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Politicians think of the next election, statesmen think of the next generation.
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Politicians think of the next election, statesmen think of the next generation.
All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.
January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.
How native do you have to be to be safe from Trump's gestapo?
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
How native do you have to be to be safe from Trump's gestapo?
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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
We need to unmask
Disarm
and DEfund ICE.
They are apparently incapable of behaving responsibly.
Disarm
and DEfund ICE.
They are apparently incapable of behaving responsibly.
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We need to unmask
Disarm
and DEfund ICE.
They are apparently incapable of behaving responsibly.
Disarm
and DEfund ICE.
They are apparently incapable of behaving responsibly.
These people are cartoonishly stupid that I'm supposed to believe that an armed man, wearing camo and Kevlar was terrified by a woman who smiled at him as she said, "Dude I'm not mad at you."
I'm not surprised that they lie to me but it's insulting that they expect me to believe it.
I'm not surprised that they lie to me but it's insulting that they expect me to believe it.
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM
These people are cartoonishly stupid that I'm supposed to believe that an armed man, wearing camo and Kevlar was terrified by a woman who smiled at him as she said, "Dude I'm not mad at you."
I'm not surprised that they lie to me but it's insulting that they expect me to believe it.
I'm not surprised that they lie to me but it's insulting that they expect me to believe it.
"That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you."
Words that were so frightening to a ICE/Gestapo gunman that he had to murder the woman who had spoken so intimidatingly.
Words that were so frightening to a ICE/Gestapo gunman that he had to murder the woman who had spoken so intimidatingly.
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
"That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you."
Words that were so frightening to a ICE/Gestapo gunman that he had to murder the woman who had spoken so intimidatingly.
Words that were so frightening to a ICE/Gestapo gunman that he had to murder the woman who had spoken so intimidatingly.
Hey, Hey Donald J
How many people have you killed today?
How many people have you killed today?
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Hey, Hey Donald J
How many people have you killed today?
How many people have you killed today?
"The DOJ has opened an anonymous tip line for reporting any sightings of a car seat in your area.”
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars — theonion.com/dhs-releases...
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars — theonion.com/dhs-releases...
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of ...
theonion.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"The DOJ has opened an anonymous tip line for reporting any sightings of a car seat in your area.”
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars — theonion.com/dhs-releases...
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars — theonion.com/dhs-releases...
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As they say: follow the money. When you see the president invading foreign countries & stealing oil, corporate giveaways, & talking about using foreign banking—you have to ask—what is actually going on here?
We’re watching, Mr. President. We will follow the money. And, we will hold you to account.
We’re watching, Mr. President. We will follow the money. And, we will hold you to account.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
As they say: follow the money. When you see the president invading foreign countries & stealing oil, corporate giveaways, & talking about using foreign banking—you have to ask—what is actually going on here?
We’re watching, Mr. President. We will follow the money. And, we will hold you to account.
We’re watching, Mr. President. We will follow the money. And, we will hold you to account.
King Restores British Rule over U.S.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
King Restores British Rule Over U.S.
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe’s on the other bloody foot, isn’t it?”
open.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
King Restores British Rule over U.S.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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If we need protection from our own government, the social contract has been cancelled.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
If we need protection from our own government, the social contract has been cancelled.
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/dhs-warns-an...
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was “fully justified,” Homeland Security ...
theonion.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism — theonion.com/dhs-warns-an...
Are they authorized to just shoot anyone they want to shoot?
Federal Agents Shoot 2 During Traffic Stop in Portland, Ore. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Federal Agents Shoot 2 During Traffic Stop in Portland, Ore. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Federal Agents Shoot 2 During Traffic Stop in Portland, Ore.
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Are they authorized to just shoot anyone they want to shoot?
Federal Agents Shoot 2 During Traffic Stop in Portland, Ore. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Federal Agents Shoot 2 During Traffic Stop in Portland, Ore. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
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You can’t "lone wolf" your way to 93%.
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
You can’t "lone wolf" your way to 93%.
The real domestic terrorists are Noem and ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The real domestic terrorists are Noem and ICE.
The coverup has already begun.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The coverup has already begun.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...