Texaco Brown
@texacobrown.bsky.social
You LOOK like Luther Vandross
At work, still a bit drunk from last night, and it feels good lol
March 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
At work, still a bit drunk from last night, and it feels good lol
This week I'm going to try and listen to albums that turn 30 this year because I turn 30 in 3 days. First up is The Bends by Radiohead
March 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This week I'm going to try and listen to albums that turn 30 this year because I turn 30 in 3 days. First up is The Bends by Radiohead
Lol usually my birthday catches me by surprise but I caught that bitch this time. My 30th is going to be amazing. I claim it.
February 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Lol usually my birthday catches me by surprise but I caught that bitch this time. My 30th is going to be amazing. I claim it.
Hold on this album version of Drums of Death worked me tf out
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Hold on this album version of Drums of Death worked me tf out
EUSEXUAAAAAaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAA
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
EUSEXUAAAAAaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAA
I have GOT to get out of here
December 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I have GOT to get out of here
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please tell me y’all remember this
December 29, 2024 at 2:48 AM
please tell me y’all remember this
Accidentally bought non alcoholic beer.Now I'm just bloated and sober
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Accidentally bought non alcoholic beer.Now I'm just bloated and sober
God Twitter really is hell. Like you scroll twice and it's 6 ads and 3 of the dumbest tweets you've ever seen.
December 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
God Twitter really is hell. Like you scroll twice and it's 6 ads and 3 of the dumbest tweets you've ever seen.
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the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
This goddamn bitch Beyonce!!!
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
This goddamn bitch Beyonce!!!
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i believe in the junglepussy supremacy
December 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM
i believe in the junglepussy supremacy
WHHHHYYYYY ARE PEOPLE FUCKING HERE. GET OUT OF MY FACE.
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
WHHHHYYYYY ARE PEOPLE FUCKING HERE. GET OUT OF MY FACE.
Realizing just now that I've spent Christmas alone for the last 5 years. No this one tho thank God
December 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Realizing just now that I've spent Christmas alone for the last 5 years. No this one tho thank God
Vox Machina is a perfect show omg
December 22, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Vox Machina is a perfect show omg
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Do you hear what I hear??? Sounds like Christmas is near! 👂🏽🎅🏾
December 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Do you hear what I hear??? Sounds like Christmas is near! 👂🏽🎅🏾
I need to turn this phone off and go tf to sleep
December 21, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I need to turn this phone off and go tf to sleep
Need and want a sprite cranberry
December 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Need and want a sprite cranberry
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A week until Christmas… Doesn’t it feel like it? 🎅🏾
December 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
A week until Christmas… Doesn’t it feel like it? 🎅🏾
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We really are about to see Beyoncé perform in a week! I couldn’t be more excited! 🤩
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
We really are about to see Beyoncé perform in a week! I couldn’t be more excited! 🤩
True Life: I'm a verse bottom that can't take dick 😔
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 AM
True Life: I'm a verse bottom that can't take dick 😔
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I’m still sad about Anthony Bourdain.
December 7, 2024 at 11:41 AM
I’m still sad about Anthony Bourdain.
Splurged and got the curry oxtail. I must be stopped
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Splurged and got the curry oxtail. I must be stopped