jenniedelicious
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dabbler 🌌🧚♀️✨️
professional overthinker & stuff breaker 🫠💫
foul-mouthed hummingbird 🌺
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Newsom ain't it. Don't know how many times I am gonna need to say this, but some of you definitely need to repeatedly hear it.
I think there comes a point where the citizenry is going to start handling things out back.
#BREAKING A Chicago-based U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent is facing federal charges tied to the alleged sexual assault and robbery of multiple women in the suburbs in 2022.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think there comes a point where the citizenry is going to start handling things out back.
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#BREAKING A Chicago-based U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent is facing federal charges tied to the alleged sexual assault and robbery of multiple women in the suburbs in 2022.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
#BREAKING A Chicago-based U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent is facing federal charges tied to the alleged sexual assault and robbery of multiple women in the suburbs in 2022.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
Luis Uribe is appearing in court now.
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new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
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WAIT WHAT?
Camb. Police Commissioner Elow just said that after the cameras were allegedly off, Flock came back and put up two more cameras because they had a "work order" in the system and didn't see functional cameras, so put up more.
"Which we just found out about today."
Wow.
Camb. Police Commissioner Elow just said that after the cameras were allegedly off, Flock came back and put up two more cameras because they had a "work order" in the system and didn't see functional cameras, so put up more.
"Which we just found out about today."
Wow.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
WAIT WHAT?
Camb. Police Commissioner Elow just said that after the cameras were allegedly off, Flock came back and put up two more cameras because they had a "work order" in the system and didn't see functional cameras, so put up more.
"Which we just found out about today."
Wow.
Camb. Police Commissioner Elow just said that after the cameras were allegedly off, Flock came back and put up two more cameras because they had a "work order" in the system and didn't see functional cameras, so put up more.
"Which we just found out about today."
Wow.
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Rand Paul out there sounding sane all the time because we’re living in the upside fucking down.
Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rand Paul out there sounding sane all the time because we’re living in the upside fucking down.
When two teams can easily and readily afford all the best of the best players: the league is two freaking teams 🫠🙄
Dodgers only negative was their bullpen and they just added Edwin Díaz. This is not the Dodgers' fault. Other teams shouldn't have allowed it. They should've done everything in their power to stop it, namely they should've paid more money than the Dodgers. Unfortunately, half the league cries poor
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When two teams can easily and readily afford all the best of the best players: the league is two freaking teams 🫠🙄
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This is the most consultant-brained thing I’ve seen all week.
UPDATE from Pentagon's "bespoke AI platform" rollout.
“We are pushing all of our chips in on artificial intelligence as a fighting force. The Department is tapping into America's commercial genius, and we’re embedding generative AI into our daily battle rhythm" -- Hegseth
“We are pushing all of our chips in on artificial intelligence as a fighting force. The Department is tapping into America's commercial genius, and we’re embedding generative AI into our daily battle rhythm" -- Hegseth
NVIDIA, whose stock is now a "load-bearing entity in the US stock market," "is dependent not on its customers, but on its customers’ credit ratings and financial backers." And it gets worse from there!
A fantastic, very long, highly-meandering-but-the-meandering-is-necessary @edzitron.com piece:
A fantastic, very long, highly-meandering-but-the-meandering-is-necessary @edzitron.com piece:
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is the most consultant-brained thing I’ve seen all week.
Really haven't heard much about j6 pipe bomber since it came out he loves trumps tiny shriveled shrimp dick.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Really haven't heard much about j6 pipe bomber since it came out he loves trumps tiny shriveled shrimp dick.
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sigh
New WSJ reporting: "During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire, people familiar with the matter said..."
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sigh
When my dachshunds (plural) are being a-holes, I call them dirt rats.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When my dachshunds (plural) are being a-holes, I call them dirt rats.
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ending your resignation letter with “you can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot take New Jersey out of the girl” should be considered an actionable true threat.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ending your resignation letter with “you can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot take New Jersey out of the girl” should be considered an actionable true threat.
"Who geeves a fack about de cleesmas!"
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Who geeves a fack about de cleesmas!"
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So let me get this straight. Donald Trump had no actual plan to build a ballroom when he tore down the East Wing and now no one knows when or how it’s going to be finished? Why does anyone let this man touch anything?
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So let me get this straight. Donald Trump had no actual plan to build a ballroom when he tore down the East Wing and now no one knows when or how it’s going to be finished? Why does anyone let this man touch anything?
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Alina Habba was first ruled to be playacting as US Attorney on August 21 (though she had already been playacting at that point since July 1).
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Alina Habba was first ruled to be playacting as US Attorney on August 21 (though she had already been playacting at that point since July 1).
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
So taxpayers have paid for Alina to pretend she's US Attorney for 109 days.
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The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
What kind of idiot would vote for an openly corrupt asshole? Bet you're a Newsom girl, too.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What kind of idiot would vote for an openly corrupt asshole? Bet you're a Newsom girl, too.
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Colin Allred is dropping out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and pivoting to run instead for the Dallas-based 33rd Congressional District.
Democrat Colin Allred drops out of Senate race, announces run for 33rd Congressional District
The former Dallas congressman said he wanted to help his party avoid a runoff. In his campaign to return to the House, he will face U.S. Rep. Julie Johnson, his successor in Congress.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Colin Allred is dropping out of the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and pivoting to run instead for the Dallas-based 33rd Congressional District.
Marj. Fuck off into the sun.
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Marj. Fuck off into the sun.
I had to hide the toilet girl post from my feed already.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I had to hide the toilet girl post from my feed already.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Makes you wonder what he thought he would gain from George Santos.
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Makes you wonder what he thought he would gain from George Santos.
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Only a moron mob boss sells a pardon without garuntees...
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Only a moron mob boss sells a pardon without garuntees...
Unless that list has her name at the top, that is a useless list.
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Unless that list has her name at the top, that is a useless list.