Passes the "plainly state 'Abolish ICE' challenge". Seems pretty easy, but you'd be surprised by how many people can't quite pull it off.
Your choice is clear, Illinois. If you’re tired of the status quo and looking for a real fighter, go to JulianaStratton.com to learn more.
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Passes the "plainly state 'Abolish ICE' challenge". Seems pretty easy, but you'd be surprised by how many people can't quite pull it off.
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There’s that weasel phrase:
“abolish Trump’s I C E”
instead of “abolish I C E”
If they say the former, they are trying to play you. Don’t let these fuckers get away with it.
“abolish Trump’s I C E”
instead of “abolish I C E”
If they say the former, they are trying to play you. Don’t let these fuckers get away with it.
Ahead of tonight’s Senate debate, Krishnamoorthi releases new “abolish Trump’s ICE” ad
Ahead of tonight’s Senate debate, Krishnamoorthi releases new “abolish Trump’s ICE” ad
* Press release…
Today, Raja for Illinois released its latest television ad, “Moral.” In the new spot, Raja, an immigrant himself, unpacks the harm Donald Trump’s ICE has done to communities across Illinois and the country, and outlines our only choice: fighting back.
“Donald Trump has weaponized ICE against our cities and our people. Torn apart families…terrorized [...]
dlvr.it
January 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
There’s that weasel phrase:
“abolish Trump’s I C E”
instead of “abolish I C E”
If they say the former, they are trying to play you. Don’t let these fuckers get away with it.
“abolish Trump’s I C E”
instead of “abolish I C E”
If they say the former, they are trying to play you. Don’t let these fuckers get away with it.
I know the Twin Cities are on another level but when these sort of school ICE look-outs sprang up around here in the fall, we had parents volunteering to take corners in the dads WhatsApp group that primarily existed to run fantasy sports and plan things like chili cook-offs.
ICE agents will come to the school patrol asking who the organizers are believing they’re like Soros shadow figures, and it’s like a bespectacled software engineer who didn’t know the names of more than 5 parents two weeks ago.
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I know the Twin Cities are on another level but when these sort of school ICE look-outs sprang up around here in the fall, we had parents volunteering to take corners in the dads WhatsApp group that primarily existed to run fantasy sports and plan things like chili cook-offs.
Should probably just make better posts like this one.
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Should probably just make better posts like this one.
Apparently the owner of Beck's and Toons is also anti-bike lane.
From my firsthand experience of biking down Clybourn multiple times a week, I think if Beck is concerned about traffic congestion he should not operate a business right next door to Pequod's.
From my firsthand experience of biking down Clybourn multiple times a week, I think if Beck is concerned about traffic congestion he should not operate a business right next door to Pequod's.
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Apparently the owner of Beck's and Toons is also anti-bike lane.
From my firsthand experience of biking down Clybourn multiple times a week, I think if Beck is concerned about traffic congestion he should not operate a business right next door to Pequod's.
From my firsthand experience of biking down Clybourn multiple times a week, I think if Beck is concerned about traffic congestion he should not operate a business right next door to Pequod's.
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
Extremely niche Chicago post: the new California bus route extension is incredibly awesome 😎
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Extremely niche Chicago post: the new California bus route extension is incredibly awesome 😎
Coming down from the Northside to join the @chicagobikesox.com / @bridgeportkidicalmass.org family White Sox ride. Hoping to do it all again next year!
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Coming down from the Northside to join the @chicagobikesox.com / @bridgeportkidicalmass.org family White Sox ride. Hoping to do it all again next year!
90% because I missed the whistle one and the new judge one. Alas!
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December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
90% because I missed the whistle one and the new judge one. Alas!
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Suppose 17 minute brown line headways during the heart of rush hour are a slight improvement over just completely broken trains. Still, eager to get back to my bike if the city will ever do anything about road conditions.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Suppose 17 minute brown line headways during the heart of rush hour are a slight improvement over just completely broken trains. Still, eager to get back to my bike if the city will ever do anything about road conditions.
Left: Not having kids because they want to get their life in order first before starting a family
Right: Not having kids because they can't get their life together so nobody wants to start a family with them
Right: Not having kids because they can't get their life together so nobody wants to start a family with them
Trump voting men rank having children as their highest priority in life, and rank having emotional stability dead last. Those poor children.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Left: Not having kids because they want to get their life in order first before starting a family
Right: Not having kids because they can't get their life together so nobody wants to start a family with them
Right: Not having kids because they can't get their life together so nobody wants to start a family with them
They Are Gutting A Body Of Water from Your Eyes
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They Are Gutting A Body Of Water from Your Eyes
Plenty of time to have a quick happy hour at Ceres before needing to meet with the judge!
Bovino tells her 6 p.m .would be better.
"I'll see you tomorrow at 6," Ellis says.
"I'll see you tomorrow at 6," Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Plenty of time to have a quick happy hour at Ceres before needing to meet with the judge!
Might be a product of me reading the entirety of Berserk in September, but watching The Substance for the first time last night was really giving me some Berserk vibes at certain moments.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Might be a product of me reading the entirety of Berserk in September, but watching The Substance for the first time last night was really giving me some Berserk vibes at certain moments.
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MORE: Plaintiffs in this lawsuit just filed notice of an alleged violation.
They say they did so w/out conferral out of concern the feds are “simply ignoring the court’s TRO.”
They say they did so w/out conferral out of concern the feds are “simply ignoring the court’s TRO.”
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
MORE: Plaintiffs in this lawsuit just filed notice of an alleged violation.
They say they did so w/out conferral out of concern the feds are “simply ignoring the court’s TRO.”
They say they did so w/out conferral out of concern the feds are “simply ignoring the court’s TRO.”
Signs the bartender has other things they want to be doing on a Monday night: starts playing "Grave of the Fireflies" on the TV behind the bar.
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Signs the bartender has other things they want to be doing on a Monday night: starts playing "Grave of the Fireflies" on the TV behind the bar.
Basically done with Twitter after seeing this.
Screenprinting to keep this live after LC deactivates (assume he's ok with that, if not let me know)
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Basically done with Twitter after seeing this.
Sounds like an evil David Lynch
October 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sounds like an evil David Lynch
Honored to make an appearance as "Dad wearing a Dennehy shirt"
Bridgeport Kidical Mass rules. If you missed Chicago Family Bike Sox, they’ve got a couple more this fall. Check out their full schedule or find a ride near you: @chifamilybiking.bsky.social or Bridgeport Kidical Mass on fb. Thanks for a great season, we’ll see you in the spring!
September 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Honored to make an appearance as "Dad wearing a Dennehy shirt"
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
Yeah yeah, I'd like to see him participate in a 12-person fantasy football auction draft while holding a baby.
(I eventually came in last place that season)
(I eventually came in last place that season)
August 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Yeah yeah, I'd like to see him participate in a 12-person fantasy football auction draft while holding a baby.
(I eventually came in last place that season)
(I eventually came in last place that season)
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Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)