Tess Stenson-Childs
@tessstenson.bsky.social
Author, mountain hag, dork with an earth sciencey background, rat queen. She/her. 🏳️⚧️
New book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4
New book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4
Need to up my dpb0dp3f2j14 game.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Need to up my dpb0dp3f2j14 game.
Got the best alt suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2. A very good kitty in a backpack.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Got the best alt suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2. A very good kitty in a backpack.
Mouse hat. A bold new trend.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Mouse hat. A bold new trend.
Infinite kitties.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Infinite kitties.
Hi, I'm Tess. Silly author living in London. Got a few books out and currently writing a new one. Got married earlier this year, so that's cool!
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hi, I'm Tess. Silly author living in London. Got a few books out and currently writing a new one. Got married earlier this year, so that's cool!
Okay, Trek nerds, post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie.
Great thing about starting with a rubbish one was that things could only get better for a nascent Trekkie.
Great thing about starting with a rubbish one was that things could only get better for a nascent Trekkie.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Okay, Trek nerds, post a picture from your first #StarTrek movie.
Great thing about starting with a rubbish one was that things could only get better for a nascent Trekkie.
Great thing about starting with a rubbish one was that things could only get better for a nascent Trekkie.
Well everyone else was doing it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Well everyone else was doing it.
Was playing Hades on hard mode last night. That's when you're on the final boss and the cat is going zoomies all over the desk. #Caturday
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Was playing Hades on hard mode last night. That's when you're on the final boss and the cat is going zoomies all over the desk. #Caturday
Picture from another era.
About 15 or 16 years back, I forget. When I was young and relatively new to London proper. Back when the world was very different feeling.
About 15 or 16 years back, I forget. When I was young and relatively new to London proper. Back when the world was very different feeling.
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Picture from another era.
About 15 or 16 years back, I forget. When I was young and relatively new to London proper. Back when the world was very different feeling.
About 15 or 16 years back, I forget. When I was young and relatively new to London proper. Back when the world was very different feeling.
Hate to break it to you, Alia, but that little bird you've been watching won't just jump through the window into your open mouth.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hate to break it to you, Alia, but that little bird you've been watching won't just jump through the window into your open mouth.
Kitty. Good kitty.
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Kitty. Good kitty.
Still on sale this week for 99p. Indie sci-fi ebook, sort of like E.T. meets The Walking Dead. A more light hearted apocalypse to enjoy. www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Still on sale this week for 99p. Indie sci-fi ebook, sort of like E.T. meets The Walking Dead. A more light hearted apocalypse to enjoy. www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
Halloween sale! The ebook version of my most recent book, Curious Death-Filled Planet, is on sale for 99p (or 99¢ for you transatlantic folk) right now. Join a bunch of weird little aliens fighting a zombie outbreak and the US military as they try to get home.
www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Halloween sale! The ebook version of my most recent book, Curious Death-Filled Planet, is on sale for 99p (or 99¢ for you transatlantic folk) right now. Join a bunch of weird little aliens fighting a zombie outbreak and the US military as they try to get home.
www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
The Wadi, from classic Emmy nominated Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode 'Move Along Home' have turned up on your doorstep, and they are demanding to be shown a game, any game in any medium, to delight them with. What game do you show them?
October 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Wadi, from classic Emmy nominated Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode 'Move Along Home' have turned up on your doorstep, and they are demanding to be shown a game, any game in any medium, to delight them with. What game do you show them?
"Go back to sleep, I'll just be a few minutes"
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Go back to sleep, I'll just be a few minutes"
Took no time for Alia to demand to play with the new ribbon.
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Took no time for Alia to demand to play with the new ribbon.
Our rescued cat, Alia, was in such a state when found that her rescuers didn't think she'd make it. Now here she is, a few years later happy, healthy and loving.
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Our rescued cat, Alia, was in such a state when found that her rescuers didn't think she'd make it. Now here she is, a few years later happy, healthy and loving.
It's all gone a bit Day of the Tentacle down Chelsea way.
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It's all gone a bit Day of the Tentacle down Chelsea way.
Was taken advantage of when laying on the floor.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Was taken advantage of when laying on the floor.
Rats on the other hand... Well look at Denton, an absolute unit of a yoghurt fiend.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Rats on the other hand... Well look at Denton, an absolute unit of a yoghurt fiend.
What's your sign.
September 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
What's your sign.
Here are two capybaras, Fudge and Yondu, to bring you cheer and good tidings.
September 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Here are two capybaras, Fudge and Yondu, to bring you cheer and good tidings.
This Bisexual Awareness Day, let us remember how Olaf Stapleton invented the bisexual bird cloud all the way back in 1937.
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This Bisexual Awareness Day, let us remember how Olaf Stapleton invented the bisexual bird cloud all the way back in 1937.