Triplecheesepizza
@thatsob.bsky.social
I promise to offer nothing of value to any conversation
That’s not Greenland, that’s a gangster hamster having a cup of tea
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 AM
That’s not Greenland, that’s a gangster hamster having a cup of tea
Average height for a dwarf that is
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Average height for a dwarf that is
Well that god you’ve got, this… instead of
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Well that god you’ve got, this… instead of
Hmmm, I’m not gonna argue the science but I dunno I’ve ever correlated boob size with hunger, I’m just happy if I get permission to look at em regardless
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Hmmm, I’m not gonna argue the science but I dunno I’ve ever correlated boob size with hunger, I’m just happy if I get permission to look at em regardless
Can’t see big heart, obscured by big boobs, I will have to take your word for it
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Can’t see big heart, obscured by big boobs, I will have to take your word for it
Looks like a regime change is in order, USA, USA, WILL YOU HEED HE CALL!
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Looks like a regime change is in order, USA, USA, WILL YOU HEED HE CALL!
Were you paying the power bills in that house boy!
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Were you paying the power bills in that house boy!
Ahhh unfortunately I am not good at useful conversation, was merely alluding to the AUS vs NZ pavlova controversy. However raw fish salad, pav and succulent lamb are staples down here. I’ll admit I don’t actually know where fairy bread originated but I think we have a fair claim on it
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Ahhh unfortunately I am not good at useful conversation, was merely alluding to the AUS vs NZ pavlova controversy. However raw fish salad, pav and succulent lamb are staples down here. I’ll admit I don’t actually know where fairy bread originated but I think we have a fair claim on it
All these reply’s saying it’s an Australian staple like the didn’t pavlova it off us kiwi’s
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 AM
All these reply’s saying it’s an Australian staple like the didn’t pavlova it off us kiwi’s
Exploding pickles
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Exploding pickles
You’re such a petty bitch, I love it
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You’re such a petty bitch, I love it
I only just saw this, can I still ask anything?
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I only just saw this, can I still ask anything?
Mate, I’ve got SOOOO much more to offer, I can cook and… uhhh… that’s probably it actually
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mate, I’ve got SOOOO much more to offer, I can cook and… uhhh… that’s probably it actually
I’m pretty good at reorganising closets
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m pretty good at reorganising closets
Get one of those “Lindsay and X 4eva” but leave the X as _______ so you can just write in a name whenever you start dating someone new
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Get one of those “Lindsay and X 4eva” but leave the X as _______ so you can just write in a name whenever you start dating someone new
Being in a completely different Timezone this is the first time in ages I’ve actually been able to watch the game live (thanks boxing day holiday) and holy shit you had me on edge the whole time, please just put the chargers away, for my blood pressure’s sake
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Being in a completely different Timezone this is the first time in ages I’ve actually been able to watch the game live (thanks boxing day holiday) and holy shit you had me on edge the whole time, please just put the chargers away, for my blood pressure’s sake
Gotta admit, lucasfilm has been carrying my balls around in their purse since monkey island and I don’t regret it
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Gotta admit, lucasfilm has been carrying my balls around in their purse since monkey island and I don’t regret it