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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️

@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social

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Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They. YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · Oct 14

Going to be working on a new medley of magic tricks and comedy skits soon.
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄

youtu.be/WoB4pmt2gz8?...

Tezcat The Magic Jaguar - Showcase Tricks

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Dante The K9 @dantethek9.bsky.social · 7h

Major Hegseth, like the rest of these wastes of skin, doesn't actually believe in anything, except that they should be in charge.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10h

Wow — Harvard Crimson student newspaper busts Hegseth for having written a long policy brief touting diversity before he joined Trump’s war on DEI.

With receipts. Bravo, Crimson.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 6h

I can hear the music already and that damned sound when the seaweed got ya

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 12h

Tleilaxu ghola of Dolly. Calling it now.
😼#ObscureReferenceReadDuneNovelsNoobs

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 13h

All of them.
Jim had a vision that so few of us can truly understand.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 22h

Name your Fav Muppet.

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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 1d

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

A post by Rebecca Johnson:
“I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.”

A tumblr respond from mightymur:
“The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
"She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive
"Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 1d

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 1d

YOU WILL NOT BE PAID, GI

YOU WILL BE SENT TO STAND AROUND CHICAGO OR PORTLAND AIMLESSLY WHILE YOUR GIRL BACK HOME IN YOUR RED STATE GETS DICKED DOWN

YOU WILL STAND AROUND FOR WEEKS, GI, HATED BY EVERYONE, YOU WILL BE CUCKED, AND YOU WILL NOT BE PAID FOR IT

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

Because I know a handful of followers would want them…

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

After some encouragement from a few folks I am going to brave doing mock standup-comedy clips again as a side thing from my magic trick vids.

“We are at a point in our lives where we are hunted at every corner. Less ways to get off, and more ways to burn out. This isn’t how I wanted to be fucked.”

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Sin(éad) @tidbit.bsky.social · Aug 27

To highlight the same shit we’ve been saying for at least a month now, here are bullet points from Dr Stryker’s speech below to explain exactly why trans people will not be accepting Newsom.

Dems, I’m begging y’all to elevate someone who meets the moment.

- Blocked/buried protective legislations in
CA to avoid national political fallout
- Said existing quality protections too far
- Claimed to not "understand" pronoun controversy
- Embraced right wing talking points against trans people
- Suggested <25 trans healthcare ban
- Told multiple RW podcasts too quick to ask on some issues, *now* he's done his homework.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 1d

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 1d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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AXEL LYCAN @axellycan.bsky.social · 1d

look who still fucking sucks

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

First day back after having a week off. 3 days of work. WPAFW time off, finally back today. I’ve worked 3 days in over two weeks. My inbox is soooooo fun.
It’s not like they didn’t know I was going to be gone awhile lol
It’s all on fire. Then I turned on the news I’ve avoided. The PCD is real. 😼

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

at least you weren’t the Chardalyn blade-demon possessed Dragonborn Edgelord drawing barmaids to be eaten by the Circle of Hunger (Wendigo) Druid priestess in the party that was so twisted the DM made him the BBEG in the next campaign.
Our Icewind Dale campaign got weird.
Very weird. (Blank stare).

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

Ikr 😼
(Badumtish)

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 I've got the stew that you want
I've got flavor that you need
I've got enough broth to serve you this beef and veggies
'Cause I'm the soup of the night, The soup of the night
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah🎶

Whitney Houston singing Queen of the Night in the film The Body Guard dressed in metal armor and tight clothing

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah they just spontaneously happen. Science can’t explain it. I left WPAFW Sunday evening and my car was filled with them.

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

Well in nature’s defense we kinda retroactively deserve it for plastic waste, carbon emissions, deforestation and well (gestures at everything).

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bondi to Blumenthal: "You lied. How dare you? I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 2d

We covered this on today's @dailybeanspod.com. Extremely dangerous and these ICE agents should be charged with felonies.

Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 2d

PAY ATTENTION: ICE is filing fake 911 calls in Chicago, weaponizing emergency services to provoke local police.

Ordinary citizens would be charged with a felony. ICE calls it strategy.

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 1d

You know, I half expected someone to whip one up as a joke at least.
On the bird site my DM’s would have exploded with BOTs offering commissions. (Not that I want that, fuck that noise).

♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaah I should legit actually commission one of you talented folks who actually have proper digital artistic tools to mock up logo concepts for the bit.
It’s bad enough I used a meme generator. Trying to avoid the easy course to just…you know…

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Iggy @iggydinosaur.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you again for everyone trying to donate a kidney for me.
I don't have any new updates or anything--they're still working through the list and yeah we are really beginning to run out of time. If you're on the fence but would like to try, get started at iggyland.org
Thank you everyone!

Iggy needs a kidney - Iggy's Up All Night

The TL;DR on how you can help (if you scroll down, the full story is below): In short I have a disease that requires a living kidney donor. There are no other viable options for me. I have only a few ...

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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️ @tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes the magic isn’t just parlor tricks with cards, coins, costumes, and mirrors 😼

Amazing animated YCH from @vatruha.bsky.social !!!