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Tactical urbanism but for clearing snow from bike lanes.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Never forget when I tried looking up nutrition facts for Jif peanut butter and stumbled upon a review that included an image where the peanut butter was notably absent.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trouble is, for a lot of those folks they won't acknowledge it unless it's literally in their back yard. Hard to describe my dismay in describing how ICE snatched up a teacher at a nearby daycare last week to a close friend and get the response: "well she was illegal so..."
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Every time I hear him speak he reminds me of an evil David Lynch
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Remembering the time I got yelled at for riding on the sidewalk when I had just discovered Wandrer and didn't realize LaSalle was, uh, quite a stressful street to bike on in River North.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Enjoy the herring!
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Convenience stores in other cities missing that fabric softener selection.
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Lifeguard - "It Will Get Worse" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lifeguard
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October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This must be why ICE mostly avoids Old Town.
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Could very easily sub Bovino into this classic
youtube.com/shorts/09Nan...
I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every day there's a constant tension where you wonder if ICE will pop-up in your neighborhood and if you'll be ready to rush outside and curse them out. ICE moves so fast that the majority of locals you see quite literally live within one/two blocks, any further and they wouldn't get there in time.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Minor detail, but the cherry on-top of ICE's lawless behavior is how they were headed the wrong way on this one-way street.
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Guy's got quite a resume! psmag.com/magazine/a-p...
'The Ultimate Patent Troll'
In the words of technology reporters.
psmag.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nature's Metropolis is on my list!
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In the two months I've been using Tidal the only song I haven't been able to find is the one used in this clip. (DJ Rashad - What That Neck Do)
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For some reason, it reminded me of these types of ads.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Concerned that longtime aquarium having bars Fieldhouse and Mother Hubbard's may have both ditched their fish tanks in recent years.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was wondering if the helicopter I saw heading in that direction while I was out near Lane Tech this morning was just WGN heading out to do some traffic coverage or something else...
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM