Season's Beatings
@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
just a monkey on a chinese calender
alright who wants some meats ya hosers
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
alright who wants some meats ya hosers
dit loooooooves sesame seeds
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
dit loooooooves sesame seeds
if i was smarter i'd come up with some snappy metaphor for a rainbow over the walmart but shopping at the walmart's beat me down wayyyy too much
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if i was smarter i'd come up with some snappy metaphor for a rainbow over the walmart but shopping at the walmart's beat me down wayyyy too much
the skin's too thin for a needle, gonna have to squeeze it out like i did with my knee the last time this happened. for now i'm pretty mesmerized by the ebb and the flow 🤪
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the skin's too thin for a needle, gonna have to squeeze it out like i did with my knee the last time this happened. for now i'm pretty mesmerized by the ebb and the flow 🤪
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
you could photoshop the clothes a little and plaster Star Wars: Skeleton Crew or The OC 2248 over the logo and i'd say "sure, that could be a tv show"
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
you could photoshop the clothes a little and plaster Star Wars: Skeleton Crew or The OC 2248 over the logo and i'd say "sure, that could be a tv show"
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
you're never too old for back-breaking physical labor, kids
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
you're never too old for back-breaking physical labor, kids
my boss, realizing i'm working from home today. at 2:44pm.....
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my boss, realizing i'm working from home today. at 2:44pm.....
we've moved past farts, sir
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
we've moved past farts, sir
you know it's still november when it's time for the annual company christmas party, fun fun FUN with all the people i have to see three to five days a week hooray!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
you know it's still november when it's time for the annual company christmas party, fun fun FUN with all the people i have to see three to five days a week hooray!!
thanks, doll-face!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
thanks, doll-face!
TOMORROW NIGHT 🥳
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
TOMORROW NIGHT 🥳
for the record, these are the original pics from my phone.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
for the record, these are the original pics from my phone.
parler was awesome i was charlie daniels for a couple days til he got me booted
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
parler was awesome i was charlie daniels for a couple days til he got me booted
list 3 things you think you're known for and let your frendos on here decide
1. dit clapper
2. the greatest mouse
3. in the world
1. dit clapper
2. the greatest mouse
3. in the world
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
list 3 things you think you're known for and let your frendos on here decide
1. dit clapper
2. the greatest mouse
3. in the world
1. dit clapper
2. the greatest mouse
3. in the world
tree's up, that was easy
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
tree's up, that was easy
built like a tank, folks
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
built like a tank, folks
ahahahaa i'm one stroke away from being canadian john fetterman 😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ahahahaa i'm one stroke away from being canadian john fetterman 😭
i vacuumed the place up and put down this little trap, with a piece of extra-old smoked cheddar and a piece of banana bread. wish me luck eh?
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i vacuumed the place up and put down this little trap, with a piece of extra-old smoked cheddar and a piece of banana bread. wish me luck eh?
so now we're at home and i got him into his new house
i named him cyclone taylor
i named him cyclone taylor
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
so now we're at home and i got him into his new house
i named him cyclone taylor
i named him cyclone taylor
there's a second mouse in my house and this one isn't in a cage
back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home
back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
there's a second mouse in my house and this one isn't in a cage
back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home
back in september of 2023 i rescued a little baby hopper from a glue trap in the warehouse at work, using cooking oil and a q-tip. then i had to give him a bath to get the cooking oil off. then i took him home