Thanks for sharing this and for your advocacy

Christmas Crunch. It was a holiday themed version of Capn Crunch with huge stars and bells instead of berries. I convinced my parents to buy a box and they still made me eat the whole thing even after I discovered it was terrible

Norelco Santa

It’s never not funny that most oaths are done this way. Any time anyone uses anything other than a Bible, folks freak out and say “No no no — it only counts if you use the book that forbids swearing oaths and says they come from the ‘evil one.’”