ThaPaul
@thapaul.bsky.social
Voted Most Humble Shitposter on Bluesky 6.9 years running
Genuinely unbelievable how fast 2025 went by
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Genuinely unbelievable how fast 2025 went by
My neighbors, the loudest I’ve ever heard them, are playing an irl version of the Dan Vega Money Quiz game from ITYSL and when someone flipped a chunky I heard a ton of glass break lmfaooooooo. Can’t believe they didn’t invite me.
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My neighbors, the loudest I’ve ever heard them, are playing an irl version of the Dan Vega Money Quiz game from ITYSL and when someone flipped a chunky I heard a ton of glass break lmfaooooooo. Can’t believe they didn’t invite me.
Zootopia 2 and its dirty commie propaganda gets a 5/5 from me. Good flick.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Zootopia 2 and its dirty commie propaganda gets a 5/5 from me. Good flick.
*barenaked ladies voice*
I’m the kinda guy that raps at a funeral
I’m the kinda guy that raps at a funeral
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
*barenaked ladies voice*
I’m the kinda guy that raps at a funeral
I’m the kinda guy that raps at a funeral
Tonight feels like a great night for 10000000 beers
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tonight feels like a great night for 10000000 beers
Can’t believe I’ve never come across Sail Away be Deep Purple before. Absolutely brickhouse of a bassline and 100% a sound I was trying to go for when I played funk
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t believe I’ve never come across Sail Away be Deep Purple before. Absolutely brickhouse of a bassline and 100% a sound I was trying to go for when I played funk
I want yall to forgive me for the 3 McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches I’m about to eat
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I want yall to forgive me for the 3 McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches I’m about to eat
Dipshit is such an underutilized insult
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Dipshit is such an underutilized insult
My friends had a healthy baby and momma is doing well too. Happy vibes!
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My friends had a healthy baby and momma is doing well too. Happy vibes!
This is what I mean when I say the dating scene is rough
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is what I mean when I say the dating scene is rough
Last 3 months have been shitty. Can’t help but feel it’s not a coincidence that I haven’t listened to Throw It Up by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz in that time.
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Last 3 months have been shitty. Can’t help but feel it’s not a coincidence that I haven’t listened to Throw It Up by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz in that time.
Can’t believe I got to see the northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Can’t believe I got to see the northern lights
Greatest city in the world fr
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Greatest city in the world fr
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******
Whatcha gonna do
When Mamdani-mania
Runs Wild
On you, brother
When Mamdani-mania
Runs Wild
On you, brother
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Whatcha gonna do
When Mamdani-mania
Runs Wild
On you, brother
When Mamdani-mania
Runs Wild
On you, brother
Worked out for the first time in a minute and then hit the pentagon and now my munchies are going crazy
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Worked out for the first time in a minute and then hit the pentagon and now my munchies are going crazy
The DJ at this Dia de Los Muertos pop-up is spinning his shit at a reasonable volume and I actually could fucking cry lmao. You’re a hero Mr. DJ and I am fucking waaashed lol.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The DJ at this Dia de Los Muertos pop-up is spinning his shit at a reasonable volume and I actually could fucking cry lmao. You’re a hero Mr. DJ and I am fucking waaashed lol.
Just met a dude named Pablo Bravo and that is 100000% my new rapper name
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just met a dude named Pablo Bravo and that is 100000% my new rapper name
Watching The Mask for the first time in 20 years and forgot how much of a fuckin smokeshow Cameron Diaz was in this.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Watching The Mask for the first time in 20 years and forgot how much of a fuckin smokeshow Cameron Diaz was in this.
Took my sister and her friend to get ice cream. Had to swerve while turning onto the street because some dumbshit merged into my lane, which caused me to scrape the curb and fuck up my tire and alignment.
Topeka, why do you keep doing this shit to me?
Topeka, why do you keep doing this shit to me?
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Took my sister and her friend to get ice cream. Had to swerve while turning onto the street because some dumbshit merged into my lane, which caused me to scrape the curb and fuck up my tire and alignment.
Topeka, why do you keep doing this shit to me?
Topeka, why do you keep doing this shit to me?
Ima start spiking my hair like Deryck from sum 41 in 2001
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ima start spiking my hair like Deryck from sum 41 in 2001