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just a monkey on a chinese calender
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when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
gamers
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
gamers
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one of my favorite music criticisms was my friend joe saying that he wished someone would kidnap the lumineers, tie them down and force them to listen to the lumineers.
Mumford and Sons makes music for people who find the Lumineers to be a bit too spicy.
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
one of my favorite music criticisms was my friend joe saying that he wished someone would kidnap the lumineers, tie them down and force them to listen to the lumineers.
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New bathroom just dropped
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New bathroom just dropped
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I don’t want to brag but when I was being circumcised it made the mohel throw up
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don’t want to brag but when I was being circumcised it made the mohel throw up
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Roy Batty's Last Job
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Roy Batty's Last Job
two straws and no hashbrown, mcdonalds never fails to fail
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
two straws and no hashbrown, mcdonalds never fails to fail
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this isn’t even the worst thing most of you have read in the past 24 hours on here
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this isn’t even the worst thing most of you have read in the past 24 hours on here
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Never running out of vape juice
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Never running out of vape juice
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Bro, I don’t care, just change my oil.
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bro, I don’t care, just change my oil.
dit loooooooves sesame seeds
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
dit loooooooves sesame seeds
if i was smarter i'd come up with some snappy metaphor for a rainbow over the walmart but shopping at the walmart's beat me down wayyyy too much
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if i was smarter i'd come up with some snappy metaphor for a rainbow over the walmart but shopping at the walmart's beat me down wayyyy too much
10pm on a Saturday night and i don't have a bandaid big enough to cover my broken heart*
*burnt foot
*burnt foot
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
10pm on a Saturday night and i don't have a bandaid big enough to cover my broken heart*
*burnt foot
*burnt foot
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The katy perry / Justin Trudeau situation is embarrassing for me as a Canadian
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The katy perry / Justin Trudeau situation is embarrassing for me as a Canadian
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
THIS time will be different i say to myself as i apply the frozen gel pack directly to my skin instead of wrapping it in a towel
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
THIS time will be different i say to myself as i apply the frozen gel pack directly to my skin instead of wrapping it in a towel
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It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
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we were too busy dooming about the scorpion and frog to see the beauty and joy of the raccoon and alligator
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
we were too busy dooming about the scorpion and frog to see the beauty and joy of the raccoon and alligator
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somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
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*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
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TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
special place in hell for "Do They Know Its Christmas" though, god that song is AWFUL
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
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Gretzky really doing his best to lower the world opinion of Canada's public education system here
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Gretzky really doing his best to lower the world opinion of Canada's public education system here
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