Tess Stenson-Childs
@tessstenson.bsky.social
Author, mountain hag, dork with an earth sciencey background, rat queen. She/her. 🏳️⚧️
New book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4
New book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4
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Curious Death-Filled Planet
Curious Death-Filled Planet eBook : Stenson, Tess: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Hello new followers. Thank you for choosing to spend your social media experience with me. I have a new book out. It's got zombies, Area 51, non-binary aliens, and devastating alien swear words. Get it in paperback or ebook, all regions. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DP3F2JL4
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Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
Wes Streeting accuses BMA of behaving like 'moaning minnies'
The health secretary has accused the British Medical Association of "juvenile delinquency" and behaving like "moaning minnies" after the union announced that resident doctors will go on strike in the run-up to Christmas.
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Need to up my dpb0dp3f2j14 game.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Need to up my dpb0dp3f2j14 game.
Got the best alt suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2. A very good kitty in a backpack.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Got the best alt suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2. A very good kitty in a backpack.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'Are You Hanging Up Your Stocking On Your Wall?'Crooned by @MichaelMisDisappointing More: http://li...
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December 1, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
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Help. It worked too well
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Help. It worked too well
Absolute joke of a party.
What fresh hell is this? #YourParty #TransRights
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Absolute joke of a party.
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Do you need holiday gifts? I lost my job and need holiday cash! Delight the Simpsons fan in your life with a HALF PRICE Mister Sparkle box, yours for only $50 plus $15 shipping outside AU/NZ. Fully screen accurate with no branding or signature, a perfect objet d'art from a cartoon universe made real
Spring cleaning the studio and I've got 5 of these bad boys left I'll part with. ✨ MISTER SPARKLE! ✨ As owned by your favourite Simpsons podcasters and writers (including Bill Oakley himself), 100% screen accurate text as read in-show in the authentic Japanese, and holds up to 48 dishwasher tablets!
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Do you need holiday gifts? I lost my job and need holiday cash! Delight the Simpsons fan in your life with a HALF PRICE Mister Sparkle box, yours for only $50 plus $15 shipping outside AU/NZ. Fully screen accurate with no branding or signature, a perfect objet d'art from a cartoon universe made real
Your Party conference splitting so much it could probably be plugged into the National Grid as a dependable nuclear fission source.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Your Party conference splitting so much it could probably be plugged into the National Grid as a dependable nuclear fission source.
It's my birthday today. I'm old. If you fancy giving me a birthday boon, then you could check out my most recent book. You'll get a fun book for the deal as well as making old Tess feel all warm and fuzzy inside. www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
Amazon.co.uk
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November 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's my birthday today. I'm old. If you fancy giving me a birthday boon, then you could check out my most recent book. You'll get a fun book for the deal as well as making old Tess feel all warm and fuzzy inside. www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...
Sadly, it's probably going to work.
This posts only purpose is to get the song stuck in my wife's head
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sadly, it's probably going to work.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts and all that.
Pulp
Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Beck
Motörhead
Pulp
Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Beck
Motörhead
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Jack Off Jill
Autechre
Deltron 3030
Aphex Twin
Front 242
Jack Off Jill
Autechre
Deltron 3030
Aphex Twin
Front 242
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
thrice
alexisonfire
mannequin pussy
hotel mira
charly bliss
thrice
alexisonfire
mannequin pussy
hotel mira
charly bliss
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts and all that.
Pulp
Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Beck
Motörhead
Pulp
Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Beck
Motörhead
You know you may be a little too sleep deprived and foul of mood when you find yourself muttering "You fucking hypocrite" to the bear character in Duolingo.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You know you may be a little too sleep deprived and foul of mood when you find yourself muttering "You fucking hypocrite" to the bear character in Duolingo.
God, the future (as imagined by the tech bros) is so damn bleak.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
God, the future (as imagined by the tech bros) is so damn bleak.
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In the span of a hour, they stealth edited the article from trans woman to "biological male who identifies as a woman." The BBC isn't fit for purpose.
It looks like that BBC page has been updated in the last few minutes, so that's no longer the last sentence. I think part of it has been moved to this paragraph in the middle of the article, and the age is no longer mentioned:
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November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In the span of a hour, they stealth edited the article from trans woman to "biological male who identifies as a woman." The BBC isn't fit for purpose.
In the news today: One of the biggest cunts in the country just got handed a ridiculous legal win that he'll use as an excuse to harass and threaten more people with. Yay 😑
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In the news today: One of the biggest cunts in the country just got handed a ridiculous legal win that he'll use as an excuse to harass and threaten more people with. Yay 😑
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Can't think of any set in Gloucester, but Gloucestershire... Yeah, it's really like that.
Can't think of any set in Gloucester, but Gloucestershire... Yeah, it's really like that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Can't think of any set in Gloucester, but Gloucestershire... Yeah, it's really like that.
Can't think of any set in Gloucester, but Gloucestershire... Yeah, it's really like that.
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My Frankenstein review: I like the little barn ratties.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My Frankenstein review: I like the little barn ratties.
Mouse hat. A bold new trend.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Mouse hat. A bold new trend.
Tech companies, I'm not interested in trying the new AI bongles and such you needlessly stuffed into your products. Stop making it my problem that you waaaay over spent on AI.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Tech companies, I'm not interested in trying the new AI bongles and such you needlessly stuffed into your products. Stop making it my problem that you waaaay over spent on AI.
28 Years Later is such an odd film. Visually striking and has some great effects work, you'll almost believe that Sycamore Gap shot is the real deal!
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
28 Years Later is such an odd film. Visually striking and has some great effects work, you'll almost believe that Sycamore Gap shot is the real deal!
Looking at the Doom modding scene is very much like a modern Ship of Theseus conundrum. How much of the original Doom engine can be altered for a Doom mod to still be a Doom mod?
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Looking at the Doom modding scene is very much like a modern Ship of Theseus conundrum. How much of the original Doom engine can be altered for a Doom mod to still be a Doom mod?
Infinite kitties.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Infinite kitties.