♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They.
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared
YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared
Forge VTT is down. We have a major D&D session tonight that I don’t want to delay. Theater of the mind time and honor system.
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Forge VTT is down. We have a major D&D session tonight that I don’t want to delay. Theater of the mind time and honor system.
At least you aren’t constantly being hounded for your supposedly awesome “head game/cake hole skills” 😼
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At least you aren’t constantly being hounded for your supposedly awesome “head game/cake hole skills” 😼
I love my fursona!
I love my fursona!
I love my fursona
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love my fursona!
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Actual picture of me in a convenience store.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Actual picture of me in a convenience store.
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
My lame ass would probably have any of the following as a tramp stamp lol.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My lame ass would probably have any of the following as a tramp stamp lol.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
So watching a true crime series called Missing: Dead or Alive and it’s about drug dealers who have taken over an apartment complex that is discovered from a missing persons case and I was today years old when I learn that’s called Cuckooing. Basically Forceful Squatters setting up in peoples homes.
a large white egg sits in a nest of hay
ALT: a large white egg sits in a nest of hay
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So watching a true crime series called Missing: Dead or Alive and it’s about drug dealers who have taken over an apartment complex that is discovered from a missing persons case and I was today years old when I learn that’s called Cuckooing. Basically Forceful Squatters setting up in peoples homes.
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I'll always appreciate the attention to detail they had by making it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom just like the original
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'll always appreciate the attention to detail they had by making it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom just like the original
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December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Well lovely followers! Time for some new quick tricks showcasing Tezcat the Jaguar Magician!!!
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Well lovely followers! Time for some new quick tricks showcasing Tezcat the Jaguar Magician!!!
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
As always, thanks to @zeiroslion.art whose art blesses the intro of my magic and comedy vids.
Coming this weekend, a new compilation video of magic and illusions.
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Coming this weekend, a new compilation video of magic and illusions.
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
🎶If I only could make a deal with god, and get him to help with editing…🎶
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“This is my penis. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good.”
“This is my penis. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Changing one word to fuck up a movie quote:
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
“Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your orgies.”
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry’s vision of the future.
Has anyone checked in on those orcas that were attacking rich people who have boats? Remember when that was a thing? #goldfishmemoryisthenewreality
a stick figure wearing a cowboy hat with a red star on it
ALT: a stick figure wearing a cowboy hat with a red star on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Has anyone checked in on those orcas that were attacking rich people who have boats? Remember when that was a thing? #goldfishmemoryisthenewreality
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Time to go get groceries at everyone’s favorite American Owe Store
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The cat on the left is giving some serious Cumberbatch as Khan vibes.
The amazingly talented @cochayuyocreations.bsky.social knows what’s up. 😼
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The amazingly talented @cochayuyocreations.bsky.social knows what’s up. 😼
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
In a few months…
youtu.be/ZiFqEaf2bYU?...
It sucks that a lot of my fellow jaguars tend to go to MFF more than AC because I’ve only gotten to hang with my telegram group crew once years ago there.
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It sucks that a lot of my fellow jaguars tend to go to MFF more than AC because I’ve only gotten to hang with my telegram group crew once years ago there.
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
There are many reasons long before any recent drama that I just can’t bring myself to go to MFF even if they made me unexpectedly GOH. Lol (🧵🪡🧶)
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If the below is true, then how is that Dire Straights has observed artists
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
getting money for nothing & their chicks for free?
Or are they talking about poultry which requires other conversion tables that invoke higher quantum mathematics of causality and probability with eggs? What about dudes?
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Damn.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
The guy we wanted to suck us off and the guy we wanted to suck our souls both in the same week.
Why can’t it be the guy who just sucks. The orange one.
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So I forgot this SNES game existed and now I’m angry that I realize I never played it but vaguely have memories of seeing the name in game sections in stores and in gaming magazines and arrrrrgh I need to now watch gameplay.
(And yes I know there’s sequels)
(And yes I know there’s sequels)