♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They.
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared
At least you aren’t constantly being hounded for your supposedly awesome “head game/cake hole skills” 😼
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At least you aren’t constantly being hounded for your supposedly awesome “head game/cake hole skills” 😼
My lame ass would probably have any of the following as a tramp stamp lol.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My lame ass would probably have any of the following as a tramp stamp lol.
Well you have some exquisite tastes in obscure films! Dark City and the Fall are some of my all time faves!
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Well you have some exquisite tastes in obscure films! Dark City and the Fall are some of my all time faves!
😼🎩🃏♥️♠️♣️
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
😼🎩🃏♥️♠️♣️
Well lovely followers! Time for some new quick tricks showcasing Tezcat the Jaguar Magician!!!
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Well lovely followers! Time for some new quick tricks showcasing Tezcat the Jaguar Magician!!!
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
Coming this weekend, a new compilation video of magic and illusions.
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Coming this weekend, a new compilation video of magic and illusions.
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
Okay. Let’s give it a… aha! Breaking the system by usurping an established Mesoamerican god’s name for the win.
Phew. We have enough actual cats at home and movies with Julia Roberts.
Phew. We have enough actual cats at home and movies with Julia Roberts.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Okay. Let’s give it a… aha! Breaking the system by usurping an established Mesoamerican god’s name for the win.
Phew. We have enough actual cats at home and movies with Julia Roberts.
Phew. We have enough actual cats at home and movies with Julia Roberts.
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I need a fight between this dapper bladed furry and British Twink Elf Pole Dancing Medieval Combat Bard-Fighter Blumineck (David Balcer-Whittle).
😼
😼
I don’t know you personally but we’ve interacted a few times here. I’ve been in this state before. It’s a dark place and can even be addictive, what a lot of folks don’t want to admit. Crisis mode.
Breathe. There are other jobs. Other adventures to have. Reach out to a close friend. Seek help.
Breathe. There are other jobs. Other adventures to have. Reach out to a close friend. Seek help.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don’t know you personally but we’ve interacted a few times here. I’ve been in this state before. It’s a dark place and can even be addictive, what a lot of folks don’t want to admit. Crisis mode.
Breathe. There are other jobs. Other adventures to have. Reach out to a close friend. Seek help.
Breathe. There are other jobs. Other adventures to have. Reach out to a close friend. Seek help.
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No no you don’t understand. I NEED this.
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Image vs Marvel Add-On
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Spawn vs Nightwatch, who knows the best rooftops to brood on that Batman and Daredevil haven’t taken?
Omfg autocorrect. Oh wow. Phew. (Still wiping tears at self laugh). BEANIE WEENIES. BEANIE!
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Omfg autocorrect. Oh wow. Phew. (Still wiping tears at self laugh). BEANIE WEENIES. BEANIE!
Everyone else: What a beautiful stellar gas cloud image near a bright star. Looks almost like a large winged…
Us Who Read Comics:
Us Who Read Comics:
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everyone else: What a beautiful stellar gas cloud image near a bright star. Looks almost like a large winged…
Us Who Read Comics:
Us Who Read Comics:
Meanwhile Dune readers:
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Meanwhile Dune readers:
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
JIHAD, BUTLERIAN: (also see Great Revolt) - ”the crusade against computers, thinking machines, and conscious robots begun in 201 B.G. and concluded in 108 B.G. Its chief commandment remains in the O.C. Bible as "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
I need to find a cartography or maritime kinkster just so I can make this joke
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I need to find a cartography or maritime kinkster just so I can make this joke
Magical changing cards. Magical color changing shoestrings.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Magical changing cards. Magical color changing shoestrings.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
Black and white to color and back again. Is there a theme with the latest content?
Remember when I said all the clips coming up build small tricks but are connected in a larger way.
😼 More coming soon.
When Cyclops is done right, he’s intimidating.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When Cyclops is done right, he’s intimidating.
Our experts have acquired the found footage of the only surviving clip from the infamous kids show Tezcat’s Magic Treehouse during that fateful final episode. Stay tuned for the special presentation after tonight’s Swangoulie Horror Fest.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our experts have acquired the found footage of the only surviving clip from the infamous kids show Tezcat’s Magic Treehouse during that fateful final episode. Stay tuned for the special presentation after tonight’s Swangoulie Horror Fest.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
The following preview has been approved for all ages.
THIS SATURDAY TEZCAT’S MAGIC TREEHOUSE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF THE PURPLE ORANGE EATER STORY HOUR
THIS ONE IS SURE TO BE A NICE STRING OF EVENTS!!! 🟣🟠🟢🪢🎩
THIS ONE IS SURE TO BE A NICE STRING OF EVENTS!!! 🟣🟠🟢🪢🎩
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
THIS SATURDAY TEZCAT’S MAGIC TREEHOUSE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF THE PURPLE ORANGE EATER STORY HOUR
THIS ONE IS SURE TO BE A NICE STRING OF EVENTS!!! 🟣🟠🟢🪢🎩
THIS ONE IS SURE TO BE A NICE STRING OF EVENTS!!! 🟣🟠🟢🪢🎩