Johnny Hildo, Esq.
@tequilaandweed.bsky.social
More tea and pot than tequila and weed these days. Most funnest unemployed pothead in Nevada 🤙🏻
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Politicians introduced 96 bills targeting transgender student athletes in 2025.
That’s more than 9x the number of trans people playing college sports nationally.
That’s more than 9x the number of trans people playing college sports nationally.
December 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Politicians introduced 96 bills targeting transgender student athletes in 2025.
That’s more than 9x the number of trans people playing college sports nationally.
That’s more than 9x the number of trans people playing college sports nationally.
It’s Christmas morning, and I’m as high as pterodactyl ptitties … enjoying bagel with cream cheese and a nice cuppa Assam tea.
First holiday season without birth family, and although there’s a tinge of sadness, gotta say it’s an improvement.
First holiday season without birth family, and although there’s a tinge of sadness, gotta say it’s an improvement.
a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a car
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a car
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December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s Christmas morning, and I’m as high as pterodactyl ptitties … enjoying bagel with cream cheese and a nice cuppa Assam tea.
First holiday season without birth family, and although there’s a tinge of sadness, gotta say it’s an improvement.
First holiday season without birth family, and although there’s a tinge of sadness, gotta say it’s an improvement.
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🎵 The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
🎵 The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a
Baking myself instead of cookies 😶🌫️🤙🏻
a man is driving a car and says `` alright , alright , alright '' .
ALT: a man is driving a car and says `` alright , alright , alright '' .
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December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Baking myself instead of cookies 😶🌫️🤙🏻
Christmas Eve double rainbow over my part of the valley 🤙🏻
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Christmas Eve double rainbow over my part of the valley 🤙🏻
Finally set up my traditional holiday decorations, in honor of 25 years watching Die Hard on Christmas Eve (with Lethal Weapon following).
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Finally set up my traditional holiday decorations, in honor of 25 years watching Die Hard on Christmas Eve (with Lethal Weapon following).
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I’m enjoying Bari Weiss’s run at CBS far more than I thought I would.
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it. Sideshow Bob steps on numerous rakes scattered on the ground.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m enjoying Bari Weiss’s run at CBS far more than I thought I would.
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Happy Sunday!
☕️❄️😎🎶☮️🎄💗
☕️❄️😎🎶☮️🎄💗
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Sunday!
☕️❄️😎🎶☮️🎄💗
☕️❄️😎🎶☮️🎄💗
Four years ago today, this little sweetheart agreed to come live with me 😻
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Four years ago today, this little sweetheart agreed to come live with me 😻
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Rules for 2026:
Call who calls you.
Visit who visits you.
Ignore who ignores you.
Call who calls you.
Visit who visits you.
Ignore who ignores you.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Rules for 2026:
Call who calls you.
Visit who visits you.
Ignore who ignores you.
Call who calls you.
Visit who visits you.
Ignore who ignores you.
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Not just on that day, but every day. Empathy has no calendar.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not just on that day, but every day. Empathy has no calendar.
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It's a shell game. Trump is taking money from soldiers' housing subsidies to "give" them $1,776 "warrior dividend" checks.
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's a shell game. Trump is taking money from soldiers' housing subsidies to "give" them $1,776 "warrior dividend" checks.
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Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
Mudslide, shaken not stirred 🤙🏻
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mudslide, shaken not stirred 🤙🏻
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The further into Trump’s term we go, the more it galls me that the people have no method if removing a corrupt POTUS from power. i don’t mean via congressional impeachment, I mean direct democracy - if 75% percent of the populace votes to remove someone, they’re gone. Same for our elected reps.
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The further into Trump’s term we go, the more it galls me that the people have no method if removing a corrupt POTUS from power. i don’t mean via congressional impeachment, I mean direct democracy - if 75% percent of the populace votes to remove someone, they’re gone. Same for our elected reps.
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
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Happy Birthday to Hall of Fame skipper, Jim Leyland!
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Birthday to Hall of Fame skipper, Jim Leyland!
He may be under the impression that Brown is an HBCU.
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
He may be under the impression that Brown is an HBCU.
Ouch.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ouch.