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♠️♦️Tezcat the Jaguar Magician♣️♥️
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Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They. YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB4pmt2gz8
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Going to be working on a new medley of magic tricks and comedy skits soon.
In the meantime, it seems we can pin posts here so…🫶🏻♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏🪄

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Also, my partner has determined that if he was into this his stripper name would be “Ziggzagg Squiggles”

This guy. Calling himself Ziggzagg Squiggles
I was today years old when I learned that there is a whole industry (and highly competitive), high drama, subculture of erotic clown strippers and it’s a vicious world.
Why? Why is this a thing?
(Is this what it’s like when Normies learn of the Furry community from random internet queries?).
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Once more I must reiterate I am not unhinged.
I have plenty:
Spam Political Text Bot, it is a shame you’re just a bot and aren’t human - “lest I have a sense of satisfaction.”
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Furry is his own emotional support animal
I mean glass and circuitry is made from sand. And there’s a lot of it in the deserts of Africa, China…

What if all that sand was just vast ancient server towers and buildings that have disintegrated through aeons 😼?
Wouldn’t it be funny if our ancestors actually did have a technologically advanced culture globally and then all systems break down for so long culture devolved and the IT guys of the past eventually became the gods of legend. vague memory of hand held devices eventually we started reusing tablets.
Wouldn’t it be funny if our ancestors actually did have a technologically advanced culture globally and then all systems break down for so long culture devolved and the IT guys of the past eventually became the gods of legend. vague memory of hand held devices eventually we started reusing tablets.
You know that scene where in the Silent Hill movie adaptation Pyramid Head tears off one of the church goers clothes and then their skin and slings it at the doors…
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?

MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
Hey those of you who are procrastinating at work due to the AWS outage. I know it’s bleak and many of your work distractions like Snapchat, Reddit and all your mobile games are down and the techno god ChapGPT is silent and has abandoned its flock but there’s still YouTube & Instagram.
ADHD go brrr!
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
Btw, those of you who have become reliant on AI to sort your data or..EVEN WORSE lazily use it to compose work emails and reports for you not having access to such tools because of the AWS outage, time to go back to writing your own shit bro.
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Would t it be funny if the AWS DNS outage was a protest act?
Imagine what a combined general strike/boycott and multiple server outages say about not having these corrupt assholes in the administration?
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Good news for all you paranoid delusionals and tin foil hatters, the reptilian overlords and shadow government drones can’t access their systems to spy on your thoughts right now so go about your day with a sense of freedom and privacy.
The Amazon Web Services DNS outage invokes this tried and sadly true quote from the greatest engineer himself:
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Pedro Pascal was spotted at the LA No Kings protest with the best sign there.
Also despite some exaggeration of events (or downright invented situations mixed with actual things that happened) in the seasons depicting both of these horrible people, mad kudos to Charlie Hunnam & Evan Peters for “understanding the assignment”. Hard to watch and yet mesmerizing performances.
Since the Ed Gein one was interesting, I’m giving the Ryan Murphy series Dahmer one a go and my take away so far a few episodes in is I hate that Jeff had more confidence to ask guys out and interact with guys at the clubs more than me lol.

I mean he was a monster but, damn mad skillz bro.
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So apparently it’s something to do with Amazon Web Services impacting a lot of shit.

Who tripped over the cord? Which one of you did it with you big floppy floofy paws?
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People seen at the Louvre before the Heist.
Smartsheets is having issues and my Transformers Earth Wars mobile game is fully down for server problems.

It’s not the weekend, no con right now so somewhere a couple of our esteemed IT Furries just overslept I think. 😼
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Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.