He loves me really

Stupid cats not having to give a shit about stuff, and things! Bastards

I’m in the wrong Timezone so #caturday is actually cuntaday? Catunday? Suncatturday? I don’t know, here’s one of my bastards anyway

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I desperately need rando internet strangers to know that one of my kids cats is a fuckin douchbag, he looks reasonable enough here but you just need to trust me on this, absolute dickbag

🎶It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas🎶