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Suppose 17 minute brown line headways during the heart of rush hour are a slight improvement over just completely broken trains. Still, eager to get back to my bike if the city will ever do anything about road conditions.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Left: Not having kids because they want to get their life in order first before starting a family
Right: Not having kids because they can't get their life together so nobody wants to start a family with them
Trump voting men rank having children as their highest priority in life, and rank having emotional stability dead last. Those poor children.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
They Are Gutting A Body Of Water from Your Eyes
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Plenty of time to have a quick happy hour at Ceres before needing to meet with the judge!
Bovino tells her 6 p.m .would be better.

"I'll see you tomorrow at 6," Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Might be a product of me reading the entirety of Berserk in September, but watching The Substance for the first time last night was really giving me some Berserk vibes at certain moments.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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MORE: Plaintiffs in this lawsuit just filed notice of an alleged violation.

They say they did so w/out conferral out of concern the feds are “simply ignoring the court’s TRO.”
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Signs the bartender has other things they want to be doing on a Monday night: starts playing "Grave of the Fireflies" on the TV behind the bar.
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Basically done with Twitter after seeing this.
Screenprinting to keep this live after LC deactivates (assume he's ok with that, if not let me know)
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sounds like an evil David Lynch
totally normal human behavior
October 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Honored to make an appearance as "Dad wearing a Dennehy shirt"
Bridgeport Kidical Mass rules. If you missed Chicago Family Bike Sox, they’ve got a couple more this fall. Check out their full schedule or find a ride near you: @chifamilybiking.bsky.social or Bridgeport Kidical Mass on fb. Thanks for a great season, we’ll see you in the spring!
September 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah yeah, I'd like to see him participate in a 12-person fantasy football auction draft while holding a baby.

(I eventually came in last place that season)
August 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT AND TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW!
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#film #documentary #indiefilm #filmfest #filmfestival #chicago #screening #CHIRPRadio #indie #radio #musicboxtheatre #local
April 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Elon #np
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The people whining about how they’re getting yelled at for driving a Tesla should try biking for transportation so they can see how you get treated when people actually hate you on the road
March 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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New station update!

The amazing ChirpRadio (@chirpradio.bsky.social) from Chicago, IL

Chirp had been a station I'd wanted to add forever, but couldn't. Until I mentioned something here on Bluesky and their awesome team made it happen! Big thanks to Shawn and Brian for helping me out.
ScrobbleRadio - Awesome radio, everyday!
ScrobbleRadio is a curated list of radio stations that play great music. Independent stations that play new, interesting and bold music without the constraints of tiny corporate radio playlists. If yo...
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March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It's a busy spring for pro-bike and vehicle safety legislation and we need your help to get it passed.

Signing witness slips is a low-effort, high-impact way to make your voice heard in Springfield.

Learn about filling out a witness slip and where we stand below.

www.aclu-il.org/sites/defaul...
www.aclu-il.org
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I am fascinated by Elon Musks decision to make sure every picture has his son riding on his shoulders. It’s such a specific projection of masculinity.
January 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Your political strategy cannot require message discipline from the entire country
November 11, 2024 at 12:37 PM