wee chin merkin
@tentacle.bsky.social
35 ✨ she/her ✨ terminal case of can't shut up disease
this account should be private. love and light, but i will just block you if you come at me sideways with some stupid shit.
this account should be private. love and light, but i will just block you if you come at me sideways with some stupid shit.
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wee chin merkin
@tentacle.bsky.social
· Jun 3
proof that life isn’t dogshit every second: a little kid in a Sonic hat who was being rambunctious got REAL quiet/shy when I told them it was a cool hat and that Tails is my favorite and they whispered thank you and said “I like your rainbow” (referring to my mask) 😭💛
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our savior lv1 .
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
our savior lv1 .
found out this morning an old friend of mine i was really close with that i had a significant falling out with before he moved away died on monday and who doesn't love a holiday season filled with complex fresh emotion on top of all the regular shit
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
found out this morning an old friend of mine i was really close with that i had a significant falling out with before he moved away died on monday and who doesn't love a holiday season filled with complex fresh emotion on top of all the regular shit
my FFXIV sub is up for renewal on the 22nd and i might just let that lapse again, lol. the only time i've had to log in has been when people are actively complaining about being kicked off or, like last night, right before emergency maintenance.
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
my FFXIV sub is up for renewal on the 22nd and i might just let that lapse again, lol. the only time i've had to log in has been when people are actively complaining about being kicked off or, like last night, right before emergency maintenance.
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tattoo tomorrow morning and it's been Many Years and i am a little nervous but also trying to remember my first tattoo was across the tops of both my feet and the other on my tendy thigh/underbutt flesh so... i'll be aight.
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
tattoo tomorrow morning and it's been Many Years and i am a little nervous but also trying to remember my first tattoo was across the tops of both my feet and the other on my tendy thigh/underbutt flesh so... i'll be aight.
wouldn't say the lizard brain level aversion i have to shoebills (esp video of them) is the same as how i feel about sabrina carpenter but this image feels so correct to me in many ways
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
wouldn't say the lizard brain level aversion i have to shoebills (esp video of them) is the same as how i feel about sabrina carpenter but this image feels so correct to me in many ways
Had to do someone else’s work bc they just left without telling me and the other closer and I cannot overstate how easygoing both of us are if we’d just been asked, but instead we’ve been startled by it leaving two nights in a row now and had to enlist our highest level manager for assistance :’)
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Had to do someone else’s work bc they just left without telling me and the other closer and I cannot overstate how easygoing both of us are if we’d just been asked, but instead we’ve been startled by it leaving two nights in a row now and had to enlist our highest level manager for assistance :’)
I need my brain to stop being soooooo rude and cruel to me, please and fucking thanks. No one can hate you from a basic interaction! And if they do, so be it!!!! Probably didn’t want to know them anyway!!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I need my brain to stop being soooooo rude and cruel to me, please and fucking thanks. No one can hate you from a basic interaction! And if they do, so be it!!!! Probably didn’t want to know them anyway!!!!!!!!
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Thancred: can’t believe im going to be 40. I don’t want to be 40.
Yshtola: [about to say “die then” but trying to practice conscious empathy]
Alisaie: die then
Yshtola: [about to say “die then” but trying to practice conscious empathy]
Alisaie: die then
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thancred: can’t believe im going to be 40. I don’t want to be 40.
Yshtola: [about to say “die then” but trying to practice conscious empathy]
Alisaie: die then
Yshtola: [about to say “die then” but trying to practice conscious empathy]
Alisaie: die then
work has continued to fucking flatten me this week but there is potentially good news on my horizon for fucking once and i'm just trying to be cool about it
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
work has continued to fucking flatten me this week but there is potentially good news on my horizon for fucking once and i'm just trying to be cool about it
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Do you feel that, the change in the air?
GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
October 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do you feel that, the change in the air?
GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
GUESS WHAT ITS WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
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December (16+1)th sketch - Dragon
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
December (16+1)th sketch - Dragon
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
Love when a guy whose entire personality is Telling People Stuff Like It’s The Gospel Truth meets me because I Know and I don’t feel the need to act like I don’t/you’re teaching me anything if you’re right and if you’re not… hoo boy, we are just not gonna get along.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Love when a guy whose entire personality is Telling People Stuff Like It’s The Gospel Truth meets me because I Know and I don’t feel the need to act like I don’t/you’re teaching me anything if you’re right and if you’re not… hoo boy, we are just not gonna get along.
I really, really need people over the age of 25 to understand that there is no “jokingly” being depressed. Stop saying Depressed Person Shit “for fun” and then getting annoyed when people care. Own up to people caring about you and be honest or fucking stop it. So tired of this behavior.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I really, really need people over the age of 25 to understand that there is no “jokingly” being depressed. Stop saying Depressed Person Shit “for fun” and then getting annoyed when people care. Own up to people caring about you and be honest or fucking stop it. So tired of this behavior.
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love when people say “it’s the holidays” as a way to try to adminish you into being kind to them right after they’ve acted outrageously and you dared to meet them with the same level of energy during the end of the year
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Love when people say “it’s the holidays” as a way to try to adminish you into being kind to them right after they’ve acted outrageously and you dared to meet them with the same level of energy during the end of the year
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LRP you *gotta* grow up having a few "rednecks" in your life because it teaches you the important lesson that You Can Just Do Things
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
LRP you *gotta* grow up having a few "rednecks" in your life because it teaches you the important lesson that You Can Just Do Things
this is bullshit, actually
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
this is bullshit, actually
reminder to get your remaining free fantasias today, pals, esp on your alts! apkallu falls in gridania (moogle) and the markets in uldah right over the zone change from the adventurer's guild aetheryte (guy with hood)
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
reminder to get your remaining free fantasias today, pals, esp on your alts! apkallu falls in gridania (moogle) and the markets in uldah right over the zone change from the adventurer's guild aetheryte (guy with hood)
I put on my big girl panties and was gonna get current on patch content on Anda last night, incorrectly assuming that I would not have 30+ min queues for content not even a year old as a healer on a weekend 🤪 tried dps too and it started shorter but just kept increasing too so i gave up lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I put on my big girl panties and was gonna get current on patch content on Anda last night, incorrectly assuming that I would not have 30+ min queues for content not even a year old as a healer on a weekend 🤪 tried dps too and it started shorter but just kept increasing too so i gave up lol
either the snow finally occurring or enough time has passed for me resting this weekend that i actually feel sorta normal today and in comparison to the last like two months... holy shit, babes
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
either the snow finally occurring or enough time has passed for me resting this weekend that i actually feel sorta normal today and in comparison to the last like two months... holy shit, babes
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
I forget if I’ve made this connection before but being absolutely stricken by the Blue With Red Accents comparison here
anda wears blue clothes bc he gotta go fast
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I forget if I’ve made this connection before but being absolutely stricken by the Blue With Red Accents comparison here