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The “thin blue line” refers to the blue sharpie cops carry around to write left wing slogans on shell casings found near mass shootings.
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dallas is weird in that at any temperature you will see people walking around with full winter coats and hoods up alongside people with shorts tshirts and flip flops
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I realize I’m pretty mean to chat gpt but sometimes it makes me so mad!!!
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Been very manic today and my mind is going a mile a minute. I always like when my brain and mouth or in sync and my thoughts come together quickly but I can tell others around me hate it so I have to just shut up and keep it inside.
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As a rule I will never be the 70th, 421st or 667th like on anything. I don’t need that bad juju in my life.
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Wonder why Somalia and Venezuela are the GOP’s main targets? Simple. Oil. Venezuela is widely cited as having the largest proven crude oil reserves of any country in the world. Somalia has untapped potential of 30b barrels based on geophysical surveys.
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don’t blame capitalism for destroying America, I blame democracy for letting capitalists take over.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The issue with the current Democratic Party is we have an amalgamation of different interest groups none of which seem particularly concerned at screwing all the subgroups when they don’t feel represented.
I am opposed to the prodemocracy coalition losing any more elections. I think running a female candidate for the third time since 2016 increases the chances of losing.
But thank you for trying to intentionally misunderstand the point.
You are - as a general matter - opposed the idea of a female being nominated for the presidency in 2028?
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Is Nico dead yet? I’m glad he’s fired but him taking the money and living his best life doesn’t really suit me either.
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remember Kings: Your wife spends more quality relationship building time every day with her work husband than she does with you, make those 30 minutes count!!
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I have 100pct never referred to it as “schniz”
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The audacity of a parent with no college education to think they can home school their kids is pretty incredible.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Post a zesty selfie if you are all rind.
Post a dictionary selfie if you’re so defined
Post a Sisyphus selfie if you're so inclined
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Common misconception is Amish don’t use technology because it’s a sin but, the Amish avoid tech because they believe that anything which harms their community, encourages pride, or pulls people away from a humble, God-centered life should be limited.
I just saw an Amish woman driving while talking on the phone, like holding the phone up to her ear and talking. I don’t think she’s supposed to be doing either one of those things. Is there like a number I can call to report her? I guess not because I guess they can’t maintain a call center.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use ChatGPT when wiping your ass?”

Sam Altman: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to wipe my ass without ChatGPT.”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Chili’s original queso is back today if that sort of news is important to you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Post a Blockbuster selfie if you’re so please rewind.
Post a bitchy selfie if you’re so unkind
Post a math selfie if you're so cosine'd
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cottard syndrome is an extremely rare psychological condition where the afflicted truly believe they are dead and cannot be convinced otherwise: they will often starve themselves to death believing they have no need to eat.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
all i want for christmas is YOU
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pizza Math is weird. You order 2 things at 6.99 each and somehow you spend 30 bucks.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Conservatives are calling each other Naza’s in an attempt to soften the word for more general every day use. Using the Hard I is strictly forbidden.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m pretty sure that standard journalistic practice with guys like Elon Musk and Quentin Tarantino is to pretend you’re interested in them then just shut up and let them say stupid shit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ordered Pizza
On a Monday
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Had to wait an extra 3 hours to get home this year because this putrid rotten toe nail needed to do 5 pull ups at the airport
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remembering Christmas and My Grans’ rare talent at always finding the perfect gift
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM