Tiny
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Don’t trust anything the bees tell you
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My new years resolution is more cheese moments and some cheese moments with friends
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My new years resolution is more cheese moments and some cheese moments with friends
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g̶o̶d̶ dr pepper is a woman
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
g̶o̶d̶ dr pepper is a woman
Long night for the milk drinkers among us
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Long night for the milk drinkers among us
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I keep a flask of long milk in my coat pocket for the woes of the day
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I keep a flask of long milk in my coat pocket for the woes of the day
“The true worth of a man is measured by the length of his milk." – Milkus Aurelius
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“The true worth of a man is measured by the length of his milk." – Milkus Aurelius
Americans will use anything to measure but the metric system smh
Milk so long dads not back yet
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Americans will use anything to measure but the metric system smh
Milk so long dads not back yet
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Milk so long dads not back yet
Milk so long they had to make it into 2 movies
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Milk so long they had to make it into 2 movies
Good morning chat I love you
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good morning chat I love you
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long milk. are the protein chains girthier? is it a milk that can only be synthesized through an arduous and lengthy process? no. long milk comes from a long elk and brother, you don't want to know why that elk is long. yellow yoda you must hit, the good shit it is
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
long milk. are the protein chains girthier? is it a milk that can only be synthesized through an arduous and lengthy process? no. long milk comes from a long elk and brother, you don't want to know why that elk is long. yellow yoda you must hit, the good shit it is
I keep a flask of long milk in my coat pocket for the woes of the day
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I keep a flask of long milk in my coat pocket for the woes of the day
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Guy who won’t take a shit because he doesn’t want to “break the seal”
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guy who won’t take a shit because he doesn’t want to “break the seal”
Looks like the bees have switched it up and are targeting bats now
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Looks like the bees have switched it up and are targeting bats now
Why is it the roof of my mouth and not the ceiling of my mouth
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why is it the roof of my mouth and not the ceiling of my mouth
Nobody wants to marry me
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nobody wants to marry me
Having a good day type shit
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Having a good day type shit
Guy who won’t take a shit because he doesn’t want to “break the seal”
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guy who won’t take a shit because he doesn’t want to “break the seal”
I have the survival instincts of a hot dog with mustard on it and I have the killer instincts of a hot dog with ketchup on it and I have the motherly instincts of a hot dog with chili on it
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have the survival instincts of a hot dog with mustard on it and I have the killer instincts of a hot dog with ketchup on it and I have the motherly instincts of a hot dog with chili on it
As soon as I turned 34.5 years I couldn’t get enough of Enya
December 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
As soon as I turned 34.5 years I couldn’t get enough of Enya
Dust is such a fuck ass mechanic bc what do you mean I have to clean an area that hasn’t been disturbed since the last time I had to remove the dust?
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dust is such a fuck ass mechanic bc what do you mean I have to clean an area that hasn’t been disturbed since the last time I had to remove the dust?
Merry Christmas you clean and hygienic animals
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Merry Christmas you clean and hygienic animals
I’m taking the wife pile out to see Christmas lights
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m taking the wife pile out to see Christmas lights
Do you think Ben and Jerry’s name searches?
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do you think Ben and Jerry’s name searches?