Telegonicwater
@telegonicwater.bsky.social
Boneless chicken wings are chicken nuggets. That’s all you need to know about me.
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If that baby's heart stopped, they DID kill a baby last night.
More information from the guy whose car had smoke grenades and other stuff thrown in it. The baby's heart stopped and EMS was called to the scene. Yeah, ICE may have almost killed a 6 month old baby yesterday
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
If that baby's heart stopped, they DID kill a baby last night.
New Super Bowl ad drops early
With a hat tip to @mtsw.bsky.social for his posts about messaging and editing, I made this (very rough) example of what such an ad might look like.
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 AM
New Super Bowl ad drops early
Sadly, the war on external combustion engines rages on all fronts.
Trump: "I ended the war on internal combustion engines once and for all"
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sadly, the war on external combustion engines rages on all fronts.
Or what? Thanks to Trump and Roberts, Clinton can claim presidential immunity, walk in, shit on the floor, puss on Comer, and walk out flipping both fingers Scott-free despite being a pedo like Trump.
COMER: We will move next week in the House Oversight Committee to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress
Q: Would you rule out bringing Trump in for an interview?
COMER: President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Epstein
Q: Would you rule out bringing Trump in for an interview?
COMER: President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Epstein
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Or what? Thanks to Trump and Roberts, Clinton can claim presidential immunity, walk in, shit on the floor, puss on Comer, and walk out flipping both fingers Scott-free despite being a pedo like Trump.
Seen in the neighborhood and honestly it’s a mood.
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Seen in the neighborhood and honestly it’s a mood.
He’s on one today folks. Fingers crossed it’s soon.
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
He’s on one today folks. Fingers crossed it’s soon.
Get to have a fun convo with my boss today about how some of my goals were missed entirely because they were for a role that I was never officially promoted to.
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Get to have a fun convo with my boss today about how some of my goals were missed entirely because they were for a role that I was never officially promoted to.
The good guys never have to go on tv and say “We are the good guys” @fetterman.senate.gov
Fetterman on Fox & Friends: "America is a force of good, order, and democracy. And we are promoting these kinds of values. We are the good guys."
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The good guys never have to go on tv and say “We are the good guys” @fetterman.senate.gov
Too fucking mad to skeet but I hope is death is miserable and televised.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Too fucking mad to skeet but I hope is death is miserable and televised.
Trying to move on a work day is very very tiring
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Trying to move on a work day is very very tiring
2025 in four seconds 😂
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
2025 in four seconds 😂
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Come on, universe, let's go! There is still time left to give us what we all need for christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Come on, universe, let's go! There is still time left to give us what we all need for christmas!
Tomorrow is a Wednesday and Xmas eve, one can hope for a specific gift for the nation. Imagine waking up Thursday morning to that news and gifts, that would be a great morning for everyone.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tomorrow is a Wednesday and Xmas eve, one can hope for a specific gift for the nation. Imagine waking up Thursday morning to that news and gifts, that would be a great morning for everyone.
There’s now an npc in our Curse of Strahd game named The Peepee Poopoo Man and we def made him mad by giving him that nickname. Our table is great at “gothic horror.”
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There’s now an npc in our Curse of Strahd game named The Peepee Poopoo Man and we def made him mad by giving him that nickname. Our table is great at “gothic horror.”
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we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky
Trotting out the hits tonight I see.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trotting out the hits tonight I see.
Oh the awards are tonight and the show is tomorrow. We’ll see about that. He’s apparently hosting something? Oh boy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh the awards are tonight and the show is tomorrow. We’ll see about that. He’s apparently hosting something? Oh boy.
There’s maybe 30 people in the “audience”
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
There’s maybe 30 people in the “audience”
The televised version usually lasts hours. This year, it looks like it’ll last maybe 10 minutes?
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The televised version usually lasts hours. This year, it looks like it’ll last maybe 10 minutes?
No speeches or anything. He’s just announcing the honorees and giving out the medals.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No speeches or anything. He’s just announcing the honorees and giving out the medals.
Trump looks haggard af
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trump looks haggard af
The Kennedy Cemter Awards are happening tonight in the Oval Office. Wanna guess why?
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Kennedy Cemter Awards are happening tonight in the Oval Office. Wanna guess why?
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I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
For those deciding who should run, voting for Gen X again in ‘28 isn’t going to go any better than voting for Boomers has gone. The Gen X-er’s rolled over for the Boomers. If the slate of candidates looks like the nursing home residents and their aging children you’ve learned nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For those deciding who should run, voting for Gen X again in ‘28 isn’t going to go any better than voting for Boomers has gone. The Gen X-er’s rolled over for the Boomers. If the slate of candidates looks like the nursing home residents and their aging children you’ve learned nothing.
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.