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Never forget when I tried looking up nutrition facts for Jif peanut butter and stumbled upon a review that included an image where the peanut butter was notably absent.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Suppose 17 minute brown line headways during the heart of rush hour are a slight improvement over just completely broken trains. Still, eager to get back to my bike if the city will ever do anything about road conditions.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Enjoy the herring!
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Convenience stores in other cities missing that fabric softener selection.
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This must be why ICE mostly avoids Old Town.
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Minor detail, but the cherry on-top of ICE's lawless behavior is how they were headed the wrong way on this one-way street.
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In the two months I've been using Tidal the only song I haven't been able to find is the one used in this clip. (DJ Rashad - What That Neck Do)
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For some reason, it reminded me of these types of ads.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Apologies for the X screenshot, but I was just floored by the claim that "100s of ICE officers have been injured". Like, there's no way they even have that many people onsite much less injuries.
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Amazing that he allegedly was doing this sort of thing with "Bloodsport" back in 1997!
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad you highlighted this spot because when I rolled through here a couple of weeks ago, I was certain the SUV quickly accelerating behind me was gonna pull some sort of dangerous move when in fact they were just planning on turning right.
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No love for the bald white guy triumvirate either!
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yeah yeah, I'd like to see him participate in a 12-person fantasy football auction draft while holding a baby.

(I eventually came in last place that season)
August 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Really curious what sort of methodology they got going over there. Apparently a gunfire incident with corresponding 911 calls can still be recorded as unreported if those involved with the incident weren't the ones to call 911?
August 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Anytime people blame cringe posts for harsher treatment of the oppressed, this exchange from 1843 (!) comes to mind.
July 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There are some really great totes out there you can buy from local businesses.

Here's an example from pilsencommunitybooks.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate this very specific drain on NW-bound Clybourn
June 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My level of enjoyment is very book dependent. Like I loathe most super hero or celebrity tie-ins but those are the books my kids like to pick most often at the library so we have a bunch on hand.

But I'll take a long difficult to read Dr. Seuss over this generic Steph Curry book any day.
May 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Really cool how the headline for this story came through to my inbox as a subscriber of the newsletter.
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Elon #np
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Illustrative point here is I was looking at Bloomberg's Billionaire Index and his most change in net worth of -$558M represents only 0.1% hit to his total net worth. Obviously he's lost much more this year but it puts the $8.4M into perspective.

www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Somehow Bill Simmons for me
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Love when a store I primarily use to buy drinks or odd toiletries makes it very difficult to buy drinks or odd toiletries.
January 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM