come with me and take my hand There ain't no heaven here, This is no promised land I wanna tell you just how much I love you
October 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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@keezyyoung.bsky.social IT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY
A copy of Hello Sunshine by Keezy Young
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A picture of Charlie Kirk speaking into a microphone with the following text superimposed: "There is no queer liberation without prison abolition." -Charlie Kirk
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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CONGRATS!!!!
Ignatz mouse drinking, by George Herriman
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Hey, friends! Check out the first look at the POWER RANGERS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! 🎃 ⚡️ it’s chock full of pumpkin raps and corny puns!
A picture of Terror Toad from Power Rangers in a jaunty pose with the following text surrounding him TERROR TOAD DEFEATED S1E12 WEAK SPOT: NECK UPGRADE: SPARKLY NECK ARMOR STORAGE: BELLY (FOR RANGERS) ATTACK: TONGUE TOUCH TURNS TO ORBS APPETITE: HUNGRY FOR RANGERS! HE STANDS WITH HIP POPPED OUT, FULL OF SASS. From a story by Meghan Camarena, Zachary Sterling, Joshua Jensen, and Ed Dukeshire A picture of Trini from Power Rangers making a! “Ick” face with the caption: CONSTANTLY FORCED TO CONFRONT ALL MANNER OF CHALLENGES. EVEN FACE OUR DEMONS, SOME MIGHT SAY. She’s saying: CANDY CORN?! BLECH! From a story by Nick Marino, Juan Romera, and Ed Dukeshire
September 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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A picture of a box that contains a sheep
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The teacher at our kid’s school sent us this photo of the toddler and their classmates doing schoolwork. Guess which is ours?

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A group of preschoolers with one kid faceplanting on their worksheet.
September 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Still a half hour left at the Craft Fair for Gaza! I went and snagged this pendant from @nora.zone and some other cool stuff!
An adult hand and a child’s hand showing a large pendant with a kraken sinking a ship
September 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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We’re having finger foods for dinner tonight and my contribution is figs with whipped honey-thyme goat cheese, pistachios, and pomegranate agrodolce
A plate of halved figs with the toppings described in the post.
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Post a meme made by you
The distracted boyfriend meme. Boyfriend is Herman Melville, girl he is ogling is Nathaniel Hawthorne, annoyed girlfriend is The Fucking Plot
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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HEY NYC FRIENDS COME TO #FLAMECON2025
A selfie of a person in a pink mask and a blue shirt with a she/they sticker
August 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Keanu Reeves embracing River Phoenix while looking possessively at him in front of a statue with the words “THE COMING OF THE WHITE MAN” from My Own Private Idaho
August 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM