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@thadjuggernuts.bsky.social
just a monkey on a chinese calender
Pinned
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
if i had the means i'd build a 200 ft statue of liev schreiber gazing down at y'all with a disappointed look on his face
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
if i had the means i'd build a 200 ft statue of liev schreiber gazing down at y'all with a disappointed look on his face
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one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
really wish i could remember why i needed to translate this
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
really wish i could remember why i needed to translate this
all good now! sesame seeds'll work every time
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
all good now! sesame seeds'll work every time
it's mousecleaning day but someone ain't cooperating
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
it's mousecleaning day but someone ain't cooperating
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Nature is healing, strangers are telling me their life stories wherever I go again
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nature is healing, strangers are telling me their life stories wherever I go again
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I don’t care what anyone says, Daniel Craig solving crimes as foghorn leghorn is way better than any Bond movie ever
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I don’t care what anyone says, Daniel Craig solving crimes as foghorn leghorn is way better than any Bond movie ever
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Let's go ahead and get this trending
Joy up! (New holiday greeting)
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Let's go ahead and get this trending
ever take enough painkillers that you can't feel anything? that you start doubting your own existence?
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
ever take enough painkillers that you can't feel anything? that you start doubting your own existence?
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I don't know why anyone would fly if there's a train available. it's so roomy and you get to see so many trees
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don't know why anyone would fly if there's a train available. it's so roomy and you get to see so many trees
it's fall asleep at my desk o'clock
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it's fall asleep at my desk o'clock
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Tis the season 🎅🏻
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Tis the season 🎅🏻
i used to wish i was back in my 20's/30's chasing women and doing all the drugs but now that i'm gettin OLD old i think i'd like to be five years old again, forever, just playing with legos in miss jensen's kindergarten class
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i used to wish i was back in my 20's/30's chasing women and doing all the drugs but now that i'm gettin OLD old i think i'd like to be five years old again, forever, just playing with legos in miss jensen's kindergarten class
aw geez they're letting the canucks play hockey again
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
aw geez they're letting the canucks play hockey again
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the hardest song about cooking ever created
Bloodywood - Tadka (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloodywood
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the hardest song about cooking ever created
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Loooooool same guy
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Loooooool same guy
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2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
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*lovingly hand stitching a decorative kitchen towel*
𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈
𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*lovingly hand stitching a decorative kitchen towel*
𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈
𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈
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feels like a 30 rock b-plot involving a business scheme from jenna or tracy
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
feels like a 30 rock b-plot involving a business scheme from jenna or tracy
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The fact that no one is agreeing with me online or even faving my replies simply means that I’m the most right that I’ve ever been
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The fact that no one is agreeing with me online or even faving my replies simply means that I’m the most right that I’ve ever been
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in and out of the ER in 55 minutes, they gave me a tetanus shot + wound solution + wound covers. total cost $8.25 for parking because i bought a day pass. how do you like my canadian socialized medicine now, @mcuban.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
in and out of the ER in 55 minutes, they gave me a tetanus shot + wound solution + wound covers. total cost $8.25 for parking because i bought a day pass. how do you like my canadian socialized medicine now, @mcuban.bsky.social
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FREE TETANUS SHOT!! 😃
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
FREE TETANUS SHOT!! 😃
who's the loneliest guy at the ER right now
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
who's the loneliest guy at the ER right now