Triplecheesepizza
@thatsob.bsky.social
I promise to offer nothing of value to any conversation
I do support Greenpeace but “industrial bottom trawling” just makes me laugh
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I do support Greenpeace but “industrial bottom trawling” just makes me laugh
He loves me really
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He loves me really
As a man I know they don’t really matter but I’ve alway been slightly concerned that I have very small nipples
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
As a man I know they don’t really matter but I’ve alway been slightly concerned that I have very small nipples
12hrs in to 26 and I gotta be honest folks, it’s the same shit as usual. Sorry
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
12hrs in to 26 and I gotta be honest folks, it’s the same shit as usual. Sorry
Brought my kids the ugliest fucking car ever to learn to drive in for Christmas, but they love it coz, “it’s quirky” and “it reflects their personalities” I can’t win with these motherfuckers.
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Brought my kids the ugliest fucking car ever to learn to drive in for Christmas, but they love it coz, “it’s quirky” and “it reflects their personalities” I can’t win with these motherfuckers.
Stupid cats not having to give a shit about stuff, and things! Bastards
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Stupid cats not having to give a shit about stuff, and things! Bastards
If I was diabetic I would simply, eat my own feet
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If I was diabetic I would simply, eat my own feet
AI, make me a video of Donald Trump helping his uncle jack off a horse
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
AI, make me a video of Donald Trump helping his uncle jack off a horse
Potato-head is mashed, very sad, abhor political violence etc etc, murder bad etc etc, he was a piece of shit but that doesn’t justify etc etc.
Now where we at with that Epstein stuff?
Now where we at with that Epstein stuff?
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Potato-head is mashed, very sad, abhor political violence etc etc, murder bad etc etc, he was a piece of shit but that doesn’t justify etc etc.
Now where we at with that Epstein stuff?
Now where we at with that Epstein stuff?
I’ve been single so long that my kids now refer to me as “bitchless” which is nice
August 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ve been single so long that my kids now refer to me as “bitchless” which is nice
Yo, anyone wanna date me? I can pay you like $5 if that helps?
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yo, anyone wanna date me? I can pay you like $5 if that helps?
I desperately need rando internet strangers to know that one of my kids cats is a fuckin douchbag, he looks reasonable enough here but you just need to trust me on this, absolute dickbag
May 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I desperately need rando internet strangers to know that one of my kids cats is a fuckin douchbag, he looks reasonable enough here but you just need to trust me on this, absolute dickbag
My butt keeps saying it wants to poop, so I keep taking it to poop and it doesn’t want to poop no more, this is a conbumdrum
April 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My butt keeps saying it wants to poop, so I keep taking it to poop and it doesn’t want to poop no more, this is a conbumdrum
I don’t know much, but I know I love moo, that may be all I need to cow
April 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I don’t know much, but I know I love moo, that may be all I need to cow
🎶It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas🎶
December 15, 2024 at 7:21 AM
🎶It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas🎶