The_Mess
@the-mess.bsky.social
Au-ADHD, so mess by name, mess by nature.
Reposted by The_Mess
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
Reposted by The_Mess
Good thread is good. As it explains exactly why ICE needs to be torn down and replaced with something better.
Because it's beyond fucking saving and has been for a long time.
Because it's beyond fucking saving and has been for a long time.
Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
/1
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
/1
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Good thread is good. As it explains exactly why ICE needs to be torn down and replaced with something better.
Because it's beyond fucking saving and has been for a long time.
Because it's beyond fucking saving and has been for a long time.
Reposted by The_Mess
/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
Yeap, my right shoulder art stuffed. Today's going to be a total do nothing day as a result :/
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Yeap, my right shoulder art stuffed. Today's going to be a total do nothing day as a result :/
Reposted by The_Mess
i know this isn't exactly mindblowing but i'm fucking mad that it's easier to become an ice agent than to get a us visa slate.com/news-and-pol...
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i know this isn't exactly mindblowing but i'm fucking mad that it's easier to become an ice agent than to get a us visa slate.com/news-and-pol...
Reposted by The_Mess
Most guys with guns are cowards.
January 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Most guys with guns are cowards.
Reposted by The_Mess
They are unlawfully detaining people for First Amendment protected activities, as far as I can tell. Dragging people out of their vehicles absent witnessing a crime and without a judicial warrant is repugnant to our constitutional order.
New video shows ICE agents detaining a US citizen legal observer in Minneapolis.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
The agents smashed his car window, dragged him out, and placed a knee on his neck.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
They are unlawfully detaining people for First Amendment protected activities, as far as I can tell. Dragging people out of their vehicles absent witnessing a crime and without a judicial warrant is repugnant to our constitutional order.
Well that was "fun".
Really need to buy myself a proper fat bastard chair, but for the moment, I've replaced the stupid plastic base on my current chair and pulled the bearings as well from the donor. Guess I need to hit alibaba for some stronger wheels though. Since plastic ones will break...
Really need to buy myself a proper fat bastard chair, but for the moment, I've replaced the stupid plastic base on my current chair and pulled the bearings as well from the donor. Guess I need to hit alibaba for some stronger wheels though. Since plastic ones will break...
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Well that was "fun".
Really need to buy myself a proper fat bastard chair, but for the moment, I've replaced the stupid plastic base on my current chair and pulled the bearings as well from the donor. Guess I need to hit alibaba for some stronger wheels though. Since plastic ones will break...
Really need to buy myself a proper fat bastard chair, but for the moment, I've replaced the stupid plastic base on my current chair and pulled the bearings as well from the donor. Guess I need to hit alibaba for some stronger wheels though. Since plastic ones will break...
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Fox newsholes have completely baked brains or are sociopaths who think everyone else is like them.
Fox newsholes have completely baked brains or are sociopaths who think everyone else is like them.
Greg Gutfeld‘s level of unhinged bile suggests he’s a deeply unhappy and probably suffering person.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Fox newsholes have completely baked brains or are sociopaths who think everyone else is like them.
Fox newsholes have completely baked brains or are sociopaths who think everyone else is like them.
Good thread is good.
And yet another point in long list of why CBP and ICE need to be burnt to the fucking ground.
And yet another point in long list of why CBP and ICE need to be burnt to the fucking ground.
NEW
An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found:
In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.”
🧵
An initially-secret report for Customs and Border Patrol in 2013 found:
In many vehicle shooting cases, the “driver was attempting to flee from the agents who intentionally put themselves into the exit path of the vehicle, thereby … creating justification for the use of deadly force.”
🧵
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Good thread is good.
And yet another point in long list of why CBP and ICE need to be burnt to the fucking ground.
And yet another point in long list of why CBP and ICE need to be burnt to the fucking ground.
Fuck, they're stupidly trying to crack down. All this will do is super charge the protests and get the government etc lynched.
Stupid. Fucking. Idiots.
Stupid. Fucking. Idiots.
January 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fuck, they're stupidly trying to crack down. All this will do is super charge the protests and get the government etc lynched.
Stupid. Fucking. Idiots.
Stupid. Fucking. Idiots.
Despite the stupid black out, the protests are only growing. May the regime finally grow some brains and admit they're cooked and heavy reform is needed.
If they do so, not only will they not get lynched, they may even manage to keep some political power. Though the IRGC are doomed.
If they do so, not only will they not get lynched, they may even manage to keep some political power. Though the IRGC are doomed.
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Despite the stupid black out, the protests are only growing. May the regime finally grow some brains and admit they're cooked and heavy reform is needed.
If they do so, not only will they not get lynched, they may even manage to keep some political power. Though the IRGC are doomed.
If they do so, not only will they not get lynched, they may even manage to keep some political power. Though the IRGC are doomed.
Reposted by The_Mess
Reposted by The_Mess
📸 by Christopher Katsarov
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
📸 by Christopher Katsarov
Reposted by The_Mess
Oh fuck no. Google's planning to add "AI" to shopping so people can automate it. It's going to be an expensive fuck up. And of course, the sheep that art the AI bro's are going to chase after Google.
So it'll be a omni-schemozzle in the end. A very expensive omni-schemozzle.
So it'll be a omni-schemozzle in the end. A very expensive omni-schemozzle.
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Oh fuck no. Google's planning to add "AI" to shopping so people can automate it. It's going to be an expensive fuck up. And of course, the sheep that art the AI bro's are going to chase after Google.
So it'll be a omni-schemozzle in the end. A very expensive omni-schemozzle.
So it'll be a omni-schemozzle in the end. A very expensive omni-schemozzle.
Reposted by The_Mess
Just going to note that while I get angry messages from Elon fans on a pretty regular basis, they never comment on how I look.
The level of misogyny facing women reporters is insane.
The level of misogyny facing women reporters is insane.
ahhh the reader emails i get sometimes on the muskland empire beat are like nothin else....
![screenshot of email to cnbc reporter lora kolodny on jan. 9, 2026: "Subject: [EXTERNAL] interesting take
old horse face all over Elon again. To bad your such a stupid cunt that you can't find anything more to write about then a couple of senators trying to censor thee internet. God you're such a piece of shit. I hope you have no kids we dont need any more ugly pieces of shit in the world
Sent with Proton Mail secure email."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r56tewdetlqjcxcmktcp4m2w/bafkreifekz2qdte6cr7csaa72gt3ae4wqe23qaolhuw62lsrzlhorubm54@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Just going to note that while I get angry messages from Elon fans on a pretty regular basis, they never comment on how I look.
The level of misogyny facing women reporters is insane.
The level of misogyny facing women reporters is insane.
Reposted by The_Mess
Heritage Foundation say they are against pornography and want to end it but you just know they’re rubbing one out to those videos.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Heritage Foundation say they are against pornography and want to end it but you just know they’re rubbing one out to those videos.
Reposted by The_Mess
Reposted by The_Mess
Reposted by The_Mess
Reposted by The_Mess
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
Reposted by The_Mess
BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
Reposted by The_Mess
Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social
Support Nick at nickanderson.substack.com
Support Nick at nickanderson.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social
Support Nick at nickanderson.substack.com
Support Nick at nickanderson.substack.com