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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 10h

you know what'll quiet everyone down....

Danny DeVito holding two pistols and saying "so anyway, i started blasting"

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 16h

🥰

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Pull my finger. Wait, keep pulling, I forget the rest of the joke. Keep pulling.

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

can't for the life of me figure out why 1,100 people are blocking you on here

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

faster if you're a bee 😬

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ACA🅱️oOSTARDS @yesallcops.net · 3d

🎶turning pipe dreams into pipe bombs with yooooooou

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

fingers crossed!

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

🎵music and love have magnetic properties🎶

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

move along, citizen. nothing to see here

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 2d

about to rage against the machine

a coffee maker with a broken power button. it's kaput

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

i'm willing to die for the bit

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

#bless

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s help this guy have five easy years before he dies of botulism.

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!

five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job

a can of campbell's chunky new england clam chowder (new! easy pop top!)

the bottom of the can showing a november 2005 best-before date

"Happy birthday Clammy" twitter reply to me from jay baruchel back in 2022

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Acid Rain @acidrainstorm.bsky.social · 1d

Fully invested at this point

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!

five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 1d

well hell, i'd wait til his 50th birthday but i doubt i'll live that long

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Paul Chapman @paul-chapman.bsky.social · 2d

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

bold prediction

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

rude

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

niiiiiiiice

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

is he the spider-man alphagettis guy??

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

wasn't even close to edible, pretty much mummified hahahaa.

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

there was a science guy on twitter who'd opened up a 25 year-old can of spider-man alphagettis, by then clammy was already 10 years old so i figured hey why not

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

not even a little bit, shake it and it's still liquidy!

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!

five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 3d

jesus christ either pronounce it "sam-hain" or spell it "saawen" you drunk irish bastards

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