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Juniper Sage (they/she)
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32 • bonus mom • jack of all trades • I have too many dogs and not enough treats
*delighted goblin giggles*
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I would like to sincerely apologize to all my neighbors for the recent loud, off-key singing they may have heard from my open windows. 💀 I’m losing my voice and I think it sounds funny. 😅
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I give my senior dogs a treat with their food, the treat gets eaten first. But if I give the pups a treat with their food, they save it for last. It probably has something to do with training? But mostly it’s just adorable it’s like a reward 🥹
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Does anybody else just always want to scream these days?
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just want the world to know my dog was the goodest bravest boi at the vet today. That is all ✨🥰
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nothing like starting to feel a little confident in yourself and then making an incredibly stupid mistake almost immediately. The less than 24h turnaround is actually cruel, universe 🙏🏻
August 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m not even excited about spooky season. That’s how much current events got me fucked up. You ruined my favorite time of year
August 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.
July 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Word has come down from on high that it’s okay to mock Donald Epstein Trump for being a dictator with a tiny penis who pretends to be Christian.
July 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Even I watched it thinking, OH FUCK, Matt and Trey are gonna get black bagged like Stephen Frye in V for Vendetta, but it's WORTH IT 🤣
July 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So can we openly acknowledge this is Hitler again and do something about it or? #currentevents #uspolitics
July 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually healing and then something will happen that makes me go “holy shit, look how much healing I’ve done!” Those are the best days.
July 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve gotten to see some of the best of humanity in the last few days. I am so humbled by the selflessness I’ve witnessed. Y’all, be kind to your neighbors. 💙
July 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Do we think James Gunn knows what he did with Superman? Does he maybe feel a little bit like Superman himself right now? I think he should. I think making this now was brave and necessary. It instilled so much hope in me. #superman #dc #dcuniverse #jamesgunn
July 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
July 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If one more person acts surprised about the geriatric toddler tyrants actions, I might actually go insane. The loudest, most obnoxious “I told you so” in history is completely warranted right now.
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Jesus would be walking with the protesters.
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Raising a pack of whoopsie-daisies (accidental litter of puppies) has taught me a lot. About myself, about dogs, but mostly about the inescapable nature of chaos.
June 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Love that we’re all becoming aware of the propaganda in the US. Maybe let’s not dive straight into other countries’ propaganda on the journey to thinking for ourselves?🥴
May 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Netflix agreeing to host Sesame Street isn’t “saving” it. Netflix is a paid subscription platform. PBS is free. Don’t stop fighting to save public broadcast. #pbs #npr #publicbroadcast #sesamestreet #netflix
May 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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ONE IF BY LAND

TWO IF BY D.C.

the north end church in boston

it’s 250 years today

@northendpage.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Since the world is ending (?) imma need Arby’s to bring back the Italian sandwich specifically to feed my nostalgia pleaseandthankyou
March 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Looks like good advice if you're feeling overwhelmed.
January 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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It’s all “we listen and we don’t judge” until I break out the diary I filled with letters of devotion to my future husband when I was a young Christian teenager
December 9, 2024 at 4:52 AM