I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

There’s a narrative that Gaetz was a deliberate head-fake — a distraction to boost the real candidate — but I am always suspicious of narratives that attribute four-dimensional chess to trump as opposed to knocking over the table and eating the checkers.

researching jokes i don't get at the comedy show so i can laugh 45 seconds–1 minute later

It’s a stay in bed and cuddle the pup kinda morning 🐾

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.

Happy Friday bluesky! ☀️

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

My 5 art resolutions for 2025
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art

Still can’t get over how many people on the right voluntarily went to bat for Matt Gaetz despite allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. Not only was it for nothing since the AG nomination failed… but now you’re forever on record advocating for an alleged statutory rapist.