Finch Makes Words
@the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org
Writer of fuzzy characters, non-fuzzy characters, and shenanigans of the often spicy variety.
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They/them|Bi/Pan|🔞|35
https://the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/
What linguistical demon is responsible for making "palpable" and "plapable" so similarly spelled? And why does the phrase "an aura of plapable fear" go so fucking hard?
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What linguistical demon is responsible for making "palpable" and "plapable" so similarly spelled? And why does the phrase "an aura of plapable fear" go so fucking hard?
Fun Fact: For those of you who listened to "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" and wondered what the hell "figgy pudding" was...
Ah, the famous Christmas tradition of right wing men drinking cum.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fun Fact: For those of you who listened to "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" and wondered what the hell "figgy pudding" was...
All the modern Christmas songs are like... Christmas pop. Christmas rock. Christmas jazz.
Where's my Christmas speed metal?
Where's my Christmas speed metal?
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
All the modern Christmas songs are like... Christmas pop. Christmas rock. Christmas jazz.
Where's my Christmas speed metal?
Where's my Christmas speed metal?
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with someone of the same gender?
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with someone of the same gender?
Darth Sidious floating a gamer keyboard to you like "Take this, young Skywalker. Do not let the antiquated notions of the Council hold you back. Pour your hatred into your prompts."
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Darth Sidious floating a gamer keyboard to you like "Take this, young Skywalker. Do not let the antiquated notions of the Council hold you back. Pour your hatred into your prompts."
Roger doesn't need very much at all to go off. He gets excited pretty easily and tends to tunnel vision on things he likes. While this has never really been a problem (trans man w/ almost no refractory), he's still cagey about it like he's cagey about a lot of things that make him seem "vulnerable"
Has your OC ever ejaculated prematurely, or otherwise gotten off quicker than they expected, with someone. Is this normal for them or was that an exception.
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Roger doesn't need very much at all to go off. He gets excited pretty easily and tends to tunnel vision on things he likes. While this has never really been a problem (trans man w/ almost no refractory), he's still cagey about it like he's cagey about a lot of things that make him seem "vulnerable"
The reason why I only ever buy large, heavy, fluffy blankets is because werewolves aren't real.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The reason why I only ever buy large, heavy, fluffy blankets is because werewolves aren't real.
Chapter 10 of the SeptENMber Saga is live. This one features plot advancement, naked negotiations and characters acting in ways that consistently surprised the bird writing them.
#furry #nsfw #furrywriting #enm
the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...
#furry #nsfw #furrywriting #enm
the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...
The SeptENMber Saga, a story by Finch
the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chapter 10 of the SeptENMber Saga is live. This one features plot advancement, naked negotiations and characters acting in ways that consistently surprised the bird writing them.
#furry #nsfw #furrywriting #enm
the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...
#furry #nsfw #furrywriting #enm
the-finchy-omnibus.neocities.org/fantasy/enmf...
Okay, so we took a bit of a breather over Turkey Day and everything around that, but now it's back to words. Chapter 10 of my funny forced nudity deal will be coming out soonish (next day or so, I think).
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay, so we took a bit of a breather over Turkey Day and everything around that, but now it's back to words. Chapter 10 of my funny forced nudity deal will be coming out soonish (next day or so, I think).
The Genres of Christmas Music
*Failed Musician Sings the Classics (Most Common)
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas (feat. Bells)
*It's Christmas, and Also I Love You
*Gonna Dick You Down (for Christmas)
*Failed Musician Sings the Classics (Most Common)
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas (feat. Bells)
*It's Christmas, and Also I Love You
*Gonna Dick You Down (for Christmas)
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Genres of Christmas Music
*Failed Musician Sings the Classics (Most Common)
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas (feat. Bells)
*It's Christmas, and Also I Love You
*Gonna Dick You Down (for Christmas)
*Failed Musician Sings the Classics (Most Common)
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas
*Hell Yeah, it's Christmas (feat. Bells)
*It's Christmas, and Also I Love You
*Gonna Dick You Down (for Christmas)
Tried contour drawing for the first time. It's actually kind of hard.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tried contour drawing for the first time. It's actually kind of hard.
To the random Bsky user who's name I've forgotten who posted something to the effect of "Black Friday isn't as bad anymore because people shop online."
I hate you?
I hate you.
You are my arch-nemesis until I get a full night's sleep in me.
Sincerely, a bird who just worked retail.
I hate you?
I hate you.
You are my arch-nemesis until I get a full night's sleep in me.
Sincerely, a bird who just worked retail.
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To the random Bsky user who's name I've forgotten who posted something to the effect of "Black Friday isn't as bad anymore because people shop online."
I hate you?
I hate you.
You are my arch-nemesis until I get a full night's sleep in me.
Sincerely, a bird who just worked retail.
I hate you?
I hate you.
You are my arch-nemesis until I get a full night's sleep in me.
Sincerely, a bird who just worked retail.
"How strange. You call it 'customer service,' and yet you're not supposed to actually service the customers?"
-A space alien, as they're being fired for trying to suck off a customer in the middle of the aisle.
-A space alien, as they're being fired for trying to suck off a customer in the middle of the aisle.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"How strange. You call it 'customer service,' and yet you're not supposed to actually service the customers?"
-A space alien, as they're being fired for trying to suck off a customer in the middle of the aisle.
-A space alien, as they're being fired for trying to suck off a customer in the middle of the aisle.
In Metal Gear Solid 2, in the introductory mission where you play as Snake, you can knock over a bucket of ice and watch the ice cubes melt. There's even special coding that controls how fast each cube melts, based on how close they are to other cubes.
This is only used once in the entire game.
This is only used once in the entire game.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In Metal Gear Solid 2, in the introductory mission where you play as Snake, you can knock over a bucket of ice and watch the ice cubes melt. There's even special coding that controls how fast each cube melts, based on how close they are to other cubes.
This is only used once in the entire game.
This is only used once in the entire game.
Tfw you're writing dialogue for a character and they drop a new and interesting kink in front of you that you had not actually planned for them, but it makes too much gd sense to not leave in.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tfw you're writing dialogue for a character and they drop a new and interesting kink in front of you that you had not actually planned for them, but it makes too much gd sense to not leave in.
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, Charlie Brown.
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
Baneeva isn't hard to get in bed. However, what the Argonian likes in his partners is to know them, to see sides of them hidden to the public. Any succubus/incubus who wanted to take advantage of that would either have to be a good actor, or be prepared for some serious unintended character growth.
What could a siren/succubus/incubus/etc offer your character that would work? Even if they aren't interested in sex what is something that could be offered that could sway them?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Baneeva isn't hard to get in bed. However, what the Argonian likes in his partners is to know them, to see sides of them hidden to the public. Any succubus/incubus who wanted to take advantage of that would either have to be a good actor, or be prepared for some serious unintended character growth.
There's something morbidly fascinating about watching an old anime be extremely gay in the first half, then pull an about face and start hetting up every character in the last half with all the care of somebody disarming a bomb.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
There's something morbidly fascinating about watching an old anime be extremely gay in the first half, then pull an about face and start hetting up every character in the last half with all the care of somebody disarming a bomb.
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Furry porno comic dialogue has not progressed any further than “he also gave me a lion boner”
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Furry porno comic dialogue has not progressed any further than “he also gave me a lion boner”
I gotta say, I love that Bsky rolls out a feature to save posts and so far almost the ONLY thing I've been able to use that for is posts telling me how to turn off AI or get paypros to stop trying to censor people.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I gotta say, I love that Bsky rolls out a feature to save posts and so far almost the ONLY thing I've been able to use that for is posts telling me how to turn off AI or get paypros to stop trying to censor people.
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Bought a typewriter earlier this month. I need to get it serviced a bit, but from initial typying experiments, I'm struck by how it's a skill to use well in itself.
But my first through in purchasing it? At least they can't update it with fucking AI.
But my first through in purchasing it? At least they can't update it with fucking AI.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bought a typewriter earlier this month. I need to get it serviced a bit, but from initial typying experiments, I'm struck by how it's a skill to use well in itself.
But my first through in purchasing it? At least they can't update it with fucking AI.
But my first through in purchasing it? At least they can't update it with fucking AI.
"Cocktails" implies the existence of "vaginatails."
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Cocktails" implies the existence of "vaginatails."
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