🦌 — 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄,
@the-vindicator.bsky.social
Pinned
He wants dinner too
Dragging a dead deer up a tree. Take away dinner or whatever.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He wants dinner too
// my computer died before I could get to the other accs so that's a sign for me to go to sleep
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
// my computer died before I could get to the other accs so that's a sign for me to go to sleep
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⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓:
⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔.
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⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓:
⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔.
⠀ ⠀
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓:
⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔.
⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓:
⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔.
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The owl does not concern itself with water on a sitting duck.
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The owl does not concern itself with water on a sitting duck.
Don't look. I'm living my dream free from your judgements.
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Don't look. I'm living my dream free from your judgements.
Where's other me, I need to test something out.
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Where's other me, I need to test something out.
The hand finally grabs him, and just as he's about to slice at it with a knife or unload a mag in its wrist, he feels his arms go limp.
There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.
There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.
A force is trying to nab him, to turn him into a Halloween creature.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The hand finally grabs him, and just as he's about to slice at it with a knife or unload a mag in its wrist, he feels his arms go limp.
There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.
There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.
A force is trying to nab him, to turn him into a Halloween creature.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A force is trying to nab him, to turn him into a Halloween creature.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.
Another day where I haven't used my Chainsaw for killing purposes. Dude, this sucks.
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Another day where I haven't used my Chainsaw for killing purposes. Dude, this sucks.
My "someone discussed Vaporeon without me" senses are tingling.
October 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My "someone discussed Vaporeon without me" senses are tingling.
“Nah, dude. I'll pay you, no worries. Just get some good action shots of me, I'm gonna climb up that ladder and jump down so you can catch my flight and landing.”
"Mm, yeah. I would argue, HOWEVER! Getting yourself out there is important, pal. I'll help you help people. Not for free though, right now I could be catching news out there..."
“Thanks, I made it myself. It's likely the best costume in the world, has absolutely no flaws or weak points. I'm making a website to announce myself in, so people can send in requests for me to go and deal with law breakers.”
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Nah, dude. I'll pay you, no worries. Just get some good action shots of me, I'm gonna climb up that ladder and jump down so you can catch my flight and landing.”
“Thanks, I made it myself. It's likely the best costume in the world, has absolutely no flaws or weak points. I'm making a website to announce myself in, so people can send in requests for me to go and deal with law breakers.”
Squints. Taking a step back. Another step. Then, he circles the costumed guy.
"Awesome costume. I can think of a few cool angles to capture you in—what kind of website?"
"Awesome costume. I can think of a few cool angles to capture you in—what kind of website?"
“Can you take some sick pictures of me for my website?”
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Thanks, I made it myself. It's likely the best costume in the world, has absolutely no flaws or weak points. I'm making a website to announce myself in, so people can send in requests for me to go and deal with law breakers.”
“Can you take some sick pictures of me for my website?”
Staaaaaring. Eyebrows raised.
"Hi. Can I help you?"
"Hi. Can I help you?"
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“Can you take some sick pictures of me for my website?”
Reposted by 🦌 — 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄,
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
YOU CAN'T, THERES A GRADE TINFOIL LINING ON MY MASK MOTHERFUCKER! NOW LET ME LATCH ONTO YOUR BELLY WITH MY CHAINSAW.
LET IT LATCH TO ITS FACE AND IT WILL!
You tell me!
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
YOU CAN'T, THERES A GRADE TINFOIL LINING ON MY MASK MOTHERFUCKER! NOW LET ME LATCH ONTO YOUR BELLY WITH MY CHAINSAW.
JUST DO IT, LETS KILL IT!
I...can give you a ride if you really insist, but I think it's very unwise to interact with the creature in any way.
QUICK, GIVE ME A FLYING RIDE, DROP ME ON TOP OF HIM AND ILL SAW HIM IN HALF!
October 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
JUST DO IT, LETS KILL IT!
You tell me!
...Is this biped tough or just an idiot?!
YOU GO, RAINBOW!
October 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
You tell me!
// i need everyone to know where this reference comes from but I can't upload videos here for some reason and it's PMO
YOU GO, RAINBOW!
DISPOSABLE ORGANS, JUST LIKE ALL YOUR HUSKS!!
October 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
// i need everyone to know where this reference comes from but I can't upload videos here for some reason and it's PMO
YOU GO, RAINBOW!
DISPOSABLE ORGANS, JUST LIKE ALL YOUR HUSKS!!
Organ Ally!
October 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
YOU GO, RAINBOW!
Organ Ally!
For the record, it doesn't support anyone here. Just their organs when it takes over.
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Organ Ally!
But the news covering it don't know that. It's a speciest and homophobic crime now.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
But the news covering it don't know that. It's a speciest and homophobic crime now.
Whatever gender you wanna be, bud, we support you. Ally!
No, it's more gelatinous if anything.
Huh. So you're genderfluid.
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Whatever gender you wanna be, bud, we support you. Ally!
Guys, we can't kill it, it's Queer. It would be a hate crime.
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Guys, we can't kill it, it's Queer. It would be a hate crime.