jenniedelicious
@jenniedelicious.bsky.social
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professional overthinker & stuff breaker 🫠💫
foul-mouthed hummingbird 🌺
dabbler 🌌🧚♀️✨️
professional overthinker & stuff breaker 🫠💫
foul-mouthed hummingbird 🌺
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Newsom ain't it. Don't know how many times I am gonna need to say this, but some of you definitely need to repeatedly hear it.
When my dachshunds (plural) are being a-holes, I call them dirt rats.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When my dachshunds (plural) are being a-holes, I call them dirt rats.
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ending your resignation letter with “you can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot take New Jersey out of the girl” should be considered an actionable true threat.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ending your resignation letter with “you can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot take New Jersey out of the girl” should be considered an actionable true threat.
"Who geeves a fack about de cleesmas!"
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Who geeves a fack about de cleesmas!"
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So let me get this straight. Donald Trump had no actual plan to build a ballroom when he tore down the East Wing and now no one knows when or how it’s going to be finished? Why does anyone let this man touch anything?
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So let me get this straight. Donald Trump had no actual plan to build a ballroom when he tore down the East Wing and now no one knows when or how it’s going to be finished? Why does anyone let this man touch anything?
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Alina Habba was first ruled to be playacting as US Attorney on August 21 (though she had already been playacting at that point since July 1).
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Alina Habba was first ruled to be playacting as US Attorney on August 21 (though she had already been playacting at that point since July 1).
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
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The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
What kind of idiot would vote for an openly corrupt asshole? Bet you're a Newsom girl, too.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What kind of idiot would vote for an openly corrupt asshole? Bet you're a Newsom girl, too.
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Colin Allred is dropping out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and pivoting to run instead for the Dallas-based 33rd Congressional District.
Democrat Colin Allred drops out of Senate race, announces run for 33rd Congressional District
The former Dallas congressman said he wanted to help his party avoid a runoff. In his campaign to return to the House, he will face U.S. Rep. Julie Johnson, his successor in Congress.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Colin Allred is dropping out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and pivoting to run instead for the Dallas-based 33rd Congressional District.
Marj. Fuck off into the sun.
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Marj. Fuck off into the sun.
I had to hide the toilet girl post from my feed already.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I had to hide the toilet girl post from my feed already.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Makes you wonder what he thought he would gain from George Santos.
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Makes you wonder what he thought he would gain from George Santos.
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Only a moron mob boss sells a pardon without garuntees...
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Only a moron mob boss sells a pardon without garuntees...
Unless that list has her name at the top, that is a useless list.
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Unless that list has her name at the top, that is a useless list.
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The New Yorker reporter Ronan Farrow was correct when he said Donald Trump was involved in as many as 60 "catch and kill" operations during the 2016 presidential election in which Trump first won power, former Trump lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen said.
Trump stories involving Melania and the Mob were caught and killed: Ex-Trump lawyer
The New Yorker reporter Ronan Farrow was correct when he said Donald Trump was involved in as many as 60 “catch and kill” operations during the 2016 presidential election in which Trump first won power, former Trump lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen said.“I never actually added them up, but I wouldn't ...
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The New Yorker reporter Ronan Farrow was correct when he said Donald Trump was involved in as many as 60 "catch and kill" operations during the 2016 presidential election in which Trump first won power, former Trump lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen said.
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After this, federal agents tear gassed the public on their way out of Elgin, per our photographer who was present. The Feds tear gassed eight Chicago neighborhoods this fall and now a suburb.
In Elgin, ICE agents have been in a standoff with the community as they’re trying to arrest a man. Here’s an altercation between the feds and residents ending with arrest and pepper spray. Video from Sophia Peterson
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
After this, federal agents tear gassed the public on their way out of Elgin, per our photographer who was present. The Feds tear gassed eight Chicago neighborhoods this fall and now a suburb.
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
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This is the energy we need from everyone
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the energy we need from everyone
Watching the new episode of Pluribus a second time because it's that good.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Watching the new episode of Pluribus a second time because it's that good.
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I think a good rule of thumb going forward is that, if you see somebody wearing smart glasses, you should probably beat the living shit out of them. If nothing else, permanently destroy the glasses. I think people should have a mortal fear of leaving their house while wearing them
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think a good rule of thumb going forward is that, if you see somebody wearing smart glasses, you should probably beat the living shit out of them. If nothing else, permanently destroy the glasses. I think people should have a mortal fear of leaving their house while wearing them
Newsom ain't it. Don't know how many times I am gonna need to say this, but some of you definitely need to repeatedly hear it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Newsom ain't it. Don't know how many times I am gonna need to say this, but some of you definitely need to repeatedly hear it.
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There is, apparently, no bottom.
The Indiana House passed a congressional map aimed at securing Republican control of the U.S. House, following months of pressure from the Trump administration to redraw boundaries ahead of next year’s midterm election.
www.lpm.org/news/2025-12...
www.lpm.org/news/2025-12...
Following Trump pressure, Indiana House approves map to secure GOP control
The Indiana House of Representatives passed maps to favor Republican candidates. The measure now goes to the Senate for a vote.
www.lpm.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There is, apparently, no bottom.
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he has the kamala harris thing of spending his whole life preparing to run for president in a political climate that ended 15 years ago. kinda sad as a personal story but not my problem.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
he has the kamala harris thing of spending his whole life preparing to run for president in a political climate that ended 15 years ago. kinda sad as a personal story but not my problem.